It's always the fourth shot you regret, but leading up to then we can all start some drama by saying things we really shouldn't. What happens when everybody sobers up the next day, though, and still remembers your stupid drunken confession?

Reddit user u/Exhausted_Skeleton asked the internet to share the booze-fueled admissions they can remember, and damn is it incriminating. With over a thousand comments in just a few hours, maybe it's time to stop splitting ride shares on the way home from the bar.

What’s something someone told you while drunk you wished they hadn’t?
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Here are seven of the craziest drunk confessions we bet the other person wishes everyone would forget. Well, here it is on the internet forever.

The 'Parent Trap' sequel nobody wanted

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'War is hell'

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Where did I put that pink slip?

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It's a dark, messed up world after all

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That's one way to breakup

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That's some heavy stuff

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It's like a bad version of 'Lady Marmalade'

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Call the police

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Via Exhausted_Skeleton.

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