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[–]HentaiSenpai8578 7091 points7092 points  (55 children)

This works so much better than it should

[–]Lolfighter_289Darth Plagueis the wise 1797 points1798 points  (27 children)

it is just...beautiful

[–]RoutineProcedure 568 points569 points  (10 children)

Oh it's beautiful.

[–]thatdudewillyd 394 points395 points  (7 children)

Are we BLIND?! DEPLOY THE UPVOTES

[–]hwarang_ 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Begun, the clone stamp wars have.

[–]Goullet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

!!!Upvote power to the Republic!!!

[–]Certain_Reply_5631Meesa Darth Jar Jar 44 points45 points  (0 children)

45.2k upvotes are ready with a million more well on the way.

[–]RAYGUN6302 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Very beautiful

[–]AnusDrill 239 points240 points  (1 child)

"So uncivilized"

I was unfazed but this line made me burst in laughter

[–]CerealWithIceCream 100 points101 points  (12 children)

This might be the top post of all time.

[–]hwarang_ 51 points52 points  (11 children)

It's no poopknife, but it's up there.

[–]lostcoastline44[🍰] 28 points29 points  (8 children)

I’m almost sure I’m going to regret this but... poopknife?

[–]hwarang_ 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Relevant text below. Happy cakeday, mate.


Original post found here, but removed. Post text was as follows:

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.

[Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]

[–]ShadowLord18820 112 points113 points  (1 child)

Marvelous editing

[–]Subscribe_2_Pews 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pun intended?

[–]ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 248 points249 points  (15 children)

Indeed it does. I mean just look at the edits!!!

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Edit: I just rolled a 6 sided dice and got a 6, you win gold! Congrats!

[–]TheRobotics5Blastromech 305 points306 points & 3 more (11 children)

What's voidspace?

(I already know what it is but I've never been early enough to ask before anyone else has)

[–]ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 122 points123 points  (10 children)

Its a video game (survival MMORPG) a bunch of Redditors and I have been working on for years! Sorta like a 2D Eve (except really not) finally in early access and the response has been really encouraging so far.

We're making this game as an attempt to create a new genre where the game world ends up facilitating a simulation of human society. Player's characters live in the game world and need to try to survive with the same limitations that people have in real life. Where technology can be invented by players to make their in-game life easier. Everything is player driven, we just provide the virtual environment.

This is our first attempt at creating a game like this.

Here you can get access to the game, watch concept/gameplay videos, and read about this player-driven survival space MMORPG

It's currently available to play on PC, Mac, Linux, Android, iOS, and directly in the browser. Use the website to find a link to each platform when you go to Play Now.

We also have a subreddit r/voidspace. There you can find a link to discord where you can connect with the devs and the rest of the community.


Update: You can currently try the game for a few hours for free! Just be aware that this is a new feature and if we get overrun then we'll have to disable it temporarily.

[–]TsunamifoxyDCfanSheevgasm 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We will watch your career with great interest!

[–]TheRobotics5Blastromech 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Indeed

[–]DankiNoobki 2433 points2434 points  (10 children)

"So uncivilized"

[–]Muy-Picante 752 points753 points  (2 children)

Me “how can this get any better?”

It: “so uncivilized”

Me: whispers “ I was so wrong”

[–]Mr-Inconspicuous 74 points75 points  (0 children)

A perfect ending to a perfect crossover!

[–]jsspidermonkey3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  • so civilized of obi wan so uncivilized of purple big guy

[–]CryptoSunFish 734 points735 points  (16 children)

Now this is the crossover I needed!

[–]1s2_2s2_2p6_3s1I AM THE HIGH GROUND 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Make it happen Disney

[–]wherewulf23 67 points68 points  (4 children)

[–]IReadOkay 17 points18 points  (2 children)

That man is a national treasure.

[–]Jstowe56 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Correction: International treasure

[–]TheAirNomad11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about that

[–]Fineushello There. 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Definitely a Jedi level threat.

[–]94bronco 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Thor and the Mandolrian

Episode 1 Thor puts a bounty on Korg after beating him in Madden

[–]vinmo 626 points627 points  (5 children)

We shall watch your career with great interest, OP

[–]mallard_eclipseThis is where the fun begins 131 points132 points  (1 child)

I feel like it was my personal honor to watch this. Like I’m unworthy of this beauty

[–]yeetTheReee 31 points32 points  (1 child)

He has a great YouTube channel.

[–]GeneralxGrievous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tenth channel. Thousands of subscribers. They're on steroids.

[–]Tarkin15 432 points433 points  (2 children)

“I am inevitable” “I am Obi-Wan”

[–]kevin9er 77 points78 points  (1 child)

That's not a name I've heard in a long time.

[–]DoctorSquidtonGeneral Grievous 2838 points2839 points  (24 children)

ONE OF THE BEST EDITS I HAVE EVER SEEN

[–]TherealThomasAddison 458 points459 points  (5 children)

I shed a tear

[–]onlyupliftingcomment 146 points147 points  (0 children)

something something bowl of onions

[–]MaximumEffort433 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No tears here, but plenty of goosebumps.

It's the crossover I never knew I wanted!

[–]Colsanders8 134 points135 points  (6 children)

This is perfection.

[–]jtmalak1632 93 points94 points  (3 children)

“Now this is Cinema”

[–]AWonderlustKingWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 91 points92 points  (2 children)

"I'll try Kenobi, that's a good trick"

[–]SzymoFiluSnow Trooper 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Oh this is going to be easy

[–]BigBoyWeaver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Another happy landing!

[–]Lolfighter_289Darth Plagueis the wise 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yes it is

[–]Lolfighter_289Darth Plagueis the wise 30 points31 points  (1 child)

hello There

[–]revan0726 23 points24 points  (0 children)

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.

[–]bgregreen11 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This guy usually edits Tobey Maguire into MCU movies, and they’re all equally as good

[–]industry86 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Simply amazing

[–]Puneet0318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This YouTuber, Matan studios, has 200,000 videos of the same type with a million more well on the way...I really suggest looking at his channel

[–]DiamondsAreRareCoalHas the high ground 2676 points2677 points  (35 children)

This is why i joined this sub

[–]RovadinhoClone Trooper 1740 points1741 points 33 (21 children)

Because of Obi-Wan?

[–]Mr-Rocafella 560 points561 points  (11 children)

This stuff is still funny no matter how many times I hear it lol

[–]jtissGINEERAL KANOOBI 226 points227 points  (7 children)

I love democracy

[–]Mr-Rocafella 117 points118 points  (6 children)

I love the republic

[–]DarthRygar 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Oh I'm not brave enough for politics

[–]geoduude92 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I AM THE SENATE JURASSIC FORCE SCREECH

[–]SemperScrotus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because of Obi-wan?

[–]RayquazaTheStonerYoda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It definitely helps that I can hear the character saying it. Gives the comments life

[–]dunkmaster6856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everywhere I go I see his face

[–]Matazaonreddit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Great edited clips.

[–]Brazilian_SnailQui-Gon Jinn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Didn’t we all?

[–]chchchcheetah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This absolutely should not have caught me off guard, but it did. Snorted so loud it got the dogs up and barking

[–]SillyBilly369 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because of what he’s done!

[–]plsdonotbanmeagain 217 points218 points  (6 children)

This is why I was born. I live for this content.

[–]Jegogs2000 70 points71 points  (4 children)

This is why God was born

[–]CosmeBuzzanitoI am the Senate 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Now this is podracing!

[–]Fortnut420 37 points38 points  (2 children)

This is where the fun begins

[–]SKULL1138 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s, why I’m here.

[–]XCube285 1622 points1623 points  (13 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Thanos the Inevitable?

[–]AWonderlustKingWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 670 points671 points  (11 children)

I thought not, it's not a story The Avengers would tell you

[–]ZoeLaMortGeneral Grievous 627 points628 points 2 (9 children)

It’s a Marvel legend. Darth Thanos was a supervillain of the planet Titan, so powerful and so wise he could snap the Infinity Gauntlet to influence half the universe to end life… He had such a knowledge of the Infinity Stones that he could even keep the other half from dying. The Inifinity Stones are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… The only thing he was afraid of was getting snapped himself, which inevitably, of course, he was. Unfortunately, he taught humans everything he knew, then humans killed him with a snap. Ironic. He could save half the universe from death, but not himself.

[–]Ok_Tomato7388Deathsticks 247 points248 points  (7 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]kokumslayer69 241 points242 points  (4 children)

Not from an Avenger

[–]thatdudewillyd 76 points77 points  (1 child)

I’ll try doing this all day, that’s a good trick!

[–]Biff_Tannenator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Begun, the Civil War has."

[–]Smooth-Wasabi-4694 33 points34 points  (1 child)

It seems like from his point of view The Avengers were evil.

[–]monkeyhitmanBattle Droid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well, then he is lost!

[–]FitzInAFritz 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Not from DC

[–]TsunamifoxyDCfanSheevgasm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What? How can you do this?

This is outrageous, it's unfair!

[–]TheAirNomad11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok now I want a compilation of all the best r/prequelmemes comment section versions of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise. I feel like I’ve read some pretty good ones

[–]Obi_Wan_GebroniWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s a Marvel legend

[–]starhawksPong Krell is bae 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real talk though, that is a cool sith name

[–]Victoria_Preda 252 points253 points  (4 children)

This is glorious!

I have found your channel about 6 months ago - and watched most of your edits. Never failed to make me laugh.

I appreciate that Obi-Wan didn't even had a scratch on him after the snap, proving once again that he's (in fact) the high ground. So civilized.

[–]momofeveryone5A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 31 points32 points  (3 children)

They have a channel?!

[–]RaaaaaaaNoYokShinRyu 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Matan Green is a YouTube channel that primarily makes Tobey Spider-Man videos.

*Matan Animation Studios

[–]Smarf_Starkgaryen 201 points202 points  (17 children)

Obi-Wan is worthy.

[–]the-anti-antichristPadme simp 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Was there ever any doubt?

[–]jtissGINEERAL KANOOBI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So civilised

[–]agent114Galactic Empire 30 points31 points  (12 children)

I like the idea that “worthiness” is the same as the ability to become a force ghost. So the only Jedi that would be “worthy” would be Obi-wan Yoda Anakin and Qui-gon.

[–]Puneet0318 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Anakin probably isn’t worthy and same with Yoda who kept secrets from other Jedi. I’d say only worthy people in Star Wars are probably Obi Wan, Luke, R2, 3po, and Mando

[–]QuarkyIndividual 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Would R2 or 3PO even be eligible seeing as they have no capacity to be attuned to the force?

Edit: eligible to be force ghost, which I just realized isn't what you were arguing, my bad!

[–]BeardyBennett 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What about Obi Wan keeping the truth about Vader from Luke?

[–]Puneet0318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cap kept the truth of Tony’s parents from him

[–]Self_Aware_Meme 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yoda followed the Jedi ideology to a fault. He had good intentions but at times let the Jedi code make decisions for him. To be worthy you gotta be able to act on your own. It's not about following rules. It's about doing the right thing even if it's against the rules.

[–]Puneet0318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which is why I think Yoda wouldn’t be worthy. To wield Mjiolnior, you have to do the right thing regardless of rules which is what Cap and Thor do (but not Vision which is kinda odd). Jedi who let their moral ground come first before the order are probably worthy like Obi wan, Ashoka as well now that I mention it, Luke and others. Anakin also never let Jedi code stop him from doing right but ultimately fell because he’s too weak emotionally

[–]Preparation_Asleep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maul would chop the hand off a worthy person and use that to wield the hammer

[–]The_KodexI have the high ground 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not Anakin

[–]Incarcerous17K-2SO 192 points193 points  (2 children)

That "so uncivilized" as he casually throws away mjolnir at the end👌

[–]Starkiller9952 89 points90 points  (4 children)

[–]Vesper_0481 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Thanks for calling him. I am too lazy to do It myself...

[–]-Shameem-What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Aren't we all

[–]wittyschmitty119 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I didn't know I needed this

[–]gravitin 62 points63 points  (0 children)

This video is a surprise, to be sure, but a very welcome one!

[–]dorkly_guy 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Disney : Ewan Mcgregor will not join the MCU

fans : oh i dont think so

[–]awfulcheez 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I can only get so erect. This is perfect OP!

[–]SirNoobShire 107 points108 points  (9 children)

So, Obi-Wan, that, uhh, lightning there; you wanna talk about that?

[–]urru4Cracksoka 77 points78 points  (4 children)

You don’t want to talk about that lightning

[–]the-anti-antichristPadme simp 48 points49 points  (2 children)

What? You think you’re some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?

[–]Dracora018 21 points22 points  (1 child)

There's a move called force Judgement that is basically jedi lightning. Mace Windu and Plo Koon have used it and I think Yaddle did as well

[–]Ingmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are there more stipulations to using Force Judgement than Force Lightning?

[–]dannyboi66 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I think Obi-Wan is a Sith Lord.

[–]Present_Car_9328DEW IT 24 points25 points  (1 child)

“Cinema at its finest”

-Martin Scorsese

[–]shia-the-buff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]PressTurn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“I am inevitable” “That’s… why I’m here”

[–]HentaiSenpai8578 156 points157 points  (8 children)

Source?

[–]MatanGreen[S] 310 points311 points  (4 children)

[–]MewtwoTheMewI don't like sand 124 points125 points  (1 child)

I was about to report it but then I realized you're the YT channel! My favorite video of yours is Bully Maguire vs Obi Wan

[–]shwag945 14 points15 points  (0 children)

IT WAS ME, THE OP!

[–]BallintheDallinDeathsticks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP is the chosen one

[–]RedShankyMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your Darth Maguire VS Obi Wan was the single greatest video I have ever seen

[–]_GENERAL_GRIEVOUS_Give me your fine additions 65 points66 points  (1 child)

OP is the account for the YouTube channel that made this (looks like he linked it already). Would 100% recommend checking out the rest of their channel as well

[–]jedislayers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m familiar with this guy

[–]Chemical-Guarantee-1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was the chosen one after all

[–]showdown3773 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I would like to see 3-hour version of Endgame with Obi-wan That’s a masterpiece

[–]Metrostation984 88 points89 points  (4 children)

Disney:

OP:

Disney: *cums all over itself (the billion dollar crossover we need!)

[–]fluffernutter48 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I’m kinda ashamed for laughing at this

[–]Metrostation984 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Probably because you could actually picture this happening in the Mouse's headquarters in a conference room full of executives

[–]memecat52A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Brothers luck of may 4th is with us

[–]Drummer03Mixed Canon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only in some places

[–]clouc1223 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is without a doubt the best thing I've seen on reddit in 8 years

[–]wasabi_the_cat 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Sir, is that even cannon?

[–]54UL774hello there! 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I will make it cannon!

[–]JustafanIV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's beautiful...

[–]UndeniablyMyself 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Him and Samwise Gamgee are the only characters outside of Marvel who can wield Thor's hammer.

[–]shootinjack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanos as he’s dying. “I don’t like sand”

[–]EveryShot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good god this is incredible

[–]Nesqu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was extremely dissapointed it wasn't General Grevious who caught the hammer after Obiwan tossed it.

[–]OracBeule 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I find that much funnier than I should. (:

[–]wildampharos99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OMG the High Ground Award 😱

[–]maddison370 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guys this is art

[–]-Mr_Tub-Commander Wolffe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Say hi to the front page for me

[–]PolarBear17th 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is worthy of my free award

[–]CornDawg113 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An absolute WORK OF ART 🙌🏼

[–]theannoyingtardigrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See you in Hot, damn!

[–]BBRAFFFOR THE REPUBLIC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wait, are you the bully maguire guy?

[–]IndependentDamage8Meesa Darth Jar Jar 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This is amazing, wish I had a free award

[–]BallintheDallinDeathsticks 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Here you can have mine, does this help?

[–]IndependentDamage8Meesa Darth Jar Jar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly not 😔 but op has plenty anyway

[–]Eli4tJedi Order[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Captain Kenobi

[–]Gobi_Silver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is too perfect.

The world doesn’t deserve something this good.

[–]samthewisetarly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See you in Top Posts All Time

[–]Newarfias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop it! My penis can only get so erect!

[–]awesomeadanR2-D2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DID I NOT KNOW I NEEDED IT

[–]_cmasterhart_Kenobi’s Kid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obi-Wan learned the spinning hammer from Young Ani

[–]Soxialslip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So uncivilized made this 100x better

[–]flatterpillo97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think prequelmemes just peaked

[–]BakersdamanOh I don't think so 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We've not had a single good OC in months...

OP: "oh, I don't think so..."

[–]WelshmanCorsair 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obi-Wan with some casual force lightening there. Excellent clip and very well done!

[–]jtmalak1632 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Now this is Cinema”

[–]after909 3 points4 points  (0 children)

General Kenobi

[–]CleoDyret 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Top post of all time. Here we go!

[–]True_Speed007What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is genuinely beautiful

[–]KeDoG3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

[–]RalphFReyes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We all knew it, he is the worthiest of them all

[–]KelgonueLies! Deception 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought grievous was going to steal it, but amazing edit

[–]5_lost_sheep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truly a masterpiece. Your edits are very impressive. You should be proud.

[–]_bork_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

We will watch your career with great interest

[–]JaceMalcolmHondo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay this legit made me crack up lol

[–]DanTheVaultHunterThis is where the fun begins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's beautiful

I've legit been staring at this for an hour

[–]redeyedreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this is what the cockroach overlords who inherit the Earth find as evidence of our civilization.

[–]Schubert125 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think Obi-Wan Kenobi is a sith Lord.

[–]Ok_Tomato7388Deathsticks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Sith Lord?

[–]Catacomb82The Senate is the father, isn't he? 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we blind? Deploy the upvotes!

[–]ItsVairenA Bold One 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that is how a Jedi learns Force Lightning.

[–]JPisME269 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That was beautiful. Well done.

[–]Simonfresh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is this so perfect

[–]anastarawnehI am the Senate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is quality

[–]helmuthampton1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is awesome

[–]Bookmaster3470 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an actual Masterpiece!

[–]Nab33l786The jedi are taking ovah!! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is canon and no one can tell me otherwise