February 1, 2013
Hey it turns out that the Super Bowl is TODAY! You will need something to eat, as will your vegan friends.
Pornography --> communism?
Guaranteed to prevent your significant other from dumping you and/or your friends from thinking you're lame.
The prototypical New Yorker died on the day a new documentary about him was released. It's a decent, if superficial, survey of his life and work.
Wow. So beautiful. So brave.
It's FRIDAY and here are the things you missed on ~celeb twitter~ today.
Further proof that living near the Santa Monica farmers' market makes your life better than everyone else's.
The zombie has come a long way from the mindless, shuffling corpses in Night of the Living Dead. Here's a look at the journey from the origin of the species to Warm Bodies.
Awkward or good?
The debate over when, where, and if women should wear pants and shorts took decades to resolve.
Sprinters, jumpers, and long distance runners unite.
What a twist! But after all, it is the 21st century.
Come on, you totally rocked the high school talent show. Don't be shy.
A celebrity fragrance!
How this cute zombie romantic comedy will triumph over the curse of the Super Bowl weekend movie.
Do the opposite of these things and nothing bad will ever happen to you on Valentine's Day.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
The hottest new game in Las Vegas: stealing a professional sports gambler's identity.
The Scottish Terrier was 12 years old.
Whatever it is that's bringing you down, this will definitely make it better.
Way to set the bar for future product photography unnecessarily high.
Rumors were rampant that the pop starlet was leaving The X Factor for a residency in Las Vegas. But Caesars says that's definitely not happening.
Do it! Do it now!
Step aside, Zombie Survival Guide, these books may have you beat.
Iconic New York City Mayor Ed Koch leaves behind a complicated legacy to say the least.
Athletes tweet the darndest things.
A Swedish horse plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on a recorder. That is all.
Outdated rules and overzealous regulators mean kids can't use Path. Stop COPPA!
Ohhhhhh. It all makes sense now.
Come on, Alabama! Don't give into stereotypes.
None of these boys and men are related.
The new bicameral task force on climate change could move forward with carbon tax legislation. "It can also help reduce our deficit," says Waxman.
What social responsibility looks like for the world's biggest social network.
The Great Warrior tackles the hardest quests ever devised. She is a true hero for the ages.
She may be leaving her Secretary of State post, but you can keep a piece of her in your day-to-day life with an embroidery sampler. Or mug.
Edible Arrangements say, "I don't even care enough to carve pineapple hearts for you with my own two hands."
Food, foot pics, and sassy commentary. Plus, a cameo by a buzzfeeder...
Welcome to February or whatever you call it.
Welcome to Upside Downton Abbey.
OH MY GOD. I can't believe this happened. I'm dying.
What the hell just happened? Watch police officers tackle a man while he inhales from a balloon in his car.
The NRA has a published list of its enemies, which includes over 200 celebrities.
"If you look at Beyonce and this Jay-Z fellow, it's been pretty much in praise and celebration of the modern criminal police state," the founder says.
The inquiring world wants to know.
The only time huge doses of cheese actually made you thinner.
The puppy's face is absolutely killing me.
The Obama administration just proposed a change to its birth control coverage rules presumably meant to placate contraceptive coverage opponents. It won't work.
In the bounciest possible way, no less.
The saddest month of all can still be delicious. These recipes will get you through.
Postal Service attorney Jennifer S. Breslin told the City of Cleveland that two school-zone speeding tickets and five red-light tickets given to Post Office trucks would not be paid, citing the constitution.
This video of a bully named Jaide getting taken down after provoking another girl into a fight is going viral on Twitter. (WARNING: violence and NSFW language).
Like it or not, these are the rules.
It might look a lil' something like this.
The pacifier weighs about half a pound and is currently the most expensive in the world.
How to do it right.
Should you pull for the Ravens or the 49ers? It's a tough question, but tough questions yield satisfying, delicious answers.
It's that time of year again...
Just a great, happy couple.
Sometimes the most boring things are the most amazing.
A Baltimore Ravens cheerleader says she was dropped from the Super Bowl for gaining less than 2 pounds. She wouldn't be the first woman to get fired because her employers disapproved of her weight.
Love is a battlefield.
A person familiar with the situation says Brown isn't looking to replace the new Secretary of State in the Senate.
Separate your cupcakes from the rest with these two ideas.
Home to Mark Twain, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and ESPN.
No question about it: "I'll Make Love to You" is unabashed left-wing propaganda.
Whoa. Terrible numbers for the premiere of NBC's Jekyll-and-Hyde drama.
These people are alive.
Change is the only constant.
Remarkable before-and-after photos of seedy Times Square and desolate South Bronx — two areas that Koch, who died Friday, took under his mayoral wing in the '70s.
Long live political coverage at CNN. How Jeff Zucker's "out with the old, in with the new" strategy could remake the way the network covers the circus.
Sorry, but your station wagon doesn't need a lift kit.
"I think in honor of black history month, they should add some black emojis. #justsayin"
Clinton set a new record for travel for a Secretary of State. Friday is her last day at the State Department.
She appeared on both Jimmy Kimmel Live and Piers Morgan Tonight and here's what happened.
Search algorithm gets sassy.
It has something to do with privacy, education and who owns twitter? How Jodie Foster of him!
Save the galaxy in style. Mikeasaurus will help you turn a pair of Mary Jane's into custom light-up R2-D2 fashion.
There was always something fishy about it.
It's clear after this week's comments that we need a proud NFL player on the field NOW.
LeBron won't be able to watch the Super Bowl. Poor LeBron.
What's the proper Victorian term for badass? Please secure all top hats and monocles before gunning it.
UPDATE: MTA has released video footage of the water main break. A massive, very photogenic headache for New York commuters. Updates will be posted as they occur.
Rep. Pete King shows up for an old friend facing charges.
This is impressive. And crazy. Crazpressive.
This game is completely G-rated, I swear.
There's no shame in Geraldo's political game. "I'll be here every Friday, until as such time as it's no longer legal."
"I’m now going to teach you a big boy lesson about lawsuits and finance. You ungrateful dog!" Trump recently discovered Mac Miller's "Donald Trump" and has been harassing him on Twitter about it.
Members of the community came together as the Alabama Bunker Hostage Crisis enters its third day.
Bashing the paparazzi is a great way to humblebrag about your totally inconvenient fame. But this can't be the only reason pop stars love singing about them.
Our friends at The Classical should be allowed to write all the Super Bowl ads.
Because even if you don't like football, you're definitely going to want to know who all the hotties are.
Well, if you're asking for a favor.
Your favorite little band just blew up and their new album sucks so bad and everyone loves it.
The country's censorship firewall gets a little taller.
It's so frustrating when you see something you love that costs 1,000x what it actually should.
Liquor companies would if they could.
YEAH, YEAH, DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADYYYY.
She was named Woman of the Year by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals, an all-male group that puts on cross-dressing musicals.
You're not as bad at dancing as you think! Here are some examples of things you would never be caught doing on the floor.
It always comes down to the "unknown substances." And a couple of cherries.
It's on like Alderaan in Go Daddy's new Super Bowl spot. Couple did "45 takes" of kiss.
An attack on the United States embassy in Ankara, Turkey kills a guard and the bomber. NBC is reporting that three are now dead. No one has claimed responsibility, but Kurdish rebels and Islamic militants are active in Turkey.
They're a chance for music's biggest stars to show off their style. Sometimes they get it right, sometimes they don't.
New York's mayor and its mascot.
The state's political class gathered in Washington to drink and speculate about the scandal-scarred Senator. "These are nameless, faceless allegations — you should find out who that is," says Menendez.
The contribution came a month after Hurricane Sandy devastated the East Coast and three weeks after the election was over. The campaign didn't advertise its charity.
How could anyone possibly rather watch a bunch of guys in meggings run around on a field than look at all these adorable puppies, kitty halftime performers, and HEDGEHOG CHEERLEADERS?!
The Senator takes another dig at the man challenging his Senate seat next year. "Perhaps we were too close to Newark."
San Francisco 49ers Who Appeared In An "It Gets Better" Video, Deny Ever Being In An "It Gets Better" Video
But I'm watching the video. You're totally there...
The Republican governor tipped his hat yet again to his unlikely ally. Plus a crack at Cuomo.
For all those folks who love TV but aren't fans of the Ravens or 49ers!
Prepare to be underwhelmed.
Or that's what it seemed like. A word cloud maps it out.
Back in 1992, I made a movie called Groundhog Day.* If you've seen it, which you probably have (it's on TBS 24/7), you will probably love these 12 interesting facts about it.
This clip aired once on the "Oprah" show and was never shown again after. Excuse the VHS marks, this shit is rare!
Droooool. Can we all start wearing our hair like this for the rest of time?
Purity tests were all the rage in the early days of the internet: here's an updated version for more recent sexy innovations.
Fourteen have reportedly died and 80 were injured after the blast.
Can a cat, camel, and porcupine possibly be wrong?
Especially for a grandma!