August 1, 2013
No really, she looks great. Really great, and thus like nothing you'd expect from someone wearing denim patchwork.
Wear your heart on your plate, that's what I always say!
Your parents were right — you should have never cut Barbie's hair.
A handy explainer in Romy & Michele's High School Reunion GIFs.
When Woody Allen likes an actor, he tends to use her over and over again — especially if they happen to be married. Here are 15 women who appeared in more than one of the prolific writer-director's films.
UPDATED: The BBC has announced that the newest Time Lord will be unveiled on Sunday -- here's what you need to know about the big reveal and the odds on the top candidates.
Clarissa Explains It All totally got the dating experience right. Here's proof that not much has changed since the '90s.
"His proposal would allow federal employees and congressional staff to keep their coverage but would not allow members to exempt themselves."
Enjoy the borscht! A spokesman for the committee wasn't immediately available to comment on the tweet.
Here's what happened today!
Terrible for tourists. Terrible for Londoners. Shut it down.
Dozens of CIA operatives were on the ground during the deadly terror attack but are being kept quiet with frequent polygraphs and "pure intimidation," CNN reported on Thursday.
These are some of the standout pieces, so far.
August 1, 2013. History made.
Please don't forward this to people with Aussie parents. Just don't.
So, uh, can you not?
"Get over it. Love God."
I realize these are only movies, but COME ON!
Plus the definitive Aaron Paul career timeline, what your favorite afternoon snack says about you, and the 50 best live acts in music right now.
Simple English words are so juvenile in other languages.
Sex, drugs, and woodland creatures. Language is NSFW for childhood memories.
Besides Facebook telling you your literal birthday.
Good luck trying to fake sick in this house, buddy!
The creative mastermind who stars on The League and Adult Swim's NTSF:SD:SUV:: shares his tips for reaching the A-List.
You might want to give yourself some alone time before you read this post.
Speaking as a lady who desperately wishes she could piss out a campfire.
Herbalife, a dietary supplement company that has captured the intense focus of three of the hedge fund world's most influential investors, continues to rake in capital, most recently from George Soros. Four, if you count Daniel Loeb.
Are you sure you want kids?
Beatriz Tinoco (@bktinoco) tweeted about the day she met her tennis hero and how "dorky" and "funny" and "amazing" and "kind" he is. This will make you smile and cry and love Federer even more than you do right now.
Kessler said he doesn't regret anything he posted on YouTube.
The former Goldman Sachs vice president was found civilly liable on six counts of defrauding investors in a $1 billion mortgage security deal.
Mel Allen had better days in the booth than this one. (Yeesh.)
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
In this case, the Texas Rangers'.
Cinderblock walls, fluorescent lights, and plastic mattresses be damned.
"The Twenty-sixth of July Movement is...not a communist movement and it differs from communism in several respects." - Fidel Castro
Photographer Henry Hargreaves attended the Hemingway look-a-like contest at Sloppy Joe's in Key West, FL, and shot 13 of the bearded contestants vying to be the next "Papa". He had each sitter don a replica of the sweater Hemingway wore in an iconic black and white portrait from 1957.
Let these animals teach you how to have a rockin' first day of school!
DOGS ARE AMAZING.
The Human Rights Campaign has sent a letter asking the biggest names in Hollywood to take a stand against Russian laws that criminalize and harass the country's LGBT community.
Saddle up, you cynical SOB.
Mistakes were made.
THIS JUST IN: Your job could be worse.
"Russia has stabbed us in the back," Schumer says.
The singer discusses her jailbird inspiration, how she was introduced to the show, and how she still hasn't finished the first season.
Your cynical adult heart: THAWED.
Headband O headband, thyself is a beauty.
Fox Business Network host Don Imus praised Aslan's book Zealot on Thursday morning. This was an unusual break from the criticism Aslan's book has received from other parts of the Fox News world.
Bravo, the male form. Bravo, men's tights.
Feel free to fan yourself with your powdered wig.
You've got to get from Point A to Point B somehow, so you may as well make the most of the journey.
Young Adult books for girls have always had the best, weirdest, most vivid outfit descriptions. Here are 10 we STILL want.
Yahoo bought Tumblr because Tumblr has millions of young users. But are they sticking around?
This art installation featuring your talking childhood friend is...shudder.
At the moment, the toast of Southern California have baseball's best hitter, best pitcher, and best insane Cuban rookie.
Eggs, lightbulbs, and whiskey at the touch of a button.
Ariel Castro testified Thursday before being sentenced to life in prison.
Warning: may fall deeper in love with Ewan McGregor as a side effect.
The Senate Majority Leader was not pleased with his colleagues' lack of decorum during debate on a transportation spending bill. And he let them know it.
Don't forget they both got their start at Nickelodeon as kids.
Everyone really is up to get lucky.
Glenn Beck whipped out his chalkboard to connect Reza Aslan, the author who achieved internet fame this week for keeping his cool during a hostile and uninformed interview on Fox News that focused on his Muslim faith, to billionaire and Beck-villain George Soros. Beck added, "Forget about this guy being a phony Muslim, or a phony scholar; he's a radical progressive."
White may be traditional these days for most of us, but you can be wedding-ready in colors ranging from blush to black.
This story is so heartwarming that it's actually hard to get through.
This shit, they're over it.
Angel Haze got bored, so she made her own version of Kanye's song, and won.
We are all these pugs.
Apparently, the boycott by major retailers didn't work.
Own that ponytail!
With IPO activity on the rise, the New York Stock Exchange has been hosting "boot camps" to whip private companies into shape for going public. Here is what they learn.
Here's the newest dish in our “go-to recipe” column of quick and easy stuff you'll make over and over again.
He's a Chiweenie with a bit of an overbite, and he just turned 3 years old!
Bianca Jagger, '70s
This morning local officials began to issue the first marriage licenses to same-sex couples. ‘‘A day of smooching’’ for Rhode Island.
Cost of living calculators are often too general to be useful. What if you have a pet, or if you want to belong to a gym? What if you want to live like P. Diddy? buzzfeed built one that takes all that into account.
NASA scientists compiled 130 years of Earth temperature data into a short animation. See if you can guess how it ends.
If your partner let you sleep with one celebrity, who would it be?
The Incredible Story Of The Marine Who Finished A 5K Race With The Little Boy Who Asked Him For Help
“Sir, will you please run with me?”
Best job in the world.
Lawyers for James ‘‘Whitey’’ Bulger released photos of the infamous mobster hanging out with parrots, a goat, and relaxing at the beach as part of his defense.
Rocket attacks in Homs sent a massive ball of fire into the sky. At least 22 people were killed in the blast.
It's Aug. 1, so HAPPY IPA DAY. As if you needed an excuse to drink more of that delicious liquid gold.
Put them on your registry NOW before your baby ends up with a whole wardrobe of ill-fitting onesies. The products in this post were updated in August 2018.
"You painted my face on some shorts? Not impressed."
From gadget cozies to Star Wars posters, these tech-related DIYs are an adorable way to show your geeky side.
"I've read the whole transcript," says the former presidential candidate. He says the church won't be changing its stance on homosexuality anytime soon.
Everybody has an awkward stage. His had long hair.
Between being overworked and perpetually poor, the chances that you'll be visiting these amazing places in person before you die are pretty slim. Thankfully, the internet is here to help you virtually experience these amazing destinations from the comfort of your cubicle.
Even owls go through puberty. And it's just as awkward as you remember.
The three-time Emmy winner has plans to move behind the camera in the post-Walter White era. Plus: Saul Goodman's advice for Anthony Weiner.
The 26-year-old's new show, Please Like Me, is a heartfelt, funny, and extremely awkward look at coming of age, coming out of the closet, and dealing with depression.
"I feel like Meryl Smurfenstreep!"
Suddenly our insatiable desire for veggie dogs has waned.
Only the cool get invited to Digby Van Winkle's birthday party.
It's everything I'd imagined Ron would grow up to be.
Surely this is treason?
He has reportedly been given papers for one-year asylum in Russia.
It's hard out there for a tiny girl.
You've eaten squirrel. You've shat in many an outhouse. And you've shot guns. Many guns.
These two ads — one shark-related TV spot and an interactive Big Nose installation— are the craziest Japanese ads of the year, so far.
Out of this world baking.
These are powerful.
Remember: bass dogs are for life, not just for festival season.
The text was prepared by civil servants as part of a 1983 "war game".
From love letters to four leaf clovers.
The head of the National Security Agency defended the government’s much-criticized surveillance program at a computer hackers’ conference Wednesday.
Reporters chase the newly silent candidate in his old congressional district. "Where is Barbara!"
The 82-year-old billionaire hung out with Aaron Paul at the show's final season premiere.
Is J Street back in the fold? Trying to create the "political environment" in Washington for peace in the Middle East.
During the first six months of the year, 78% of all government requests for data Twitter received originated from the United States, according to a transparency report released on Wednesday.
Including the giant movie star that Aladdin's face was modeled after.
Everyone makes mistakes, but it's especially funny when big brands make them.
The league is planning to ban Alex Rodriguez from baseball for life unless the Yankees star agrees not to fight a major suspension for his role in a performance-enhancing drug scandal.
It would look batshit insane, according to this new commercial.
I'm sure he has some pretty special pearls of wisdom, if only we could get a proper translator.