Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got GameSpot selling out, Lily Allen admitting to returning her adopted puppy, a cyclist who didn't brake on time, a hustler with no friends and X users concerned for Ludacris's health.
Monday
Colin Yurcisin
The character: Colin Yurcisin entrepreneur, man of routine, robot
The plot: Colin Yurcisin couldn't be more of a stereotype if he tried. He lives in Miami, is an entrepreneur, pays for X and has a hustle culture YouTube channel — a clip from which he recently posted on X. In it, Yurcisin shared the routine that "saved" his life. From red light therapy to private pools, its ticks all of the outrage boxes, and more.
The routine that saved my life pic.twitter.com/3r6juYJCRb
— Colin Yurcisin (@ColinYurcisin) August 26, 2024
The repercussion: While Yurcisin did mention how he turned his life around, bouncing back from debt and bad health, his video was too easy a dunking opportunity for people to pass.
Product manager getting ready to say “no updates” at standup pic.twitter.com/RMkzv7FjNt
— Carl Vellotti (@carlvellotti) August 28, 2024
Product manager getting ready to say “no updates” at standup pic.twitter.com/RMkzv7FjNt
— Carl Vellotti (@carlvellotti) August 28, 2024
https://t.co/GZFBTEoqya pic.twitter.com/PPs2FEeqwU
— addams family stan account 🤰 (librarian) (@NorthernIion_LP) August 30, 2024
the routine that saved my life https://t.co/w5BiPjbBrl pic.twitter.com/TLjRPywYar
— D ☄️ (@dondw4) August 27, 2024
The routine that saved my life https://t.co/OIFSXQlCcM pic.twitter.com/DX3pXA3j4M
— Adam Rehm (@adamrehm) August 28, 2024
Adwait Patil
Wednesday
Milwaukee cyclist
The character: Milwaukee cyclist, stormrider, all gas no brakes
The plot: Thunderstorms hit Milwaukee earlier this week, and AccuWeather captured footage of a tree crashing down on a residential street. While things like that happen frequently during such weather, AccuWeather's video also captured an unfortunate cyclist who biked straight into the mess. The cyclist was okay, but netizens weren't.
Dramatic video captured the moment a tree came crashing down and nearly hit a cyclist as thunderstorms hit Milwaukee on Tuesday. The cyclist was okay. pic.twitter.com/BHGwgdhWZO
— AccuWeather (@accuweather) August 28, 2024
The repercussion: Everyone has opinions on biking, and it's usually a binary — they're bad, or they're good — but this poor soul was able to unify people across the aisle. The video had everyone wondering: was there enough time to pump the brakes?
Cyclists simply won't give way. Even if it means cycling straight into a tree.
— Lodewyk van der Westhuizen (@itsmelodewyk) August 28, 2024
Sorry bro that insurance claim is 100% going to be rejected.
— Michael J. Miraflor (@michaelmiraflor) August 28, 2024
w--why didn't he stop https://t.co/Dh61GvAOUU
— sam. (@sammwichh) August 28, 2024
People over 25 trying to react to Drive Impact: https://t.co/MUAUnbyOr7
— Ultima - Sajam Slammin' (@UltimaShadowX) August 29, 2024
Adwait Patil
Tuesday
GameSpot
The character: GameSpot, video game news and reviews site, advertiser board
The plot: Journalistic integrity should be the number one priority for any respectable news outlet. For a website that focuses on reviewing and critiquing video games, allowing the companies behind those products to influence banner ads or commercials should be an absolute no-go. The two cannot be intertwined in any way, or else all credibility is lost and you just become PR for mega corporations. A mouthpiece.
So, with that in mind, let's take a look at the GameSpot X account...
hey idk advertising department this might be a bit too much if u ask me! pic.twitter.com/Xy4Mphhk3J
— ⚰️ (@metallicaisrad) August 27, 2024
The repercussion: GameSpot nakedly and embarrassingly sold out hardcore to gaming company Blizzard, and got paid to sell "World of Warcraft," which compromises the upcoming review of the new expansion. Galling, gross, unethical and totally pathetic of GameSpot to kowtow to sponsors over actual writers and their readers.
GameSpot has always been pretty bad for this sorta ad, but this is insanely gross. If it wasn't for the handle/@ you couldn't know this was their profile and accidentally think you were on WoW's page https://t.co/TDyNQ4jB7k
— Jay 🏳️⚧️ @ Home (@Electrocutie_) August 27, 2024
people gave us so much shit at GI saying we sold our covers (we didn't) and yet other outlets sell official merch for the properties they cover and do shit like this i don't get it man guess i am just old fashioned but i don't think you should do these things but what can ya do
— ⚰️ (@metallicaisrad) August 27, 2024
They don't even say it's a paid ad pic.twitter.com/JtGtajrUvk
— Forest Lassman (@ForestLassman) August 27, 2024
There is no way the review won't be seen as extremely compromised by the general audience at this point, even if it's not. They're preloading a credibility hit to whatever reviewer gets assigned the expansion.
— clemintyne (@ColinMKL) August 27, 2024
You'll see more of this on the legacy sites as desperate commercial teams seek new rev opps. Demand for display (the ads cluttering up your daily reads) at all time lows, and the money's gotta come from somewhere. Does it sit right with me? No, but I know how it happened and why https://t.co/fkH9CBHMIa
— David Smith would like a job please (@RhunWords) August 27, 2024
This will always remind me of the Kane and Lynch VS Jeff Gerstman thing that happened at... *checks notes*. Oh. Right. Gamespot.
— Edu (@eduardolsd) August 27, 2024
good notes from @mgoldstein about why this is objectively very bad https://t.co/03gD26gyim pic.twitter.com/3iVyZHsf61
— ⚰️ (@metallicaisrad) August 27, 2024
Jared Russo
Thursday
Lily Allen
The character: Lily Allen, pop star, former dog owner
The plot: Earlier this month, Lily Allen confessed on her podcast that she returned an adopted pet dog after it tore up some valuables (her family's passports.) Of course, she also goes went on to say that her family is preparing to adopt another dog.
Lily Allen reveals she got rid of her dog after it cost her a fortune by eating her and her children's passports and visas - which also prevented the kids seeing their father for months https://t.co/zhCVvRDGAt
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) August 22, 2024
This has shades of Lena Dunham's Lamby ordeal, and it's no surprise that people are unhappy that someone with a lot of resources would simply get rid of a dog because it's a hassle.
Allen has taken to X to further explain herself, but it hasn't done much to calm her critics.
"We tried very hard and for a very long time but the passports were the straw that broke the camels back"
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) August 25, 2024
This is the part of the podcast that the tabloids decided not to quote in their articles about me "dumping my puppy"
People have been furiously reacting to a deliberately…
The repercussion: While it's true that the Daily Mail is known for stirring up controversy just for clicks, and some people have sympathy for the "not a good fit" argument that Allen gives, the majority of responses are still very critical of her for leaving vital documents like a passport where a puppy could reach.
None of this essay changes the fact that you were irresponsible enough to leave not one but THREE passports in an unsafe space for your dog to eat https://t.co/aB2j33ikQ1
— dan 🫶🏼 coup de grâce era (@dantheestan) August 25, 2024
https://t.co/aMQQoRVoPA pic.twitter.com/ayTVdfwTz2
— kendra! (@hrryycinema) August 25, 2024
https://t.co/W0BrvqrARY pic.twitter.com/sd5H09WTol
— Chłoddy (@OfSymbols) August 25, 2024
mind you she volunteered that information on HER OWN PODCAST and laughed about abandoning a perfectly innocent dog and is now comparing herself to victims of the UK racist riots 😭😭😭 girl shut up https://t.co/jUOvZxmFdw
— Rebecca Osias 🦋 (@rebeccaosias) August 25, 2024
Dogs when Lily Allen approaches them pic.twitter.com/BX2s6hMOFd
— Kevin (@caoimhinof) August 24, 2024
"which also prevented the kids seeing their father for months"
— democracycoma (@democracycoma1_) August 22, 2024
That sounds more of a father thing than a dog thing.
If ever you needed confirmation that Lily Allen is a truly awful human being it’s her getting rid of her dog because her own stupidity meant she left passports in a place that the dog could get to them https://t.co/97M5QPM5iM
— Michael Lavelle (@mikelavelle93) August 22, 2024
Lily Allen is all that’s wrong with the world, got a puppy, used it for likes on instagram and then sent it back to the home because it chewed up her family passports that she left within its reach. Hopefully this pup found someone who deserves her. pic.twitter.com/YmzMghZr4D
— Fergie Golden (@GoldenFerg963) August 22, 2024
Meet Oscar. He ate a dining chair & broke 2 TV controls. He ripped his bedding, & waged war on our Dyson. He tore up our back garden, several shrubs, & the sprinklers. Last Xmas, he nicked his presents from under the tree & killed Santa.
— ©️HELLE 🇮🇪 (@Che11eOfIreland) August 22, 2024
Lily Allen, he's family - not disposable. pic.twitter.com/Gny9KQJlz4
Grant Brunner
Monday
Ludacris
The character: Ludacris, rapper, actor, reckless sipper
The plot: Earlier this week, rapper Ludacris shared a video of himself drinking water straight from a glacier in Alaska.
"I've never tasted fresh, glacial water ever in my life, and this is a first," he said, before dipping his water bottle into a pool of melted glacier and drinking from it.
@ludacrisdtp Water 💧 So Good It Tastes Like GOD Made It. Well, Because He Did 🙏🏾 ❄️
♬ original sound - Ludacris
The repercussion: Most of the people responding to Ludacris's video were concerned that he might have imbibed some deadly, prehistoric virus lurking in the ice, while others simply made fun of the outfit he chose to wear on a glacier hike.
For those of you who are worried about Ludacris's health, though, fear not: a scientist has said he'll be "totally fine.".
……how long ago did he shoot this and have we been monitoring him? https://t.co/ovCD3gp0do
— O’Shea Jackson Jr (@OsheaJacksonJr) August 26, 2024
https://t.co/Iiax55YoHK pic.twitter.com/RnTmwonUU2
— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) August 26, 2024
Ludacris after drinking that pic.twitter.com/TV1f5VZeb4
— Musso (@Mac_Musso) August 26, 2024
Has he not heard about all the crazy primeval worms and bacteria that defrost from those things? This behaviour is laughably irresponsible, so foolish as to be amusing. There's a word to describe it, but it's not coming to me. https://t.co/ePkXcHaeuh
— Connie (@iamthedunce) August 26, 2024
Luda on his way back to the plane https://t.co/xDHUU15eC0 pic.twitter.com/Dkk3UOVg1N
— Sofia Coppium (@indianloonie) August 26, 2024
why he dressed like he teleported there.......
— Nandemoii-SAMA🥷🏾 (@nandemoiisama) August 26, 2024
Glacier hiking in this outfit is fucking hilarious https://t.co/lK4sU0THh3
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) August 26, 2024
https://t.co/DTV3dh7A9x pic.twitter.com/01FPdLRbJZ
— Geechi ⏯️ (@ThatDakari) August 29, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured Donald Trump faking Swiftie support, Michael Caine's typo, a divorcee oversharing online, a bad tipper, an unhelpful husband and Francis Ford Coppola's controversial new movie trailer.
[Image credit: @ludacrisdtp]