Whether it’s a nervous blunder or a misguided attempt at humor, sometimes men just can’t help but say the absolute wrong thing at the worst possible moment.

In the spirit of laughing at ourselves (and learning from their mistakes), Redditor u/1canTTh1nkofaname asked dudes to name the biggest fails they made when things got steamy.

What is the dumbest thing you've said during sex?
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With over two thousand comments, fellas, consider this your guide to what not to say when things finally get hot and heavy. Good luck!

Don't ask her to sign your permission slip

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Learn to annunciate

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Don't get distracted so easily

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Oh, the birth control this phrase is...

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Bro, not a video game reference!

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Don't get too nervous, even the other party can mess up

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