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An Adult Swiftie Who Loves Her 74-Year-Old Dad's Work Discounts, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got an adult Swiftie, a person who yearns for the past and a British politician who's bad at posting.
Wednesday
The Cooking Lady
The character: @wolffdew, "Cooking Lady," weird opinion-haver
The plot: After sharing a slightly offputting video from a vintage fashion TikToker featuring them filming public reactions with a camera on a selfie stick, this person went on to decry current attire trends, and praised this old-timey aesthetic. And, with some additional scrolling through her profile, it’s clear that the clothes from that time period aren’t the only thing she wants back.
@brendanmurrayy Reaction to vintage style in york with @Brooke_vintage 🖤 #vintagemenswear #vintage #vintagewomen #vintagefashion #publicreaction #reaction #york ♬ You Make Me Feel So Young - Frank Sinatra
I wish this was still the standard.. now people are wearing pajamas outside pic.twitter.com/RmHcnDrP76
— The cooking lady (@wolffdew) December 11, 2024
The repercussion: There’s nothing inherently wrong with enjoying 1950s fashion trends, but we always get the heebie-jeebies from people who overly romanticize it. The rest of the internet similarly got weird vibes all around, and made it known.
Zero confidence or swag, like a child wearing their parents clothing https://t.co/MXoxOgcoFs
— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) December 12, 2024
I don't want the standard to be people wearing dress clothes and then walking with a selfie stick amongst me in public
— PH-OH-ZY (@Pheauzy) December 12, 2024
if that should be the standard, are you gonna pay for me to have clothes like that?
— alli🔜bone marrow transplant (@AlliSinned) December 12, 2024
Pajamas outside > selfie sticks outside
— Ok (@FirstName736928) December 12, 2024
What people wear isn’t your business. Very sorry to break it to you.
— KЯISTINA 🦋(Parody-ish)🦋 (@veyelet_XVII) December 12, 2024
why do people that dress like they’re in Peaky Blinders think they’re above everyone lmao
— Middy Garoppolo (@MiddyGaroppolo) December 12, 2024
You can still dress like this if you want to, no one’s gonna stop you, I’m sorry you want less freedom in America..
— Slacker M (@M1234Slacker) December 12, 2024
Grant Brunner
Friday
Raquel Lynn
The character: Raquel Lyn, Swiftie, discount and employment lover
The plot: Taylor Swift's Eras Tour finally came to an end, which meant that all the hard working people who put it all together, behind-the-scenes and elsewhere, will finally get to take a break. One of those workers however may not. Swift fan Lynn posted about how her dad's Hilton discounts, where he apparently does airport rides, and got her discounts during the tour. And, now that the tour was over, he checked in whether he could pull a plug on his gig. "What did I do to deserve him?" Lynn posted.
Told my dad eras tour is ending and he goes “does that mean I can quit at Hilton now”? This man has been holding down a retirement job at 74 to make sure I got hotel discounts for eras🥹. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE HIM
— raquel lynn 🫶 (@taylor_feed) December 7, 2024
The repercussion: One can only imagine the ire that was directed after learning about a 74-year-old father's part-time gig, and how its benefits helped his daughter. Fans were delighted, and asked if they could tag in for him, while others had a hard time coming to terms with it all.
tell me your bio doesn't say 29 man https://t.co/NVvZjRMrPL
— 💆🏽♂️ (@godspeedbrother) December 8, 2024
your daughter when you're 74 years old and you want to retire https://t.co/q8svixXzwS pic.twitter.com/iKcnAb7om2
— googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date (@irishloubega) December 8, 2024
This girls poor father https://t.co/FeeExDWCSy pic.twitter.com/xETEps4Mab
— harv (@kharve_) December 8, 2024
pic.twitter.com/ivoBvPJHuu https://t.co/GfDUKn726r
— bethany (@kimwexlcrs) December 8, 2024
Adwait Patil
Monday
Lee Anderson
The character: Lee Anderson, UK politician, living in the past
The plot: On the weekend, X user @Jesii_ca_M lamented the “periods, pregnancy and menopause” that women the world over have had to put up with since the beginning of humankind. “What do men have to deal with?” she asked.
Her post received a number of responses, but few were as ridiculous as the one shared by Lee Anderson — member of British right-wing political party Reform UK — who chimed in with the utterly bizarre counter: “Try the Battle of The Somme.”
Try the Battle of The Somme.
— Lee Anderson MP (@LeeAndersonMP_) December 9, 2024
The repercussion: People were quick to point out that the Battle of the Somme took place in 1916, and Anderson wasn’t there — hardly the best example of the hardships the average man has to endure.
https://t.co/PvWnvrvRLE pic.twitter.com/fUcvABbhL8
— 🔸🌲 jack 🍪🔸 (@jacktism_) December 9, 2024
"do anything at the weekend?"
— Aidan James (@mcandidate) December 9, 2024
Lee Anderson: pic.twitter.com/Cn9FGRD4Yb
Sometimes, when I work with a group of men, our cycles synchronise, and we all have to go fight in the Somme on the same days.
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) December 10, 2024
Men are lucky to have technology to help us navigate the modern world. I now use this handy app to track my monthly Somme cycle. pic.twitter.com/DDalZwknB0
— Kevin (@caoimhinof) December 9, 2024
https://t.co/LDitaSlz3i pic.twitter.com/ddKJI1xbLK
— James Baldwin (@jamesbaldwin91) December 9, 2024
For all the men suffering from their monthly Battle of The Somme today, have you tried one paracetamol and a hot water bottle?
— Snowballic Neutralalalalalalalala⛄🎄🎁🎅 (@BradfemlyWalsh) December 9, 2024
If you're late for your monthly The Somme, try not to panic. Stress can often delay historical battles. Should you still not get your The Somme in the next few weeks, consult your Lieutenant General or call 1916.
— Vittoria (@vitt2tsnoc) December 10, 2024
Lee Anderson trying to get to a constituency meeting.
— Mark (@sparkymf86) December 9, 2024
pic.twitter.com/GyFXSRdKyI https://t.co/KAPiIcNVTF
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured a very Freudian tweet, a basketball star sucking up to Musk and some unhinged reactions to a woman's PhD.