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someone Using ChatGPT To Write Their Grocery Lists, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got a rich guy who doesn't like Manhattan's congestion toll, someone who wanted private firefighters to save his home and discourse about using AI for everyday tasks.
sunday
Andrew Heiberger
The character: Andrew Heiberger, CEO, Manhattan resident, disgruntled driver
The plot: New York City began to finally catch up with the rest of the developed world when its first congestion toll was implemented in Manhattan last week. In an interview that was posted on X, a Manhattan resident, who was caught smack-dab in the middle of the toll's boundary, expressed his sadness at the development. The individual โ later identified as real estate CEO Andrew Heiberger โ lamented that he now had to pay $9 to drive 18 streets (roughly one mile away) in his car to meet his children.
CONGEsTION PRICING: Upper East side resident Andrew lives on 61st street and 5th Avenue, in Congestion "Relief" zone, the second he moves his car, heโs hit with a toll.
โ Oliya scootercaster ๐ด (@scooterCasterNY) January 5, 2025
His kids live on 79th street and he will have to pay congestion price every time he goes to see them. pic.twitter.com/BVbPBV4A4X
The repercussion: Naturally this was an extremely polarizing issue, and since it also intersected with other hot topic realms, like public transportation and policy, the discourse was heated โ and this poor guy became the poster (man)child of the displeased contingent.
People are clowning on this guy but his predicament is pretty funny. He lives on 61st (one way westbound) and 5th (one way downtown), and it dead-ends at the park. If he leaves his block, he is automatically routed into the Zone. https://t.co/OZFy1oJrlw
โ willy ๐๐ง (@willystaley) January 6, 2025
He lives on 5th Avenue.
โ Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) January 7, 2025
That is the highest tax bracket of any neighborhood in the world. https://t.co/i0AdzfAXp7
him being a CEO and real estate developer is too perfect https://t.co/4PEEAP0740
โ aaron from queens ๐ต๐ธ (@aaronnarraph) January 6, 2025
The guy going viral for whining because he refuses to take a quick bus ride or walk in THE HEART OF MANHATTAN is a very rich real estate guy lmao https://t.co/mhdQkDj0TP pic.twitter.com/E5z1t6sYsu
โ Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) January 5, 2025
NY has this cool new thing called the subway https://t.co/x7LhHtpY3M pic.twitter.com/N366dDNc0B
โ Jeremy 'adjusted for inflation' Horpedahl ๐ (@jmhorp) January 5, 2025
Darcy Jimenez
Monday
@ejayisgay
The character: @ejayisgay, fan of ChatGPT, grocery shopper
The plot: A few days ago, TikTok user @ejayisgay shared a video explaining how ChatGPT can be used to help write grocery lists for people on a budget.
oh that's not- pic.twitter.com/9Uqm43fvns
โ alex ๐ต๐ธ (@turntineforwhat) January 6, 2025
The repercussion: A screenshot of the now-deleted TikTok was shared to X, and people lost their minds over the idea of using a very eco-unfriendly AI tool to complete a task we've always managed to do very well with pen and paper.
I actually do think Iโm better than people who use ChatGPT for their grocery lists https://t.co/6VjZt1UkTs
โ Cait๐ง (@CaitCamelia) January 6, 2025
You guys use chatgpt for your grocery lists? I go to the grocery store with no list at all and my life is so beautiful pic.twitter.com/7TzYzk92Xp
โ mariana (@pastapilled) January 8, 2025
"omg you people can't do anything" finally has real applications https://t.co/W2vNd6uNJa
โ callie , ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@QalliCallie) January 6, 2025
idk why everyone is hating on this I just used chatgpt for my grocery list and it went fine https://t.co/hCnUIqw6f5 pic.twitter.com/bNyKUnnMuC
โ ๐ stick ๐ (@briggityboppity) January 7, 2025
why the fuck are people making grocery lists with chatGPT. GROW UP
โ mother earth ๐ซ (@feminterrupted) January 6, 2025
we are unironically so, so fucked pic.twitter.com/yKo7rQ8vpd
โ roo ๐ (@ruwntr) January 7, 2025
Darcy Jimenez
Wednesday
Keith Wasserman
The character: Keith Wasserman, entrepreneur, theoretical private firefighting customer
The plot: The recent fires in Los Angeles have been devastating, and emotions are running high. People are rightfully angry about climate change, insurance companies and ineffective policy, but online ire also is pointed toward one person in particular: real estate millionaire Keith Wasserman.
Keith posted on X that he was looking for private firefighters to save his home, and was willing to pay "any amount." Considering that thousands of homes were on fire, and nearly 180,000 people were evacuated from the area, it's a fairly gauche move; flaunting your money during a time of turmoil, in the hopes of avoiding the same fate as your neighbors.
This fucking moron deleted this but really perfectly encapsulates everything. You stupid stupid rich fucks pic.twitter.com/X6a6kIunwr
โ Lolo (@LolOverruled) January 8, 2025
The repercussion: After the backlash, the post itself disappeared. Now, Keith's account is gone as well, so all we have left are the dunks. Having your home in the path of a fire is absolutely deserving of sympathy, but it turns out all of that goes down the toilet when you act a bit like a saturday morning cartoon villain on the internet.
There are some things you just canโt buy your way out of. I donโt wish losing your home in a fire on anyone. But individualism doesnโt solve fires, pandemics, the destruction wrought by consumptive capitalist systems accelerating climate change and reducing public services. https://t.co/NXMEAH7dTs
โ Amanda Hu (@amandalhu) January 8, 2025
https://t.co/DABEsQxWHo pic.twitter.com/IiJk6bFDBs
โ Buddy Love ๐ (@DayHaze) January 8, 2025
Private fighter fighters is an awful concept that should be left behind in the 1800s https://t.co/2cCVdRxrsY
โ Conaire Deagan (@ConaireDeagan) January 8, 2025
The lack of self awareness. The lack of empathy for others. The lack of any decency whatsoever. Absolutely blows my mind. https://t.co/fb0f7l8DUh
โ Tim (@sockformation) January 8, 2025
https://t.co/UFjOKdVmEl pic.twitter.com/4EcsfRcGxp
โ sDub (@savy2smooth) January 8, 2025
interesting https://t.co/WlVxbqc3e0 pic.twitter.com/R4OU7928tz
โ art morelli ๐ฆ๐ชฉ๐ (@ArtMorelli) January 8, 2025
Fascinating subplot of the climate crisis is watching elites grapple with disasters they canโt just throw money at https://t.co/TXxrP8TQJh
โ firstname โnicknameโ lastname (@chrisfarleystan) January 8, 2025
Grant Brunner
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured a weird hangout with friends, a new type of flirting and another debate about kids in "adult" spaces.
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