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Russell Brand's 'Magic Amulet' Grift, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got a disgraced celebrity flogging "magic amulets," discourse about bringing "plus ones" to events and reactions to a Taylor Swift speech.
Sunday
@jessicobra
The character: @jessicobra, X user, outrage merchant
The plot: On Sunday, X user @jessicobra posted: "We need to talk about how giving people a 'plus one' for events is lowkey polyphobic."
we need to talk about how giving people a "plus one" for events is lowkey polyphobic
— jess! (@jessicobra) October 13, 2024
The repercussion: This tweet is almost certainly bait aimed at riling up the website's most easily annoyed members — and that's exactly what it did.
this needs to be talked about so little that we should invent a new type of silence for it https://t.co/pUybzAQjpW
— majo-cus pocus ✨️🔮🎃 (@Majonotyoho) October 14, 2024
No. Pick your favorite. https://t.co/LVpLE8QESs
— Shadow Of The Nerdtree (@agraybee) October 13, 2024
I hope it makes it clear, not at all lowkey, that I don’t want someone showing up with two dates. HTH.
— Until They Glow☢ (@nukepolicywonk) October 13, 2024
Disinviting grandma from your wedding to make space for your college roommate’s second boyfriend https://t.co/fvQ58CWSKl
— it’s me (@godlikemind) October 14, 2024
https://t.co/d0axhUU4Ye pic.twitter.com/JvSG8r02Nb
— spooky aging emo kid 👻💀 (@autosuficientee) October 14, 2024
Y’all are creatively annoying https://t.co/Py7p30SgyL
— DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) October 14, 2024
flip a coin or something
— Ya🔻 (@Yeah0419) October 14, 2024
https://t.co/ajzPNykhrP pic.twitter.com/OHWSsfTWEs
— zou bisou bisou where are you (@lilgrapefruits) October 14, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Saturday
Taylor Swift
The character: Taylor Swift, world-famous singer, polarizing person
The plot: Taylor Swift is exceedingly popular and influential, but that doesn't stop her from feeling constantly attacked. During a Billboard Women In Music event, T-Swift gave a slightly whiny speech about how she keeps being criticized regardless of the personal and professional decisions she makes.
biggest pick me in the industry pic.twitter.com/19PwLLXg5O
— jack (@ClTXVl) October 12, 2024
The repercussion: While it's always hard to feel too bad for the ultra-rich, the response to her speech definitely has some gross undertones. And, the "pick me" allegation doesn't even really make sense, so let's not go too deep on the backlash here. After all, the Swifties will come for us all if we're too loud about it.
by admitting to making music strictly to please the masses
— jack (@ClTXVl) October 12, 2024
billie later that night 😭 https://t.co/c82TatPRZY pic.twitter.com/lR25tTRg8g
— ⊹ (@iknowthedeall) October 13, 2024
pic.twitter.com/muqBWKv6ys https://t.co/Dwx81YPWEH
— Pompompurina (@petshopvoid) October 13, 2024
The way she’s expecting applause and laughs every turn and they’re giving her nothing https://t.co/wE88oNG7JI
— aller kiss (@SashaBzns) October 14, 2024
oh no! a woman speaks out about the relentless misogyny shes faced and is suddenly a pick me !! https://t.co/9NUGZ408eQ
— elle 🇵🇸 | short n sweet. ifb 🩷 (@strwbrinas) October 14, 2024
the crowd pic.twitter.com/6lcs6ySOJv https://t.co/MUgUxDF1fw
— khia classics (@LIFEDOMAlN) October 13, 2024
the audience not giving a fuck still has me crying https://t.co/1ypNd8VBTD
— drew starkey’s side piece 🥀 (@andrewchihiro) October 12, 2024
“disappear… for years” you dropped an album every awards cycle https://t.co/4NfVwrNVp6
— lauren de pointe du lac 🩸 (@bunnipdf) October 13, 2024
https://t.co/6Yz7nUtsff pic.twitter.com/B67AjwarA0
— lauren (@sapphicfolklore) October 14, 2024
dawg i don’t really care for taylor swift but this really ain’t pick me😭
— gem (@chromemxg) October 12, 2024
Grant Brunner
Tuesday
Russell Brand
The character: Russell Brand, alleged sexual abuser, newly converted Christian
The plot: Actor and all-round loser Russell Brand's (totally sincere, not at all disingenuous) pivot to Christianity continues to provide utterly ridiculous content online — and while we can't include him in our Main Character roundup every week, his new grift is simply too good not to share.
As seen in a promotional video recently shared to X, Brand is now flogging a "magical amulet," costing almost $240, that he claims protects you from "evil energies" like... WiFi.
Russell Brand, remade as a right-wing Christian influencer, is now selling a "magical amulet" that protects you from WiFi signals and other "evil energies." Only $239.99 per amulet. pic.twitter.com/zcJg5tgOrV
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 15, 2024
The repercussion: Unsurprisingly, no one had any time for Brand's totally shameless cash-grab. Anyone know if there's a magic device that protects us from seeing his face on our feeds?
This is the most blatant grift I think I've ever seen, "Think of all the phones out there, all of the signals."
— MaximumEffort433 (@MaximEffort433) October 15, 2024
What an asshole.
Russell Brand trying to sell a $239.99 amulet that will protect you from WiFi even as he prominently wears a WiFi microphone 🎤 is quite the grift https://t.co/9HnKZxGlt8
— Otto English (@Otto_English) October 15, 2024
I've done a zeptosecond of googling about Russell Brand's magical amulet and I physically must share with you all what I have found. I am so sorry for the journey we are about to take together https://t.co/Aulu72BIfu pic.twitter.com/ZLi9NI0EUM
— Evan (@BacklogReviewer) October 15, 2024
I’ll buy whatever will protect me from having to see him in a low neck tee again.
— Bee Gutjahr (@pixiemenace) October 15, 2024
https://t.co/h7Tp8HjFEF pic.twitter.com/gJk5lUbqet
— Meg (@megasett) October 16, 2024
I can't quite place it, but — for me — this is the lowest of the low in the evolution of people like Brand. Hawking a complete bullshit product to gullible people when you are already an exorbitantly wealthy charlatan. Gross, immoral, unethical in ways that words don't capture. https://t.co/opnwMukkOC
— Isaac Saul (@Ike_Saul) October 16, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured a unique approach to a kid's picky eating, a wildly unsupportive new father, some questionable "A-listers" and Caroline Calloway insisting on remaining in a hurricane's path.
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