Gone are the days of wanting to give your neighbor a pie. It's nothing personal, but really — after a certain age you just know it's not going to be Mr. Roger next door waiting to be your friend. Reddit user u/WANACWaac asked the internet to share if anything bad had ever happened to folks after visiting someone's home for the first time. Spoiler alert: there's no "Full House" lesson at the end of these stories, just painful reminders to stay at home!

What have you seen inside someone’s home that made you view them differently?
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Here are seven of the best examples of why it's perfectly fine to be a homebody who will always feel uneasy about stepping into someone else’s home.

I hate that I can smell this one from way over here...

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Don't say it, I know what you're thinking!

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Shots fired

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Damn, somebody get them some tupperware

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Not in front of the iguanas!

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Outside office hours

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And, ending on a positive note

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