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A Guy Celebrating His Girlfriend's IUD, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
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Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got someone asking about life at 25, x and a controversial tweet about birth control.
Wednesday
Susan Alexandra
The character: Susan Alexandra, business owner, dog owner, bad samaritan
The plot: Jewelry designer Alexandra recently appeared on the popular social media series "Subway Takes", where she explained why she thinks dogs should be allowed in whichever public spaces babies are.
DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERYWHERE BABIES ARE ALLOWED pic.twitter.com/cxe3We2srn
— SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma (@SubwayTakes) January 29, 2025
To his credit, show host Kareem Raha did reject the take, but you can imagine what kind of responses this birthed once it was shared to X.
The repercussion: The tried and tested formula of "public transit + the right hot take" always generates tons of discourse — and the idea of putting dogs next to babies on the social scale, allowing them in theaters, grocery stores and beyond, was hot enough for even some dog owners to chime in.
This woman has done more for my movement than I ever could. She has shown New Yorkers the true face of the Dog Owner, and it is cold and inhuman…almost cyborg-like. https://t.co/pxE79mLn2e
— willy 🌜💧 (@willystaley) January 30, 2025
Then I'll take all 7 of my cats to a movie. Even some chickens as well.
— Rick (@SlickRick00666) January 30, 2025
the reason dogs aren’t allowed everywhere babies are isn’t that movie theater owners somehow haven’t realized that a little dog sleeping quietly in a purse is less disruptive than a screaming baby. it’s because babies are human beings https://t.co/khvaY1r5Xc
— multitude🔻container (@lllliatttt) January 30, 2025
No 🫶🏼
— quost malone🌶 (@bbellaaaa) January 30, 2025
Stop bringing your (non service) dogs into restaurants, bars, grocery stores, etc where it’s literally a health code violation https://t.co/kK2TmwnPFR
these people are so fucking annoying lol. has anyone ever been mauled by a baby. do people commonly have severe allergies to babies. do babies routinely do their shitting and pissing on the ground https://t.co/ZdQQqL0DlL
— SLUG (@generalslug) January 30, 2025
I got ripped to shreds the first time I said people who believe this are antisocial freaks but I’ll say it again! If you believe human babies and pets are comparable you’re a weirdo! https://t.co/fQgqbzW0dN
— charlotte (@femaleuncle) January 30, 2025
I think the idea that you should be able to bring your barking dog everywhere, watch TikToks max volume on public transit, take FaceTime calls that everyone has to listen to, etc etc is all part of a weird, narcissistic, deeply American deterioration of the social fabric https://t.co/iDYVzSRg68
— Jack Califano (@jackcalifano) January 30, 2025
How is it that cat people got the bad reps when dog people are out here being this annoying? https://t.co/wT8zB7j4Ox
— Mads (@madisons_mad) January 30, 2025
Adwait Patil
Sunday
@redpandafan001
The character: @redpandafan001, 24-year-old person, inquisitive mind
The plot: This person asked a fairly simple question about whether or not turning one year older will improve their life, and ended up on the business end of X virality. Considering how abhorrent the behavior usually has to be to make it to Main Character status, this post is confusingly mild.
does it get better at 25
— mars (@redpandafan001) January 26, 2025
The repercussion: Unfortunately, the answer to the question is "No, things don't meaningfully improve at age 25" — but that wasn't enough to stop a deluge of replies. RIP your notifications, @redpandafan001, and happy (eventual) birthday.
u just have to become stronger im sorry https://t.co/eUkhcGbU6V
— jeff 🙂 (@noxheav3n) January 26, 2025
https://t.co/eKfnCqhQt3 pic.twitter.com/JsW0WCTnSN
— Bassie 𐚁 (@BassieLastrassi) January 27, 2025
You hit 27 and realised there is something below rock bottom https://t.co/uaiOB2Bqez
— Santa Claat (@khanodesu) January 28, 2025
https://t.co/4cINzBluZ5 pic.twitter.com/ITOqxHFunR
— Tour Life Mauie 🍍💰 (@mechanicvlmoney) January 27, 2025
I’m convinced 25-30 are the real struggle years https://t.co/TiQXyz1iDq
— Saiyada (@Saiyada_s) January 27, 2025
well no https://t.co/UPauhyUfDC pic.twitter.com/LLLGFGCnaf
— andrea from paramore🖤 (@colormeandrea) January 27, 2025
https://t.co/e4TxfIK2UI pic.twitter.com/M1jVFJPhzW
— Shuri 🦄 (@Ms_Stephberry) January 29, 2025
not a clue 😭
— mars (@redpandafan001) January 27, 2025
Grant Brunner
Friday
Adam Kessel
The character: X user, guy whose roommate's girlfriend just got an IUD
The plot: Last week, someone called Adam Kessel tweeted "Roommate's girl got an IUD, safe to say he's pretty excited," along with a photo of (presumably) said roommate doing a celebratory jump in the air.
Roommates girl got an iud, safe to say he’s pretty excited pic.twitter.com/K0Dgv6JWBJ
— Adam Kessel (@Adam_Kessel1) January 24, 2025
The repercussion: The many responses to this post were mixed. Some were uncomfortable or even angry at the sight of a man celebrating his girlfriend going on one of the more invasive, often uncomfortable, forms of birth control — while others argued that a woman having the freedom to take charge of her reproductive health is only a good thing.
Is this a safe enough space to say I find this deeply off-putting on a gut level https://t.co/txruqRkjE4
— 🖤 Sophia 🖤 (@Richard_Vixen) January 25, 2025
not against iuds but i am against men celebrating women’s pain so they can ejaculate irresponsibly and keep being selfish cunts https://t.co/f4bUVJwQwN
— gloom || 🍊🍉 (@gloomf1y) January 25, 2025
can’t believe I’m about to defend this guy against the discourse. It’s okay to be excited that you can have safer, more comfortable sex thanks to the modern marvel of an IUD. Guy’s girlfriend is probably excited too https://t.co/UhsQ3DT6jg
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) January 26, 2025
the people mad about this pic.twitter.com/RvhYA9U8TM
— chrissy 🥀 (@chrissyxchi) January 27, 2025
I couldn’t walk for a week after I got my cervix dilated twice and a metal instrument shoved into my uterus with no anesthesia but i’m happy he doesn’t have to wear a condom anymore or whatever
— manic pixels (@manicpixeldg) January 26, 2025
you guys are acting like she got an iud at gunpoint https://t.co/NJJtZzYhZD
— carl marks (@lethalrejection) January 26, 2025
I love my IUD but if I went online and saw a guy I was fucking posted this I would rip it out with my bare hands and leave it in his bed like the horse head from The Godfather https://t.co/9cwjXr9hJ5
— Matilda ♋︎ (@matildae22) January 26, 2025
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured a man who finds fatherhood boring, a tone-deaf comment from Coldplay's frontman and Bryan Johnson's weirdest tweet yet.