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[–]Pantheonofoak[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (13 children)

25K votes, handful of reports. It’s not going anywhere folks.

[–]WERECOW711 1082 points1083 points  (64 children)

Dead ass thought this was gay porn for a second

[–]dylansavage 183 points184 points  (19 children)

It isn't?!

[–]Serio27 103 points104 points  (13 children)

If it's dead ass then technically it's necrophilia not gay porn.

[–]JIZZASAURUS 32 points33 points  (7 children)

In death, we’re all gay.

[–]Most_Monk 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I’m gay, we’re all death.

EDIT: *in not I’m

Looks like autocorrect forced me out of the closet

[–]OneChillinVillain 118 points119 points  (13 children)

Put your Boner away

[–]Hank_Holt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You gotta buy premium to see the ending.

[–]TheTattedspyder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not not gay porn...

[–]BeardedManatee 860 points861 points  (91 children)

Bro bro bro, come over here and arrest me all sexy like.

[–]TheHomerPimpson 309 points310 points  (84 children)

I'm super out of touch, but this trend is mainly for the gay community, right? I mean, young hairless dudes being shoved up face first against the wall? Seems super gay

[–]_mach 518 points519 points  (53 children)

IDK, society is trending towards dissolving the lines.

I'm a very vanilla straight dude in his 40s, but I really hope we can do away with categorising in this way.

This person in the video seems to be cringesexual.

[–]Competitive_Tree_113 143 points144 points  (5 children)

"cringesexual" hahaha, love it.

[–]nachbaurvcxgva 32 points33 points  (2 children)

When it moved to the second gif, my facial expression matched exactly the officers expression on the left. Cringe on a whole nother level

[–]ImpertantMahn 48 points49 points  (12 children)

Not China though, they're banning all "sissy boys" from mainstream media.

[–]Pri3C 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ironic that TikTok is a Chinese company.

[–]death_of_flats 37 points38 points  (5 children)

That's a hilarious insight into the mind of Xi.

[–]Bitter-Song-496 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Huh it’s funny cuz wasn’t their beef with Shang Chi that Simu wasn’t sissy looking enough

[–]Cinnabar1212 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, you’re thinking of the people’s reactions. Fans wanted a prettier looking lead. But it’s precisely this sort of reaction from fans that got the government worried that portrayal of men in China is too effeminate.

[–]TheHomerPimpson 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I mean, if it was a vid of a b/g couple passionately kissing in the rain - I'd feel that would be playing to a hetero audience. If it's a vid of a bigger guy pushing a smaller shirtless guy up against a wall, that just seems targeted more towards gay men.

Think the lines being dissolved are the strict ones discouraging people from making this type of content; and they should be dissolved! Moving away from hetero normativity is no prob with me

[–]The_Sceptic_Lemur 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Oh god, I bet there actually are people with a cringe kink, aren‘t there?

[–]2days 16 points17 points  (2 children)

If it’s a thing there’s a kink for it but I guess this would be just humiliation porn?

[–]DerDrachenSeele 8 points9 points  (13 children)

What the fuck is vanilla straight? Is there some chocolate chip straight I can get my hands on??

[–]LurkLurkleton 7 points8 points  (5 children)

In case you're serious it means plain, ordinary, not kinky, into bondage or fetishes.

[–]u8eR 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I personally prefer oreo straight.

[–]SirIsildur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that be interracial threesome??

[–]GoofyMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would agree with your statement. As a fellow vanilla straight dude in his 40s, I find this pretty cringey. Don’t think you’d need to be a gay dude to find it so.

[–]BeardedManatee 76 points77 points  (7 children)

Definitely just a young dude that's way too into himself and thinks chicks will like this.

Edit : I guess he could be gay but I'm pretty sure this is an attempt at some kind of modern emo-sexy

[–]Bovinius__Cudd 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Either way, homie got an infected eyebrow.

[–]bigbuzz55 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought it was eye shadow and was more distracted by the degree of his winged tip or whatever you call it. I hope I’m using these words right.

[–]Paula92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh owwww I can’t unsee that

[–]foodkidFAATcity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically MGK.

[–]Rattenkind_Nia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope, this is basically “straight tik tok”, which is almost completely young dudes doing stupid looking stuff, thinking that this attracts girls. The lgbtq community on TikTok is almost constantly making fun of these guys

[–]Proud_Hotel_5160 6 points7 points  (1 child)

More preteen girls with a crush on the ‘bad boy’ I think

[–]Spare_Chair2720 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, in fact this type of content is usually referred to as “straight tik tok” by gen z.

[–]MonsoonGlider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight community has been doing it for ever

[–]MarknDC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With my very natural piano key teeth.

[–]Criffton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come over here and put those handcuffs on me, with your soft liberal hands. YOU WANT MY ID COME KISS ME FOR IT!

[–]Kyle102997 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I got you bro the girls are gonna go nuts for this

[–]PotatoWriter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

wait, did you catch me in my smoldering look? 🥴

[–]Boo_R4dley 207 points208 points  (5 children)

He should probably get that piercing checked out, it looks infected.

[–]LurkLurkleton 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Probably part of the look

[–]nia_02 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Agree

[–]CensoryDeprivation 264 points265 points  (13 children)

That guy is made of 50% axe body spray.

[–]dibs8789 27 points28 points  (6 children)

His teeth look like chicklets.

[–]Interesting_Monitor5 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Those cops faces

[–]MyNameGifOreilly 297 points298 points  (5 children)

cringe*

[–]spacecadet6966 33 points34 points  (1 child)

That’s not the only thing this is.

[–]LordElfa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Jesus Christ, Anakin."

[–]MobyMobyDickDick 128 points129 points  (14 children)

Is that a brain surgery scar down the site of his head?

[–]Slooooooooooooooooth 31 points32 points  (6 children)

It is indeed not.

[–]Hank_Holt 13 points14 points  (5 children)

You some sort of scientist?

[–]Slooooooooooooooooth 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I am indeed not

[–]Hank_Holt 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I don't believe you. Somehow I take an hour to respond while a Sloth would have me believe it takes 8 minutes? Nah...you run your bullshit games elsewhere scientist man!

[–]Slooooooooooooooooth 3 points4 points  (1 child)

9 minutes this time. I’m slowing down!

[–]usernameinvalid9000 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Yes the removal was a success.

[–]KnightDiver381 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I’m not falling for this trap.

[–]Chroma710 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Ligma balls gottem

[–]dats_cool 4 points5 points  (1 child)

whos steve jobs?

[–]proawayyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steve jobs died of ligma

[–]qwertymcqwertface 11 points12 points  (1 child)

“Look at me getting all arrested”

[–]Grahoovian_ 77 points78 points  (10 children)

Pretty sure I've seen this gay porno before

[–]Wholesome_Pervert 23 points24 points  (3 children)

I definitely need to know where so I don’t accidentally search for it. My mom will be really mad if it shows up in my search history. I tried blue hair Twinkie sex bomb arrested but that didn’t help any suggestions?

[–]Oswalt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ACAB

All Cops Are Bewildered

[–]Ok_Distribution1503 36 points37 points  (2 children)

The wall be like oh dude fuck this shit

[–]_barlas_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's kinda gay bro

[–]Hornor72 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Bring out the tazers

[–]Whitejj01 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Whoops lol oops it was my gun by mistake my bad dude

[–]Hornor72 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I thought he liked to be penetrated.

[–]santi4442 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He wants to go to horny jail

[–]MetLyfe 58 points59 points  (7 children)

Witness the pinnacle of a power bottom

[–]Kittykatkvnt 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Um nah, a wannabe power bottom. Dude looks like a carrot would be a struggle. Looks like kinda guy who goes to a gangbang, sucks 2 dicks then fakes a phonecall and goes home only to brag to his girlfriends the next about how hard he was pounded

[–]MetLyfe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate that bro, I just wanna fuck the shit out of my homie but he declines and then brags about something that didn’t happen to impress the girls in that friend group. Like cmon bruh we made it that far, you really just gonna lie about it for clout??!

[–]ZephyrUltimate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Taze him again, Johnson.”

“But sir, he’s already been arres-“

”Again.”

[–]oze4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]TrudieBeakman 4 points5 points  (10 children)

There is an Instagram account dedicated to cringy tik toks like this.

[–]BdubinVegas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cops all like, “should I read him his rights, or bite his nipple?”

[–]Aware-Measurement885 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bro they’re faces killed me hahahaha

[–]i_hate_vampires 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Is the first dudes eyebrow piercing infected?

[–]Apprehensive-Win6244 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I think it's more of injury/battle scar. Adds to the sex appeal. A certain toughness and roughness if you will.

[–]car_raamrod 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He just gonna go to prison lookin like a snack

[–]Chlelcu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this really made me giggle

[–]Fallthrough 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure that's Ra from Stargate

[–]pempinou 9 points10 points  (16 children)

Where does the first part of the gif come from ? It's for a friend

[–]MayorBil 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When it moved to the second gif, my facial expression matched exactly the officers expression on the left. Cringe on a whole nother level

[–]Call_me_Vonic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am gay, this isn't hot. Why is he doing that?

[–]Andersum94 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He looks like the older bro from wizards of waverly place 😂😂

[–]Nyxantony 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Cops be like what is he high on nail polish

[–]vincentwallbanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those teeth are white af tho

[–]babyrebecca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know he likes it rough! Better bring out the Crisco and elbow length gloves cause we about to do a deep dive !

[–]Ok_Tap_2343 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2005 kids be like 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[–]Eva_that_bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“kim stop taking selfies youre sister is going to jail

[–]AssignmentSpecial980 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I have to head to the planned parenthood and get an std test after watching this crap. Gross brow ring infection too.

[–]Bated47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boys open fire at will

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they want to uh, San Diego State?

[–]Ancient-Childhood-70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Então ta confirmado ele é

[–]santicampi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, same look on my face as the cops

[–]UnseenData 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's so weird ( the first gif )

[–]ImmanuelImp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That solar flare can’t come soon enough

[–]OCV_E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check for corn

[–]Nite_Cam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what ? On second thought, you're free to go

[–]skipmcnoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super cringe

[–]Aer0_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like reverse r/SuddenlyGay

[–]Goatman-Bababouille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

porn addled brain lookin muhfuck

[–]EffectiveSwan8918 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I was arrested I screamed " eeww he was a boner" while being handcuffed. He didn't think it was as funny as I did. I kinda figured I would get my ass kicked anyways so might as well have something to laugh about the next few hours in the holding cell. They did try to charge me with harassment but the city judge dropped that

[–]MakeYourselfS1ck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this dude likes balls hanging from his forehead

[–]HeWhoKnowsLittle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que the ridiculous girl screaming, "but daddy I love him!"

[–]market_liquidity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tik tok was a mistake

[–]droidcss2extur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

00:07 hahaaaa

[–]RepresentativeAd560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they say you have to be in a position of power to sexually harass someone....

[–]uncoolshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah he tweaking

[–]ThisCandyland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nauseating You're free to go.

[–]NickyNomads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His body language is screaming "Search me deeeeep boys".

[–]CaptainObviousSpeaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so good to see our police doing something productive with the time they are on the clock..

[–]SpicyTriangle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good meme this made me chuckle

[–]dan_januario 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fan fact: this guy is Brazillian

[–]IAmACitizen29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason this feels so gay

[–]trailofglitter_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom, pick me up I’m scared

[–]physalisx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do one where he gets tazered and pisses himself

[–]shadowdash66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are these cringe tik tok videos like "pov: you are being arrested for not taking the vaccine"?

[–]Kroxursox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, that eyebrow ring looks mad infected.

[–]BarryLirdtheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that’s enough internet for me for the rest of ever

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's okay, take your time guys.

[–]Paxibillion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gifs don’t have sound..

[–]HoodPolitics_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same expression buddy😭

[–]Enamir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should have commented: you’re free to go but do it quick

[–]MikiXxX_25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Kowalski, analysis?" "Sorry sir no clue"

[–]JusstFoxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You puttin him in the squad car or am I?”

“I fuckin touchin him” “well I ain’t neither”

  • They look at each other for a moment*

“Alright sir yer free ta go”

[–]awang79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites! LMAO

[–]banoodlebamboozle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i legitimately want to know what this trend is called so i can binge watch the on tiktok lol like wtf even is this

[–]delaneyam42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look like he ready for action

[–]GENERAL_MOHSEN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you gay?

[–]sakasaka710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to downvote

[–]96789solo_boto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Against the wall and spread em”

[–]Scl818 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn tik tokers

[–]Hedo_Turkoglu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is /r/punchablefaces still a thing?

Edit: I guess it is.

[–]jmoro69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Sweaty_Gorilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls find that attractive 💀

[–]MrGoatBanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote you hilarious bastard

[–]Pee-pee-poo-poo-420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Trust Americans to fetishize being arrested. This is some top tier cringe

[–]DecentTemperature384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a the gayest look ever lol 😆

Camp little bastard.

[–]ledifford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha you sure it’s not gay porn?! Homie’s flirting

[–]glump1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what is this saying? He's acting fruity and sexual, and then some masculine cops are weirded out?

[–]MangoChiliT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His eyebrow piercing is seriously infected...

[–]Slime_Soul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know man, seems pretty gay to me 🤷‍♂️

[–]LankyCupcake69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I'm acting when getting piss drunk and being horny lmao

[–]TheMrNibs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me committing tax fraud

[–]Venom116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this guy like getting arrested?

[–]sneakyveriniki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh so fkn hard tbh

[–]safely_beyond_redemp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this so much I want to pretend it doesn't exist. I know there are wars with atrocities all over the planet but god please do away with whatever this is first.

[–]Tamerz1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol loved the end lol

[–]Cola-Cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, youre legally allowed to taze him

[–]SpaceCampDropOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the cops caps uniform issued or they just wearing them for fun?

[–]chainmailler2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do believe he was enjoying that...

[–]AdNo7567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude's OnlyFans is $40/mo 😳

[–]Onansboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McLovin got all sexified!

[–]Zunddapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this one XD🤣🤣🤣

[–]Benign_Session 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was he wanting some police D?

[–]CaptnStrangeland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone actually helped this [redacted] film this garbage. Unbelievable...

[–]Antix1331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Please take your hand off my penis!"

[–]lycanthropeisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cop in the back, hilarious

[–]starshipwarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can think of is mclovin whenever I see this

[–]Loyalside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That infected eyebrow really took me out of jt… honestly I wasn’t rly into it in the first place

[–]Troschka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like the kid that was only "tough" because he knew daddy would buy him out of trouble. Or the typically "my dad is gonna sue" after they started a fight and got their ass handed to them.

[–]enshrowdofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro holy fuck i know that guy

i used to watch him years ago wtf

[–]RoscoMan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, uh.... I came to say Patches

[–]Relative_Cup6216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taze him guys we need to make sure he can't think correctly

[–]makinbaconCR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep that up in the pen I dare you

[–]marblerye69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Can’t tell who’s the bigger idiot