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[–]DirkHirbanger 160 points161 points  (9 children)

Glass_of_wine.jpg

[–]Ebbssen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Better off with .PNG

[–]Ghinjar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

woman.bmp

[–]Compendyum 7 points8 points  (1 child)

pizza.psd

[–]twitchofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

applecomputer.tiff

[–]Thuwah_TheFuture206 105 points106 points  (10 children)

You mean you don't have voice activated laptop, voice activated pizza and voice activated wine?..peasants

[–]manfrom-nantucket 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Alexa feed me pizza

[–]bikko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it is time for my ham.

[–]ThreadbareHalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pizza… feed me yourself

well ok Mr ThreadbareHalo! grows little breadstick legs and toddles to my mouth

[–]getyourcheftogether 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this feature free?

[–]manfrom-nantucket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as you have Amazon Prime and you get the Jeff Bezos butt plug upgrade.

[–]SuperGameTheory 10 points11 points  (2 children)

In America, wine is voice activated. In Soviet Russia, we strap bag to head and drink freely from tube.

[–]dudewiththebling 9 points10 points  (1 child)

America solved the problem by spending $1 billion to make wine voice activated. Russia solved the problem with a 50 cent rubber tube and a few cents worth of tape.

[–]smartguy05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds about right

[–]Anomalous6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has a straw for the wine. It’s invisible to us because the of the angle of the photo and light.

The pizza could be for sexual reasons like the globo gym guy.

[–]MrShineHimDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or servants? Plebes

[–]ownleechild 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Obviously not a product for the person in the tub but for their captor.

[–]RednocNivert 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I thought it.

“This isn’t a bathtub, it’s a torture device”

[–]Ghinjar 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And the torturer made her watch the cats movie over and over.

[–]NeoreaverXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calm down, Satan

[–]AdventureBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is her own personal Hell.

[–]dmullaney 189 points190 points  (19 children)

Em... But... Her arms...

[–]AegisGram 94 points95 points  (7 children)

There are no arms. She is just a head and neck. Below that her vital organs float freely in that tub. She will eat that pizza and wine like a mad dog.

[–]dmullaney 25 points26 points  (1 child)

And presumably she'll mash her face against that laptop... And somehow get more front page posts than I ever will

[–]musci1223 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only face.

[–]sometimesBold 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bathing Helena

[–]TheScarecrowKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get this reference. Well done.

[–]blood_kite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Someone is familiar with the legends of the penangglalan.

[–]AegisGram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t really thinking of that but it would be a cool horror scene to come into a room of people all tubed up like her and then the heads all start flying around with the organs flopping every where.

[–]SnooWalruses9019 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Twist: it's a dialysis machine

[–]AdventureBum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fine print: only for those with telekinetic abilities.

[–]pillowandcushion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to see the laptop, wine and pizza flying through the air the moment she "opens" the bath.

[–]Sardil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her hands are busy doing other things…

[–]Tempo9393 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha, I thought the same

[–]dudewiththebling 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She could have a prehensile tongue that is also a proboscis.

[–]myearwood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That has got to be worth trying.

[–]who_you_are 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if, that will wet the pizza with water... No way I'm going to do that to a pizza.

[–]Basic_genXer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s what I came to say, also wtf is that

[–]KeepLkngForIntllgnce -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How is she actually ENJOYING that stuff that looks so cool??

[–]SirFancyPantsBrock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she don't have any arms Lt. Dan

[–]Vosslertheundead 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Now, take it all off without breaking or ruining anything

[–]Lukas01D 13 points14 points  (7 children)

That should be the American Dream

[–]predacted 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Or a metaphor for the loss of it: everything you want seemingly within reach, arms confined so you never will.

[–]somekindagibberish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s brilliant…and dark…

[–]Sardil 5 points6 points  (3 children)

That tub isn’t big enough for the average American.

[–]Lukas01D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uh that's cruel

[–]Lukas01D -1 points0 points  (1 child)

never fucking mind average male weight is over 200 pound

[–]Mission-External-705 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think we need to concede this one.

[–]marc49111 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That’s when you eat the pizza like a dog and go face first.

[–]IdleRhymer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be sure and headbutt the keyboard to start your show first or you'll get pizza sauce nose prints on it.

[–]jaypg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So a Hungry Hungry Hippos simulator?

[–]earsofdoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly done by a photoshop master. (seriously, you see this shit all the time for products on amazon, can they like NOT hire actual photographers for shit they want to sell?)

[–]Flat_Welder_4897[🍰] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I very much doubt if all of that wa spart of the original picture. The base of the glass and the pizza are at different gradients. Yes, I know it was obviously photoshopped. I'm saying it was photos hopped by some fool as a joke.

That being said, the fuck is that product for?

[–]mleam 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Its a collapsible bathtub.

[–]Flat_Welder_4897[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh so the lid is more to keep it unfolded?

[–]mleam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope so. If you look it up on Amazon, check out the little video. The lid is made for a wine glass and a tablet or cell phone.

[–]Dhampirman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if telekinesis every becomes a sellable commodity, this would be the perfect advertisement. Looks comfy af. Like childhood hugs, soup, and games on a rainy day comfy.

[–]TheFrontierzman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish it was on wheels and going down a road.

[–]wzp27 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I'd be way more interested if it was a toilet

[–]GMN123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Little sip of wine between wipes?

[–]wzp27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to take shit without being interrupted from degrading on reddit

[–]PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have so many questions...

[–]mrnyce169 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Must have a long tongue

[–]Devi1_May_Cry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clicked in to say this. As long as she has a long tongue, she'll be all right.

[–]MeisterJTF2[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How is she going to eat the pizza? 🤔

[–]Ghinjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like a dog.

[–]bklyn66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the Captain Christopher Pike model.

[–]AyoRobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Treat yoself.

[–]manoicewhoeatwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a shark that needs this shit no more bathtub pizza lets go

[–]AchYerAuldBallix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of the best shoppophoting I’ve seen in ages

[–]Nicksix66 -4 points-3 points  (8 children)

Why TF does anyone read or do any of that shit in the tub. I'm never in the bathtub very long though.

[–]Talonsoldat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it's warm and relaxing, same as sitting with a blanket on a heat vent. I could do things while I'm dry and cold or I could take a bath and be warm. Drop your phone into a ziplock bag and bam now it's waterproof, you can watch Netflix scroll reddit do whatever you want. Snacks and a beer? Right on the side, a bath beer is the best beer, the heat makes you sweat and you get drunk faster. I would rather live in the tub than in a room if I didn't get pruney.

[–]sexi_squidward[S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Some people have nice tubs they want to relax in.

[–]Nicksix66 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I have a decent tub but I guess my idea of relaxing in the tub is doing nothing. I don't wanna complicate that with things that shouldn't be in water like books.

[–]RednocNivert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. I hate taking showers / baths (i just hate being icky even more), so the quicker i can get in, clean, get out, the better.

[–]fursty_ferret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So get a waterproof e-reader.

[–]brickmaster32000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This may be a shock, but it turns out different people find different things relaxing.

[–]RemarkableBuy7802 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s not a tub, that’s my beer cooler….now get the f… out your ruining my beer

[–]Nicksix66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tub o beer is best tub.

[–]oopsie-mybad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better start pecker-heading

[–]nwcolorguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did all the stuff get there with her arms inside?

[–]6BlackMagic6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems legit

[–]Competitive-List246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at this made me tired

[–]produit1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, wine.PNG, pizza.PNG

[–]Morgen019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lady must have great staff. She looks so happy. Not relaxed but happy. Kinda institutional vibe though.

[–]SirFancyPantsBrock 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So laptop is easy, she just put a show on Netflix before she got in. If the wine had a straw it's doable. The pizza confuses me, like literally a whole pizza! That woman isn't eating all that even if she didn't have her arms confined in the tub-coffin

[–]ironappleseed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you doubt her capabilities? For all we know she could dummy 2 of those in one sitting.

[–]SirFancyPantsBrock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stand corrected. My b.

[–]ethridge_wayland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens when awkward non-realities are photo shopped into existence.

[–]Deedum78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s got to be a better way!

[–]draculamilktoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If only I had a straw so I could turn off the terrible videos on this laptop"

[–]givecheesecakepls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs holes for the arms

[–]fenix_fe4thers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just schlurp it up!

[–]Dnfforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the pizza and the glass are photoshopped. The laptop still doesnt make sense though.

[–]LentilRice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s like a privacy box for ..

[–]Ghinjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

overweight people?

[–]jdr767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it comes with handles so you can carry her around if need be.

[–]sir_knows_not_alot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it come with a person to feed and type for you? No way anyone's arms are fitting through that opening! Admittedly, does look like this was added after the fact, either that or it's a tiny pizza and an oddly 2-dimensional wine glass in the wrong perspective.

[–]Chem-Dawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...without using your arms.

[–]Shinzo19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laptop would be fine if you just put on a movie or something before getting in but the pizza and wine are hilariously bad.

[–]Xanadu_211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you eat the pizza and drink the wine if your arms are beneath the covering?? 🤔😐

[–]gakera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think whoever decided to add those things (so masterfully) to that image has a pretty decent understanding of what women want.

[–]brettzio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swap the wine for a 6 pack of beer and you described my days off.

[–]dec1mus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does she get her hands out to eat or drink any of this?

[–]No-Force-7838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need this product in my live

[–]Katviar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch this looks like a dream to me… lmao

[–]Caitlyn706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can't even use her hands...

[–]bsmknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a no touch screen? Nose touch screen?

[–]Darsithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can feel the claustrophobia

[–]_yogSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They forgor to add hands.png?!

[–]Anto_kk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a pic a nic basket 🐻

[–]thedreaming2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who put her I there, put a laptop, a pizza, and wine and said, “You’re good to go!” Then proceeded to run away laughing!

[–]Gabecush1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you people not have toilets next to you bath tubs that you can use

[–]BanjaxedEjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it sucks to remove everytime you have to click “Skip Ad”

[–]microwaved_berry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insane photoshopping skills

[–]RomanAthens 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Ok Google, show me Brazilian fart porn please".

[–]gnobodyhome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invoke Rule 34!

[–]BearSexYolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks skinny please somebody feed her that damn pizza an exit out all the advertisement so she can go back to watching her soap opera. But if she gets a cramp an tries to stand up I imagine she knocks it all off

[–]arthurdentstowels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a torture device. They put her favourite food and drink with her arms trapped down while the laptop plays Barney the Dinosaur in Latvian on repeat with the bass off and treble on full.

[–]DeepTakeGuitar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are we bathing in a Igloo cooler?

[–]XMidnite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, where are the arm holes? How am I gonna eat pizza, drink wine and watch porn!

[–]Chubaichaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noel Gallagher singing "Cuz little by little, we gave you everything you ever dreamed of..."

[–]EstablishmentNo9815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay to see you try getting out of the bathtub without dropping anything

[–]drfury31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But her arms are stuck in the tub!

[–]xcedra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original picture only has the laptop. You can see it if you search for it on Walmart's website.

I k ow because facebook advertised this tub to me.

[–]Curlyshrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sounds like a wicked 1 person party to me.

[–]commercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Photoshopping aside, this is a torture device for the suburban, middle-class, middle-aged woman. She cannot get her hands above-board.

Plot twist: until she loses twenty pounds, then she'll be "happy," and gets a reward.

[–]Trolltoll_Access 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that’s a situation you would only get into whilst blazed out of your gourd.

[–]mack_soul86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is bathing in an ice chest, very strange but I'll allow it

[–]tamspawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all the accessories are hands free, it seems.

[–]truthinlies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that pizza is wayyyy too fuckin' small

[–]Stonky_Tonk_Boogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds glorious. Might go do it right now

[–]fartboxco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you described me perfectly. Well, two pizza......and some form of ranch.

[–]E597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next step the Matrix.

[–]Mrschirp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben Franklin would approve

[–]bruh123445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perfect product for Jean-Paul Marat

[–]Amruslin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I'm sold.

[–]MyJimboPersona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soaking coffin ***

[–]Cool-Fun-2442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All she needs is a straw, a voice activated computer, and a can-do attitude

[–]bozdoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely how I bathe

[–]CosmicCosmix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is she gonna take her hand out?

[–]NeoreaverXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how badly the items are edited in; truly, the pinnacle of the art

[–]Behappyalright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least have a straw haha

[–]TheDevilsDominium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't even look like you can get your arms outta thing without knocking over anything you'd have on it.

Love it.

[–]crusticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a depiction of torture.

She can't eat the pizza or drink the wine, and she has no control over the computer.

The water is steaming hot, like she's being boiled alive and we're just seeing the moment of acceptance.

It's like if you made a movie where Martha Stewart was a serial killer who wanted her victims seriously annoyed and very clean.

[–]MikeTheGamer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I thought I was the only one.

[–]Environmental-Emu242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands are overrated.

[–]King_and_Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How will she use her hands?

[–]Cherryapplefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine her slamming her face into the pizza and eating it hands free.

[–]eddmario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy anime shark noises

[–]RidethatSeahorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally sent a text to my 13 year old daughter saying “I’m having a beer and a bong in the bath, what you up to?” It was meant for my wife, and all hell broke loose. Baths are dangerous, they are bad for your mental health : listening to 13 year old for the last week go on about the importance of sharing. I thought I was being clever and said “ you can share my bath” that made it all so.much.worse.

[–]DBPickles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly looks pretty relaxing lmao I'd be down

[–]ClearFrame6334 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You could totally teabag her and there is nothing she can do to stop it n

[–]lumpy4square -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That looks pretty awesome to me. Just need a blunt and I’d be all set.

[–]myearwood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All the fart smell goes straight up her nose where the increased humidity intensifies it. She won't want the wine or pizza.

[–]Lucythefur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THE PIZZA AND WINE ARE PHOTOSHOPPED IN