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[–]TheScabYouPickOntrichobothurry 506 points507 points  (11 children)

A tier shitposting

[–]MustyBarnacle 112 points113 points  (6 children)

Mind if i screenshot profile picture?

[–]Glympse12 32 points33 points  (2 children)

That’s like politely asking if you can take somebody’s NFT. Just take that shit bruh

[–]Truckermeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But i own it bro

[–]Deditranspotashy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why not just get it from the original source?

[–]Raymondator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, we have very similar but not quite identical profile pictures

[–]RazorThin55 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is tier shitposting

[–]Armor_of_spinach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just in case it not a joke he means “A” tier, like top tier post

[–]IllManneredWoolyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi again Scab, you improve the "Rage" and "Wrath" thing in your insult essays yet?

[–]Armor_of_spinach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bio is some of the truest words that have ever been spoken

[–]waffeelswaffeelspurpl 210 points211 points  (3 children)

the gif caught me off guard

[–]bigboxcatsdoctor unfunny 151 points152 points  (0 children)

(He didn’t see the croods in theatres march 2013)

[–]YetGayerWombat 35 points36 points  (0 children)

what subreddit are you on right now

[–]dumbcracker120 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Grug jumpscare

[–]RobertTV3[REDACTED] 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Holy shit lmao!

[–]despacito258 127 points128 points  (5 children)

Dream stans when they read Chinese history.

[–]dnaH_notnA 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If you haven’t read A Journey to the West, it’s a good read I’ve heard.

[–]DeninjaBeariver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch anime

[–]Taiyama 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wait, what does Dream have to do with Chinese history...? I don't watch the guy, so I don't know.

[–]I--Pathfinder--I 0 points1 point  (1 child)

oh you wouldn’t get it

[–]Taiyama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, that's why I asked.

[–]ChogussyI am the sussy man 94 points95 points  (7 children)

Detroit mfs seeing a huke flying towards them launched by an unknown organization of redditors with funny rabbit pictures

[–]Saxton_Hale32 60 points61 points  (0 children)

huclear weapon

[–]TheHeccinDoggo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hatomic bomb

[–]tastybleach-trollface -> 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Heapons of mass destruction

[–]AssaMarra 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Husion bomb

[–]Eon6811 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Huclear warhead

[–]EjaculateEvacuator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hanhattan Project

[–]Boberoo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hydrogen bomb

[–]Otherwise-Dentist557 79 points80 points  (27 children)

Has anyone who's ever made a Detroit joke been there?

[–]Drakolithetrollface -> 33 points34 points  (12 children)


[–]Otherwise-Dentist557 1 point2 points  (11 children)

I'll press X for doubt. Just easy ammo for internet corn balls

[–]Drakolithetrollface -> 34 points35 points  (10 children)

I live like 5 miles from Detroit and used to go there every sunday yet I still make Detroit bad jokes.

[–]kendra-n 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Why is SpongeBob afraid of Detroit?

Because Kwame killed Patrick

[–]Otherwise-Dentist557 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I actually thought of that in the third grade before hearing it. A little part of me is still convinced 9 year old me is the originator of that joke.

[–]BullHumps 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I highly doubt it, I just like seeing my city being noticed tbh

[–]Otherwise-Dentist557 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Meh, I live here too I use to think it was funny as a kid like " oh they mentioned where I live"

Now I'm just like "you pussies have never been here"

[–]dnaH_notnA 2 points3 points  (0 children)


I’ve played Detroit: BH. Does that count?

[–]AnalgapeGaming 1 point2 points  (3 children)


[–]Otherwise-Dentist557 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm sure you visit often analgapegaming

[–]No-Fox-1400 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes. Live here and can confirm biome

[–]Otherwise-Dentist557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro you live in saginaw

[–]AdMiddle338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detroitian located

[–]AlCollic 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Detroit : Become Human

[–]BananaBR13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Detroit: Become Cum man

[–]arkamasylumtrollface -> 46 points47 points  (9 children)

googled it, still don’t get it

[–]Jeggu2 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Pillars of gray stone and smog

[–]Un_man 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Cuz it looks like detroit...

[–]SLAAK1234free my yung jiggas🥶🥶 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Can’t have shit in the basalt delta

[–]Inevitable_Capital40 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Basalt Delta is radioactive, Detroit is too

[–]ErojectionPrection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Detroit is radioactive why are most stations based in nyc or la?

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    [–]arkamasylumtrollface -> 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Is that supposed to scare me? I already know where I live

    [–]CaesarWalinguinipurpl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I have a bomb

    [–]Jay_The_Bisexual 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    God I want grubs massive club down my throat 🤤

    [–]GiveMeYourBussy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I never played Minecraft but I get this at the same time lol

    [–]RandomasplandWorms in your skin rip them out pull them out🔧 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The basalt delta is full of grey pillars and toxic smog if you wanna confirm you suspicions

    [–]LingLing2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    grug.png when grug.gif

    [–]UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    People being released from 20+ year prison sentences only to see that the world somehow got less shitty and even shittier at the same time

    [–]DoggoVision_Official 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Can’t have shit in detroit

    [–]axilidade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i just moved from MI to the PNW, driving the whole way west.

    fuck you for how accurate this is.

    [–]Ordinary_Living_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What they didn’t know of was the race war that was about to come

    [–]Random_baka_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nah they goto Mackinac island every 2 years.

    [–]Osl0LSD_2208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Metroid is way less depressing than Detroit.

    [–]SnooDoughnuts1487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why do they slide

    [–]CritzDthe hovlino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Detroit looks like Fallout 3 in real life

    [–]eatmyclit420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oh my god an actually valid detroit meme

    [–]VersaceDreamssss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Idek what this means but fuck you,from Detroit💀

    [–]HangryTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This was amazing

    [–]wonder_beagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fucking basalt man

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      [–]McBlubby 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      This guy is contemplating existence over a grug meme

      [–]RandomasplandWorms in your skin rip them out pull them out🔧 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      What did he say

      [–]BigJeffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I said that its sad that some people will never see nature, but im super high rn, but that sound cringe so i did not wanna say that

      [–]BigJeffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Also dont know why i was getting downvoted it was a pretty genuine comment honestly lmao