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[–]dustmouse 402 points403 points  (21 children)

Keep at it and someday you will achieve the much coveted TODO app.

[–]Yindoom 111 points112 points  (11 children)

Don't call me out like this I don't know what else to make

[–]Assignment_Winter 49 points50 points  (10 children)

Just make what you're passionate about!

... so how about a grocery list app?

[–]KaamDeveloper 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Guys, guys, have you thought about making a calculator?

[–]iililiiili 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I made a file indexer since i hated the windows search, I also throw together a quick script to sort out which kids are doing what jobs. I really should remake my shit to update it but ... oh look a new game.

[–]clarknight23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you develop "Search Everything"?

[–]manubfr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Computing on a computer. It’s only logical.

[–]temporaryuser1000 14 points15 points  (3 children)

You laugh, but it's a real problem!! I am a senior dev, I work in e-commerce microservices, managing backend integration for a major brand.

My passion is programming.

I can't for the life of me think of a project to do for fun.

[–]GodSama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remake a game from your childhood.

[–]aboutthednm 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A quesadilla app. I don't know what it's going to do, but man oh man do I cream up real nice for a good quesadilla.

[–]Assignment_Winter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grocery list:

  • Quesadilla

Add items to grocery list? (user taps yes)

Updated grocery list:

  • Quesadilla
  • Quesadilla
  • Quesadilla
  • Quesadilla
  • Quesadilla
  • Quesadilla
  • Quesadilla

[–]thomasjadallah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Currently working on Timer App Test

[–]BackgroundChar 9 points10 points  (1 child)

In fairness, none of the currently existing ones satisfy my product needs :(

So I'mma build one that works for me! And once I've finished it, and therefore gotten organized as hell, it's over for ya'll bitches! 😂

[–]Xtrendence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually I spend more time making myself personal time saving tools than actually doing whatever I'm saving time on, so I'd ironically save time by not making whatever tool it is I have planned.

[–]SwishWhishe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh I straight up made one yesterday

[–]Prof_Poopy_Butthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just went looking through some papers on my desk and... yup what do you know, a reminder to make an organization app for myself.

[–]Dewwwww 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my first assignment when learning web development lol.

[–]firemouth55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit! I came here to say this. I was only 3 hours late.

[–]not_another_bot2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait for the day I'll finally do and remove all the TODOs from my project code.

[–]Blau- 597 points598 points  (46 children)

I feel attacked with Untitled Project

[–]koncqwense 395 points396 points  (24 children)

0 bugs, 0 security flaws, 0 memory usage - its one hell of a program.

[–]the_mythx 78 points79 points  (21 children)

someone get this man a guild

[–]Time_Terminal 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Hi, I'm the guildmaster of N00b_Pwners_Frevr. I can shoot u/koncqwense an invite.

[–]physiQQ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm guilty of thinking the same.

[–]receptiveblocks 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What levels do you accept to your guild?

Are you friendly to entry/junior level programmers or mainly a senior endgame focused guild?

[–]Bobby-Trap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Entry level is fine, but you must have 15 years experience

[–]MurkyApricot 70 points71 points  (15 children)

No. Do not support reddit by giving them money for a couple pixels to appear on the screen. It’s the biggest waste of money I can imagine.

[–]frostbyte650 66 points67 points  (10 children)

Why not? Is it better to force them to bend to the whim to advertisers to afford the servers, employees & overhead it requires to run this platform? Some awards give people premium too so even less ads. So with this revenue stream reddit has leverage when advertisers or other interested parties have opinions on how the app should run including censorship. While simultaneously rewarding quality content. That’s a lot more than a couple pixels. How is this a waste of money? Why is that a bad thing?

[–]TechEpic 27 points28 points  (8 children)

I'd like to add that Reddit has a higher content to ad ratio than a lot of other platforms, which shows that the gilding system is working to some degree.

[–]frostbyte650 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I think we should commend this independent monetization model.

[–]2mice 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I think we should dream bigger, im talkin amusements parks, i’m talking cities; who knows maybe even something bigger.

[–]foxhelp 1 point2 points  (2 children)

oh my gosh! I don't know if it would be safe to visit a Reddit amusement park ... like think of the content!

[–]JigsawnSean 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Forget the content, think of the guests!

[–]dstayton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they had that daily gold goal on the side bar for years.

[–]Mrqueue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean comments count as content?

There’s at least one ad per page for me which is pretty high

[–]Chu_BOT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I know you're not just a pr plant that's been honed by corporate marketing to appeal to the programming humor crowd and get them to support reddit and normalize gilding? I mean I'm very much joking and agree with you that reddit is about as close to independent journalism that we get these days but damn if it isn't a sticky wicket when you start asking about who pays for what information and why and how trustworthy that info is to begin with.

[–]futlapperl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reddit: emoji bad 😠

Also Reddit: pays money for fake emojis

[–]thesovietsuperstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😡🆘💵🎥🎥😛✔️🙂💰😛💰🙂💰💵🎥💵🎥🎥💵☕🙂💰🙂👸💴😳🌟🎥🌟😳💵🥈💵🥈🥈💵💴💴💴🥇🥇🏅🏅🥇

[–]5starkarma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The project that isnt shared on git

[–]Jezzaw21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... 0 bytes

[–]StarkRG 31 points32 points  (13 children)

Untitled Project 2 was far superior.

[–]AutisticBasil 8 points9 points  (8 children)

All of my projects have shitty names like that lmao. Like one of them is literally named stuff 26377573829 because There were too many stuffs and I just typed in a random number.

[–]StarkRG 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I usually give them names based on what they start life as and then fail to change them as their functionality expands. So CameraStream.py does still provide the camera stream, but it also controls the sockets on a power strip, reads the temperature and humidity, streaming that data to a webpage which is also able to send commands back to CameraStream.py.

[–]Bobby-Trap 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So the AI that eradicates humanity is going to be called goldfishcam

[–]StarkRG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My go-to is always stampCollector.exe or something similar after this Computerphile video: https://youtu.be/tcdVC4e6EV4

[–]Kubissus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't start a project until I come up with a name for it. Then I usually abandon it after naming it.

[–]LucienZerger 2 points3 points  (3 children)

until Untitled Project 3 came along..

[–]StarkRG 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Followed by Untitled Project 2 copy

[–]genericneim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excellent naming choice. Great minds think alike, I guess.

[–]thisisntinstagram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untitled Project 17 here

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UntitledProject1

[–]takesthebiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final_test_3

[–]GamingTheSystem-01 113 points114 points  (10 children)

Just wait until "Untitled Project - Copy" comes out

[–]Titanmaster970 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Untitled Project - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy

[–]MagnusTheGreat 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I just number them. Saves some hassle of reading.

[–]Titanmaster970 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I like how we would rather do that instead of actually naming them

[–]MagnusTheGreat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coming up with relevant names is hard.

I'd rather just name them UntitledProject93 and then stumble through 30 other numbers, frantically trying to find out what they're actually about than take 2 minutes to come up with a relevant name.

[–]Jimmy4FourShoes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I use the date it’s like numbers but easier to track down time wise.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to do that.

[–]blacklig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Untitled Project new FINAL v2"

[–]thesovietsuperstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh god oh no!

[–]Keksoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys heard of git and versionning?

[–]Debbus72 75 points76 points  (4 children)

It was not my best app, but it gave me a chuckle when I was at ConsoleApplication420 😎

[–]new2bay 21 points22 points  (2 children)

What about ConsoleApplication69?

[–]tekanet 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Funny times

[–]new2bay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you get to ConsoleApplication1337.

[–]TurtleInATracksuit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if (!High) { it.Blaze(); }

[–]crap_whats_not_taken 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Interviewer: Have you built any apps?

Me: I have a couple that are pretty famous, you may have heard of them. One's called "hello World."

[–]thesovietsuperstar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it is an extremely complicated computer-interpreted sequence of words which greets the user with a heart warming as well as reassuring sentence aimed at introducing the said computer to the world, that is, "hello, World!"

[–]WcDeckel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a nice joke response to that question

[–]Tvtig 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Cries in ConsoleApp1...

[–]nothingtoseehere196 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Bro how did you get my python projects folder

this is creepy

[–]KaamDeveloper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And my Xamarin Forms projects folder.

Is OP a l33t haX0r?

[–]WomanNotAGirl 74 points75 points  (32 children)

Funny I just explain to my youngest brother who is about to start college for programming what hello world is. I verbally explained him a few concepts. Just like anybody in my family would he went and signed up for 4 Udemy courses to finish before he goes to school to learn the exact same thing. My daughter cried the first day of kindergarten because she didn’t know how to read. This is the same situation all over again.

At least he is doing some good ones to cover a good base. C/C++, SQL concepts and programming, C# foundation and programming and Java and mobile development.

[–]Spleeeee 40 points41 points  (25 children)

Is your brother also learning, mandarin, small talk, rust, Yiddish, Julia, sign language and FORTRAN?

[–]WomanNotAGirl 12 points13 points  (24 children)

Is that your way of saying they are unrelated? C is the mother language. SQL gives him an overall idea how queries work and a database works. Two different Object Oriented Programming languages and platforms will help him see get exposed then see which platform he might possibly like.

[–]ShadowSwipe 10 points11 points  (5 children)

If he is just getting into programming shouldn’t he be focusing on one language? It seems a bit odd to be throwing so much syntax at someone at once right off the bat. Imo the focus should be larger concepts in one language first, or you’ll quickly end up drowning trying to take in all that knowledge.

[–]WomanNotAGirl 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Waterfall my friend. He is not going to take all 4 at the same time. Just as you would at school, you learn one language at a time. These are things he will be learning. We put it in the order that will help him get an understanding. It’s like doing pre-reading before a class. Java was something he added on top just because it says mobile. I looked through content of each Udemy course. They are perfect. The most comprehensive one is C. I just need him to understand the general script for coding. SQL is very high level. Talks about concept then shows a few query. Perfect amount of understanding about databases for somebody who won’t do it for a living. C# will more so focus on explaining what object oriented programming is, what is C# and .NET. Very light coding. A few examples. It’s perfect setup for him not feel anxious before he starts school, to prove him he can actual do this. The java he wanted it. I don’t think he needed it really but I told him to take a look at it. Once he is done with the first three. I already know his exact curriculum. This is good bits of stuff. Enough to put him at ease.

[–]James-VZ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just as you would at school, you learn one language at a time.

I don't know. It seems like I never stop learning any language. I feel like if your programming environment regularly uses various different languages, you'll end up learning them all at the same time anyway.

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I see it is this is just to put him at ease. He is going to learn the stuff. Not to mention he has enough IT people in the family to guide him through. Shhhh don’t tell him he is stuck as a student the rest of his life hahah

I completely agree. The way I see is once you get a good foundation you learn all. They just have differences. Each language gets easier to learn. At least it was for me. Shit I was a student right before they started teaching C# in my school. I was taught legacy ASP. The first job I was the only IT so I wrote it in the only language I knew. The second job was BoA. It was all .NET stuff. I had to learn everything on the job. We had our own library of code. My dumb ass thought certain stuff was in the code library existed everywhere. Turns out because they are six sigma black belt they had so many thing prewrittens then you inherited with the dlls (sorry I’m esl and dusty) then we were using these objects. They didn’t exist anywhere else. I found out the hard way at my next job hahah

[–]ice-crush 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just as you would at school, you learn one language at a time.

You take a 101 class that introduces concepts and some basic syntax then dives into OOP and everything else after that is conceptually advanced and nothing to do with languages. Unless you take a programming languages class that teaches some more spicy languages and theory behind them.

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to underline not all degrees are the same and this university is not in USA. This is computer programming degree. So it does do the things you mention but it definitely teaches the languages mentioned above.

[–]coldWasTheGnd 10 points11 points  (15 children)

I started programming with C at 12 and have been programming for nearly 2 decades. I would never introduce someone to C as their first language; there is good reason why MIT switched to Python for beginners.

Also, there are several top 50 universities where you don't see more than 10 lines of code during your computer science degree. Seeing any SQL during the degree (even at more practical universities) is a reach. You may never see an SQL query during your entire programming career if you work exclusively with embedded devices; I know I didn't see a single query through my career in scientific devices and biomedical devices.

If you want them to survive a CS degree, try to figure out what the washout classes are (it's probably math classes disguised as CS classes) and have them brush up on the fundamentals of those classes. For reference, my discrete structures class had a failure rate of 60% and they washed out some smart kids from the CS department by making it so hard.

[–]cuib_de_cuci 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Your "entire" programming career will most likely span several companies, this ain't the 80s when you'd retire from the same company you started at.

A degree in CS should prepare you for several aspects of computing, and databases are quite a large portion of that. You do know that there are actually branches of math that deal with some aspects of querying large data sets, yes?

Here in Romania, my bachelor's degree curriculum had:

  • C programming (year 1, first sem.)

  • C++ (y1, second sem.)

  • Java, Prolog (y2)

  • Network fundamentals, mssql databases (y2)

  • Operating systems basics

  • O.S. advanced concepts (y3), Lisp, Oracle databases with advanced topics

.. and I wouldn't have it any other way. Your degree should make you flexible, and get you acquainted with several relevant topics.

[–]LaNague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a programming degree not a cs degree

[–]Mazetron 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I kinda disagree. In my opinion, it is much easier to learn how C fundamentally works at a low level than to learn that about Python.

In Python, you still have similar behavior to memory management, types, and pointers, but it’s abstracted and hidden behind the minimalist syntax.

I think it’s much easier to understand that a pointer is a variable holding a number that refers to a slot in memory, than to understand that in Python all things are objects and names refer to certain objects and depending on how you interact with these objects/names, you can get two names referring to the same object, and then it can be hard to tell what will happen to what names (because those are what are really exposed to the programmer) when certain things happen.

I once had a case where a less experienced programmer working in my lab called me in to help with a weird bug. He was calling a function that mutates a variable, and when that variable came from a default argument, it would mutate the copy of that variable that was held by the function object, and therefore would affect the function output the next time it was run.

This sort of behavior is very hard to understand for someone who does not have a strong grasp of the concept of pointers/references/whatever it is called in the language of your choice.

In C, it is very clear when variables are mutated, or at least when they could be mutated, because everything is passed by value so the only way you can get that sort of mutation is if you use pointers. It is explicitly clear when something is a pointer, or a pointer to a pointer, or so on (at least if you aren’t specifically trying to hide that things are pointers or make things behave generically or something weird like that).

Similarly, you still can run into cases of using too much memory in Python, while in C you have to manage memory manually so you always know how much memory you are using. Also C will give you errors when you pass incompatible types, while python will do its best to chug along and make a mess, converting meaningful compile time errors to confusing runtime errors.

I think Python is a great language for already experience programmers to write quick code with minimalist syntax, but I think starting with Python as your first language makes it harder to learn the thought patterns that C-like languages are built on.

[–]Spleeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totes agree.

Python hides everything.

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’s exactly where my head is at for him. Call me old school or whatever. I like first understanding everything. The goal isn’t to just as easily write a code but to get the concepts so then you become a better programmer. I’ve worked at a job where we wrote a special program for the navy then these codes were packaged into installers and yes tested in various environments like NIPR, SIPR and UAT, but the problem was the code got installed at ashore and afloat. Do you know ships are out for long period of time when they come ashore don’t always have the time to update code. So you need backwards compatibility, configuration and change management and these are like 5 extremely complex systems feeding into one place that then normalizes to make them match data. You can have a break at any given point. Systems, your code, other apps that’s feeding in, the nonbaselined environment of each ship. Something breaks they look at the software engineers haha so having enough knowledge to analyze at various possible breakpoints...nightmare if you don’t have exposure. You need to be well versed. I worked at the VA and FEMA contracts and those were even worse. The stuff you work on are looked at very high level people and lives are at risk. You can just be like well it worked on my machine.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Honestly, the amount of people that consider CS to be "easy/simple" compared to other degrees probably underestimate greatly how much math is involved.

When I was taking an engineering underclass, the math was about the same as the CS underclass.

In general, engineering is about physics and practical math while it seems CS is more about practical and pure math.

[–]Spleeeee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Math is lit. So is non fiction.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had a knack for math, it's just fucking nonsensical to someone like me. Don't get me wrong, I'm good at reading it and doing extensive basic math functions, but when calculus decides to come aboard, it's like all systems fail.

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I have a list of their entire curriculum and also I disagree about a lot of things. Lack of proper SQL understanding is a big shortcoming of a lot of programmers. Understanding SQL and networking helps a programmer become better at their own jobs. They don’t have to advance in it, getting exposure is enough. I was someone whose degree program offered C as a new language. To be honest whoever I speak to in the field, they are always bias towards whatever they are introduced to first. Having said that I am not a python programmer and it is quite big in cloud engineering that’s a language I prefer he learns at some point. I do believe C does a very good job help a person understand things and it is okay if we disagree on these points. Every one of us has a different background and experience. I worked in every aspect of software from build engineering to dealing with configuration to change management to other aspects as in systems and networks. Getting a comprehensive understanding on how things all fit together makes me feel better and I know how he is too after listening to him. He was considering mechatronics but then we geared towards the programming aspect.

[–]coldWasTheGnd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

> Lack of proper SQL understanding is a big shortcoming of a lot of programmers

> networking helps a programmer become better at their own jobs

You don't know if you will ever need it. You literally do not need any of that for embedded devices.

> To be honest whoever I speak to in the field, they are always bias towards whatever they are introduced to first.

As I said, I was introduced to C first. I know few software engineers that would recommend it as their first. For reference, Python was my 5th language.

> Getting a comprehensive understanding on how things all fit together makes me feel better and I know how he is too after listening to him.

It doesn't matter how well he understands programming if he washes out of his CS department because his math skills aren't strong enough (hint: most people's math skills aren't strong enough).

I can't overstate this: CS degrees have little to do with programming.

If it's a software engineering degree, fine, I have no clue what those curricula look like; if not, I can't overstate how much a CS degree is really just an applied math degree.

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not in United States. No in Turkey your math is very advanced and it is rarely a problem as such. Turkish schools systems are ridiculously hard. Just getting into a school is through a once a year test not like our sats. You have to be a math and science major in high school to even be able to apply for a school that requires a degree that requires a related degree.

Edit: Getting in college is like winning a lottery ticket. They have so many spots, it’s only based on your score but your score is calculated based on not just how you did on the test, but if you are selecting within your major, how well people in your HS major did, how well the entire school did and so on. On top if you get the same score but same school was higher at your 20 choices you submitted, you get in they don’t. Oh the score for those schools are unknown. You only base it off on previous year scores which goes up every year. You might have score that could get you in a certain school but if you didn’t submit them in those 20 options you can’t get in. You don’t get accepted to multiple schools. They go from your top choice to last. You don’t know till they say okay you made it in your 15th option and that’s your only school and the only specific major you chose. So not even flexible on the major. So there is no clean up of students in Turkey. If you are in because you fucking went to full time school plus full time tutoring (a second school that’s as long as school) spent the last 4 years studying. We have the same thing for middle school and elementary school. Yeah shit is easy here in States.

[–]U2THjWC7aY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started with C and Assembly (around 10-12 years old too). I needed both during my CS degree too. But even if i wouldn't have needed these language, i think it's very helpful to at least have some kind of understanding of these low-level languages. If you know how a program written in Assembly (and C to some degree) works, you'll have a much better idea of how pretty much everything else works and how higher level languages are abstracting all the low-level stuff.

SQL (or databases in general) are an essential part of programming. There might be very specific paths you could take as a programmer (or someone with a CS degree), where you won't see a single database query in your career, but i'd say it's very very rare. Learning SQL and understanding databases will almost always be beneficial if you're planning to do anything programming or CS related.

C/C++, C#, SQL and Java/mobile development sounds pretty solid if you want to get into programming/CS.

[–]FreddiePEEPEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harvard starts with scratch then goes straight into C

[–]timberliner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, there are several top 50 universities where you don't see more than 10 lines of code during your computer science degree.

Name one. I don't believe you at all.

[–]CrapforBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure wish I was taught SQL in college. I wouldn't have struggled so much in my first job.

[–]Spleeeee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No. I’m just tired of all the language comparing and resume building and the coding boot camp thing. You should give your bro a math problem. Math is lit.

Side note: nonfiction is lit (I have been reading lots o non fiction lately)

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t resume building (something you should do if you want to get paid well). This is helping someone who like knowing something from all angles to ease their anxiety levels like myself.

On the other hand you are in the wrong field if you don’t realize you are a life time student when you are in IT. I have 18 years in the field. I owned my own IT company. My entire family is IT. We have everything from Cisco engineering to cloud engineer to cyber security and .NET. It’s about understanding what you need and focusing on that. He needs full picture and three of those classes will give him that. After that I will probably guide him towards cloud engineering to be honest where software and networking merges. That’s where the money is right now.

Edit 2: One more thing I do know what you are saying though. When I came to states and decided to go to school. I was going to be given an admission test. I panicked coming from Turkey lol The guy insisted that I just take them. It was English reading, comprehension, writing, math, and logic test. I scored between 97-100 on all. Same goes with my brother. He came here in 12th grade. They had his Turkish transcripts converted to American credits based on analysis of course content, difficulty, hours per week and so on. Keep in mind in Turkey he needed to finish 12th grade. Here he needed 24 for a basic HS diploma and 30 for an advanced. He had 82 credits. I kid you not. They basically gave him classes for a whole year just so he gets familiar with taking English classes so he doesn’t struggle in college.

[–]casual__throwaway 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Why send him to college then?

[–]WomanNotAGirl 0 points1 point  (4 children)

You think three or four $12 courses are going to help him get where he would with a computer programming degree?

[–]PM_ME_YUMMY_BOBS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Theres plenty of developers that dont have a degree.

[–]WomanNotAGirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m aware of that. If you made it that way good job but that’s not for everybody. Some people do better at self directed. Some people need instructor led. Also college is more than learning it gives people social, professional skills and helps them have a network in the future. Also in Turkey unless you speak 3 languages (not programming languages and we don’t count the mother tongue) and you have a very, very high degree you can’t get a job. Everybody goes to college in Turkey. Universities are free unless you go to a private ones.

[–]maaan_fuck_a_roach 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Blah is my greatest achievement...followed by Blah2

[–]enjakuro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine sometimes go like 'blah' 'blih' 'blubb'

[–]IrishChappieOToole 17 points18 points  (4 children)

What kind of a psycho uses whitespace in a project name?

[–]bibasik7 4 points5 points  (3 children)

whatKindOfPsychoUsesWhitespaceInAProjectName?

[–]IrishChappieOToole 3 points4 points  (2 children)

iShallNowUseCamelCaseForCommentsToo

[–]ya_Bob_Jonez 1 point2 points  (1 child)

iShouldRethinkTheWayINameMyVariables

[–]IrishChappieOToole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE_IT_IS

[–]Daikataro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What about "main"?

[–]cats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Test App it is. Even if it's going to production, I will title it Test App first..

[–]enjakuro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

test.py test2.py fuckthishit.py

[–]gravity_is_right 12 points13 points  (0 children)

MyProject

[–]awaiss113 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am in this picture and I like it.

[–]Titanmaster970 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TestAppjfjtu9yo677_new_revision-FINAL_FINAL v4.7. project

[–]UniversalOtherness 2 points3 points  (1 child)

  1. delete_me

[–]archpawn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit automatically changes lines starting with numbers to numbered lists, and this sub's css makes all numbered lists start at 0. Your comment still works, but for different reasons.

But if you don't want that to happen, you can escape the period.

4\. delete_me

reads as:

4. delete_me

[–]-Jaws- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely the most bugfree I've made.

[–]whoAreYouToJudgeME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot about ConsoleApp1.

[–]randycomesup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in this picture and i don't like it.

[–]aas013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Fahrenheit to Celsius converter
  2. Are you worth your weight in gold (calculator)

[–]EvilKittyBoy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And then the icing of the cake of posting your pride and joy projects online.

git add --all
git commit -m "changes"
git push origin master

[–]WcDeckel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wip, minor changes, bug fix

[–]JacobK2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

draft_2_final_1_FINALVERSION_3.6_THISONEWORKS_fixed

[–]turtleshirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel a lawsuit coming10

[–]akihonj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If yes developed those apps we'll all have to change the names of ours. I'm going with hello everybody. Like hello world but with a different interface, it worked for plenty of fish and OkCupid.

[–]goldfishpaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like Untitled Project (4) (1) copy (2)

[–]RohanIRathi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a sec, I thought he also developed twitter for android

[–]new2bay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I peaked early, too.

[–]musclemansausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MvcApplication4 was one of the greats.

[–]foofuckingbar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello word

[–]Timotheus92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works flawlessly!

[–]mypennisbig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes i can do that too

[–]Victorino__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4."aksjfjskmk"

[–]Boomer84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consoleapp1

[–]BPM_all_the_subs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only applications I've developed have been for classes; It's been 2 years, I barely remember any syntax for python these days. If you know HOW to code, you have a leg up already, no matter how much or how little. If you feel dismayed, keep on keepin' on - it'll be worth in the end.

[–]Pantalicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually go on twitter and retweet what I liked seeing on reddit. Today I did that and found out that this tweet hasn't been favourited or retweeted by anyone.

[–]dpdani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No tests, yet entirely bug-free.

[–]Ohtar1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I worked on those too! Maybe I know him

[–]proteinrichpiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello world?

[–]IKMapping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget "asdasdadasdas"

[–]roasted_sencha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines still turtles that can spell my name only!

[–]BeezDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MyMathIsOkRight?.m

[–]ProfessorOak11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Felling attacked by #3

[–]orincoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your work.

[–]jplank1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best spreadsheet is book9.xlsx

[–]390TrainsOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so excited when I first learnt how to do:

print("hello World!")

[–]Orthodox-Waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! It's got a title!

[–]elonmusque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testing "hello World" in Spanish

[–]Ianuarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best app I developed is called 'giraffe'. Because that was the sort of tutorial app you made in a tutorial. It sprawled into a massive application that really helps me out in day to day.

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[–]No_Values 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WindowsApplication1

[–]RVelico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so relatable

[–]lilgamelvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable

[–]off_me_head_pal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but we are looking for candidates with X+1 years experience in framework X which was created x-1 years sgo

[–]MightHaveSharted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untitled Project - 08-14-2020_back-3

[–]Lataero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget ConsoleApplication47

[–]Masaylighto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i never built and hello world app first thing i created was a programe to manage my collage records in c# and in php i build a half social media website and stoped hahha and in kotlen i am at the start so i only built two til now one is note that you put series you watch and in wich episode you are in and the other one is a small youtube for kids you can set in it a specific youtube channal and lock it and it will show ther videos to you and that may be usefull in keep your child safe from some chanal so ididnt build any hello worl til now unfortunately

[–]Hulkisms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stole my work. Expect litigation.

[–]AbhayNath31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am working on an app which keeps track of all hello world applications I have written and will be writing in foreseeable future.

[–]Dingccccccc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha

[–]ssrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any untitled app, but instead several called ass, poo and butt. It gives me a chuckle

[–]sebzuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jghjghjghjhhh for me :)

[–]Theta_Delta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think that python developers get really confused at people saying hello World is a useful first program to make.

[–]MCKoleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have connect four and calculator also qmong my best apps

[–]Spleeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s quite a resume you just wrote out.

Your bro will be dope at whatever he enjoys doing or finds interesting (programming/it/software or not). People don’t like having programming foisted on them all the time; just ask my girlfriend.

I stand by math being lit btw.

[–]JaxzKyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interviewer: Have you built any apps?

Me: I have a couple that are pretty famous, you may have heard of them. One's called "hello World."

[–]you0are0rank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TestApp1

[–]KeisukeTakatou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untitled Project 17

[–]doodlleus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UnitTestProject1 says hi

[–]Gamerevolved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well i developed SYNTAX ERROR.

So Take THAT

[–]iamqueensboulevard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untitled Project is nowhere as good as Asdfasdaf but otherwise I agree.

[–]RealFlash44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everybody gangsta til the untitled project can finally solve 2+2 without any syntax errors

[–]Saaaaaaaaaammm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Project...

[–]hyongoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$ Git status

  • index.html.swp

[–]yellow_flash_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus they all work smoothly

[–]Logan183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a GTK App. Good to know. When I try stuff or just want to figure out how something specific works, I do it there. It's just a bunch of unit tests, but I think it helps me a lot.

[–]Vitaman02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started learning django and I made a project called "testsite". Long story short now it's an actual website.

[–]grandpianotheft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is "Copy of New Project (1)"

[–]crashandburn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there done that

[–]pisconz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mainly start at #2, or #3 saved on the desktop if its gotta be mega fast stuff.

[–]KamikazeChief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best song I ever made on FLStudio 20 - khhjjdggdd.flp

[–]xibme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That list is probably sorted by bug_count ascending. Try sorting desc by customer, active users, or features instead. Or turnover, or profit. Hell, even dev hours spent or LOC are better metrics to show off.

[–]veeaarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lame, no petstore in the list

[–]Mrqueue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best library I wrote was MyClass1.dll

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[–]1portal2runner3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh, bruhh, bruhhh, bruhhh - Copy

or

asd, asdf, asgjkfjd, asdf(1)

[–]vladtaltos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, VB back in the day was the shit, it could create all of those and, and, I'm sure it could do other stuff as well!

[–]needsumvalidation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve reached from untitled project 1 to untitled project 21 and still failed that exam lol