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A Jonas Brother Fanboying Over Elon Musk, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got a bad take on Japanese culture, a guy who hates his imaginary wife and a tweet that's disappointed Jonas Brothers fans.
Tuesday
Bruno Maçães
The character: Bruno Maçães, Portuguese, philosopher, Japan visitor, writer, anti-American culture crusader
The plot: Foreign correspondent and multi-hyphenate Maçães had been in Japan these past two weeks when an epiphany came to him. "Been in Japan two weeks, have yet to see a single sign of American cultural influence," he posted on X. "A situation not seen in maybe a century."
Been in Japan two weeks, have yet to see a single sign of American cultural influence. A situation not seen in maybe a century
— Bruno Maçães (@MacaesBruno) December 17, 2024
A hot take that included Japanese and American culture is sure to expect some chatter, but when it's a blue-check European who makes such a claim, you know the comments are going to get spicy.
The repercussion: Surprisingly, no one bothered to interact directly with Maçães. Instead, everybody, from Japanese posters to Americans, decided to simply clown on his opinion. Some took it seriously and did dive into the connections, while others simply laughed it off.
https://t.co/HSXcvubUC8 pic.twitter.com/5Dhb71IOn8
— Pre-order Amaranth Angels on FundMyComic! (@YakovMerkin) December 17, 2024
all taken in different parts of japan last week, the last one in osaka’s “amerika-mura” (america town) https://t.co/v5KS1lz83i pic.twitter.com/a0Tytn8HHS
— csz (@cszabla) December 18, 2024
Honestly "Portuguese writer constantly tweeting in English about the lack of American cultural influence" is a sublime bit, wish I'd thought of it. https://t.co/yEFjN0vgh1
— Quantіan (@quantian1) December 18, 2024
Does Bruno know what the most popular sport in Japan is? https://t.co/TkmcPsMJ4t
— Asad🗽🍎 (@AsadFromNYC) December 17, 2024
Me in Southern Kansai. https://t.co/En1py7T8sc pic.twitter.com/uCdVm3ZKIp
— JR Urbane Network (@JRUrbaneNetwork) December 18, 2024
American cultural influence is all over Japan in terms of style: speciality denim shops, American sack suit tailoring, rockabilly dancers, and Chicano culture
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) December 17, 2024
Media: Tiktok https://t.co/U82iF6Y4Gn, IGs kousukesuda, johnny_daigo, and todochidopodcast https://t.co/76rWWEO5o0 pic.twitter.com/FS0JtVypGt
Adwait Patil
Sunday
@therealjayber
The character: @therealjayber, tweeter, wife imaginer
The plot: On the weekend, X user Jay decided to share just one of the reasons he doesn't want to get married and have a family.
"I know there will be endless pressure from my so-called wife to 'get a real job,'" he wrote. "She won't genuinely support my entrepreneurship dreams, because, let's face it, she has her own stupid dreams that she wants me to fund."
One reason I don't get married and have a family is because I know there will be endless pressure from my so-called wife to "get a real job."
— Jay 🦍 (@therealjayber) December 15, 2024
She won't genuinely support my entrepreneurship dreams, because, let's face it, she has her own stupid dreams that she wants me to fund.
The repercussion: The people of X took it upon themselves to remind Jay that the wife he'd written such a lengthy, bitter thread about didn't actually exist.
https://t.co/rDxLIzkaBY pic.twitter.com/3nu6e4x20O
— nina. (@ninadelaflores) December 16, 2024
Incredible to be a “my bitch wife” guy when you have never even been married https://t.co/EWVRyvVcl5
— Dr. Louie Liquid (@BirdRespecter) December 16, 2024
Stopped reading at
— Kevin Burch | Sky High Confidence (@kevinburch) December 15, 2024
“Her dreams are stupid but mine are great”
The way you people already hate your wives you’ve not even met is crazy!
— 𝓞𝓻𝓰𝓪𝓼𝓶.𝓷𝓰 (@orgasmdotng) December 17, 2024
even the bitches you imagine don’t believe in you https://t.co/dmmFR3M8bv
— JB (@bugattihacked) December 16, 2024
creating your very own imaginary, ideal potential wife in your head and then making her suck and hate you so you can reject her is so funny https://t.co/doobtiXyqr
— J◯ZEF® (@thejozefwhite) December 17, 2024
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Tuesday
Nick Jonas
The character: Nick Jonas, Jonas brother, musician, Elon fanboy
The plot: Elon Musk has been in the news non-stop since Donald Trump's election victory. If you thought you'd seen enough of him, things are about to get worse over the next four years — or until their big fall-out.
This past week, Nick Jonas threw in his support for Musk and his grand plans. "Take us to the Year 3000," the youngest Jonas brother wrote, referencing one of the group's songs while quote-tweeting a Musk post that — you guessed it — praised himself.
Take us to the Year 3000. https://t.co/vk0sdBhrXS pic.twitter.com/CSG7ItCmES
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) December 17, 2024
The repercussion: The Jonas Brothers have been laying low for a while, and haven't been much in the news of late — but this one post brought all the discourse back. Immediately. Everyone took the moment to air out their grievances with Nick; many folks didn't hold back, while a lot of fans were disappointed.
I DID NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON NICK JONAS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OH MY GOD. https://t.co/2hp5yeYfq1
— caroline 💍 (@Caroline_Marie_) December 17, 2024
A Jonas brother is a possible maga and likes Elon musk? https://t.co/ai2a6pj4WI pic.twitter.com/LJZ0akWyxv
— Demi💜 (@Demi630733) December 18, 2024
When the person you hated for no reason finally gives you a reason to hate him https://t.co/BMYjbM0QF3
— Nicolas is happy (@niggaolas) December 18, 2024
https://t.co/SLWlmjqxOD pic.twitter.com/LpoHrLcTpb
— mariana (@vacationeyesz) December 17, 2024
And just like that…. you’ll never have another hit again! pic.twitter.com/Z0lR7fZ5pi https://t.co/2PLd1MEHcO
— dayra (@vixennreads) December 17, 2024
People acting shocked about this development as if the Jonas Brothers aren't just three non-college-educated white evangelical men from New Jersey, like, statistically the most likely demographic to buy into Trump-Musk's whole deal https://t.co/YdLsyBhI4K
— ellis bell (@elizabethbelsky) December 17, 2024
jonas brothers my favorite duo 🤩 https://t.co/GKnhmBfo8A pic.twitter.com/hYu9QnIWuP
— zosia the gom 🐻❄️ (@beomnoir) December 17, 2024
LOL not Nick destroying the Jonas brothers once again https://t.co/yldmcVBM4Y
— locks™️ (@katielocks) December 17, 2024
Adwait Patil
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured an adult Swiftie, a person who yearns for the past and a British politician who's bad at posting.
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