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[–]businessmantis 798 points799 points  (24 children)

Toddler hides behind the couch.

Me: Are you pooping right now?

Toddler: Go away!

[–]skinnah 343 points344 points  (8 children)

grunting sounds

[–]Kmaloetascan't meme 113 points114 points  (4 children)

Thinking real hard noises.

[–]AlecHazardiwrestledabeartwice 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Farting noises

[–]yilo38Thank you mods, very cool! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What the fuck?

[–]mediumrarefurry13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fucking weirdo

[–]Accomplished_Treat56 18 points19 points  (0 children)

~slight reddening of face~

[–]100_percent_a_bot 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Neighbors kid once complained that I peed his pants

For the record, I didn't

[–]invisisaurus 87 points88 points  (1 child)

the first ever sleepover i went to the fucking kid whose parents were hosting said party claimed i peed in his sleeping bag.

the parents were also the "my precious angel does nothing wrong ever" types so they actually shamed me in front of the other kids but even the other kids knew it was complete bullshit.

years later i still get irrationally mad about that.

[–]funky555Thank you mods, very cool! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I will shit your pants

[–]CaptainSmackJerro 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Idk man... you could be a bot programmed to pee other peoples pants.

[–]agentofmidgard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother would say that it was sweat

[–]TheKiwiTimeLord 80 points81 points  (1 child)

For us its "Getowt!"

[–]N0_Tr3bbl3 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's still what I say when someone walks in while I'm popping and I'm an adult.

[–]ReverseDemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My cousin used to do this when she was a toddler while making a terribly funny face. No one in the house could help because they literally rofl.

[–]Churchvanpapi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real troll under the bridge vibes, for sure.

[–]Thickas2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I apparently did exactly this as a small child.

[–]Doyoumine510 445 points446 points  (59 children)

Modern “fashion” is what Tim Burton’s brain looks like

[–]BarklyWooves 136 points137 points  (52 children)

Haute couture shows are art shows. It's not meant to be actual streetwear.

[–]Doyoumine510 123 points124 points  (4 children)

Ok then, I have a new statement. Art is weird

[–]Siegfoult 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Yeah! What were they thinking!?

goes back to perusing tentacle hentai

[–]AdonisTheDragon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My man 😎

[–]BearsGetRekt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found Kurt Eichenwalds reddit account

[–]BarklyWooves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree with that statement

[–]QurantineLean 12 points13 points  (12 children)

This is art? Sheesh.

[–]Actual_Misanthrope 13 points14 points  (0 children)

More like fart. Hence the puffy pants. Putting the p u in puffy.

[–]BarklyWooves 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Yeah. Whether /u/QuarantineLean like something or not isn't really the standardized test used to determine whether something is art.

[–]QurantineLean 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Okay /u/BarklyWooves please tell me why this is art. This is high society garbage.

[–]The_ranting_spider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Art doesn’t mean good. It’s subjective.

It’s like an IPA, people pretend they taste good because getting caught with something that is actually palpable means you are uncultured.

However, there is always that one guy that actually does love it. He enjoys the taste of Pine Sol.

[–]N0_Tr3bbl3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Art can be terrible. Not all art is good art.

This is a great example of terrible art.

[–]BarklyWooves 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It's literal - something produced for creative purposes instead of utilitility utility.

You'd still call a drawing a drawing because someone drew something, regardless of the artist's skill, ability to execute on the idea, or it's critical reception.

[–]_StingraySam_ 16 points17 points  (24 children)

It’s bad art lmao. It’s all just signaling to prove how appreciators of haute couture are so sophisticated because they get it and you don’t.

[–]icantsurf 17 points18 points  (23 children)

This just reeks of insecurity. Reducing something to how it makes you feel lmao. I guess everyone involved are just dummies and you're the one who's much more sophisticated than them.

[–]ChubbyBunny2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Narrator: he thought he had something important to say. He did not.

[–]_StingraySam_ 4 points5 points  (21 children)

I’m sorry, reducing art to how it makes you feel is a problem? Tell me what’s so great about this fit? 95% of runway shows are crap. It’s the same recycled references and minor twists or half baked ideas.

[–]redditorsArentPeople 7 points8 points  (7 children)

this fit

it’s not supposed to be an outfit, it’s about the ideas, materials, and work that went into making the pieces

[–]_StingraySam_ 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Oh yes how innovative, polyester and latex, together? A boxy cropped top and voluminous bottom that obscures the silhouette. What a statement! turning this into haute couture? How thoughtful.

99% of art created is not good. Just because this happens to be exhibited in front of a sophisticated audience in Paris does not make it all suddenly great. Think about how many fashion shows have happened in the past 10 years versus how many of those were genuinely impactful and enduring. No question that haute corture is worthy of consideration as art (though it is particularly dominated by conspicuous consumption and consumerism), but that does not make all haute corture good art.

[–]redditorsArentPeople 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’m not saying it’s good art, i’m saying you have no idea what you’re talking about and you’re severely missing the point.

how many of those were genuinely impactful

if you knew anything about fashion you would know

[–]InternetSpelunker1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Dunning Kruger effect much?

[–]_StingraySam_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Stfu, u read a Wikipedia page and now you see a comment from someone who is clearly not an expert and think to yourself “finally it’s time to deploy this ultra cunning display of my rhetorical knowledge.”

Yeah I didn’t study fashion in Glasgow or art history at Harvard. reddit surely suffers from this singular egregious instance of someone speaking about a topic outside of their domain expertise. We best just wait for a PhD to take a break from their busy schedule so that they can weigh in and settle the matter.

[–]BarklyWooves 5 points6 points  (5 children)

90% of everything is crap. 90% of sci fi novels, of stand up comedians, firearms, cars, movies, and yes even fashion shows.

[–]_StingraySam_ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

So why is this crap so deserving of defense? I don’t see many redditors coming out of the woodwork to defend scyfy straight to TV movies.

[–]BarklyWooves 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm not defending it as an art piece, I'm pointing out that it is one. Measuring it based off whether someone would use it as regular clothing is a strange metric to judge it by.

Bicycles are terrible cars, but they're also not trying to be cars. If someone came up to you saying your bike is a terrible car, you'd think that person doesn't know what a bike is.

[–]HoshPoshMosh 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So you're saying you'd like to see something weirder than this?

[–]BarklyWooves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sure would

[–]_StingraySam_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to see something that evokes more than an eye roll.

[–]icantsurf 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Reducing people is the problem. You obviously don't understand it, that's okay I don't either, but instead of just letting people like things you insert your own emotions and assumptions onto the people in the scene.

[–]_StingraySam_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No, I’m confident that I’m at least partially right. People, their artistic pursuits, and their consumption of them are not immune to criticism. Fashion, haute corture or otherwise, is strongly orientated towards conspicuous consumption and class signaling. But yeah just

✧・゚: ✧・゚: let people enjoy stuff :・゚✧:・゚✧

[–]icantsurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I’m confident that I’m at least partially right

I have no doubt.

[–]sygmathedefiled 6 points7 points  (6 children)

It’s amazing what crap passes for art these days.

Like for real. Dude looks like an inflatable toilet seat from the waist down

[–]ProcessMeMrHinkie 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He's an erect penis - legs are testicles jacket is sheath head is head. I swear, every time I see this type of fashion it's made by some designer fixated on genitalia.

[–]sygmathedefiled 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And it’s ‘art’ just because it look ridiculous? Like wutttttt

[–]ProcessMeMrHinkie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just pushing the boundaries of cultural norms dude, bro. So controversial, much wow 👏 He's so open and comfortable about his sexual desire that he has become "the dick."

[–]Sawses 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Smooth as a dinner plate?

[–]GalaxyOmen_2020memer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Smooth as my brain

[–]VirgenRosebrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s like nothings different just saying legends

[–]angryboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme is my life right now.

[–]DiscriminatoryRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your comment! You can read it two ways and still find it funny. (Contrary to how it seems, I am a Burton fan.)

[–]HotlineMiami1234 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Puma pants

[–]redditDownvotetest 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Baha I get it

[–]WilliamCurtis11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello, if you’re likely to get stoned.

[–]letsjakeonit 231 points232 points  (7 children)

Look! A walking nut sack

[–]xDXxAscending 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Wasn't there an Aladdin picture about that.

[–]letsjakeonit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good call!

[–]letsjakeonit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, this dude definitely has Prince Ali vibes

[–]Smoking_Chills_99https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This comment right here officer

[–]Aerodrache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine if he sat down and crossed his legs.

[–]Biscuit_sticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen a walking bowling pin before

[–]japadobo 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Man's got big balls

[–]skinnah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've got the biggest balls of them all

[–]corrupt_king06 24 points25 points  (1 child)

This is so dumb but I can’t stop laughing

[–]particle_sailor 81 points82 points  (3 children)

No mother I did not poop I shoved chocolate down my trousers would you care for a bite

[–]Sc0lI0sIsProfessional Dumbass 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Yes thank you very much

[–]videogqmesPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 4 points5 points  (1 child)

C H O M P

[–]bobislol1 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It's like half of baymax.

[–]Galienuus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Baymax while he’s on lower battery

[–]BarklyWooves 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Guy dresses like Aladdin

[–]Value_Of_X 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You can smell it from a mile away too

[–]ClockNo4364 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No solid loafs in the D-pants!

[–]cobalt_blue_22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Another fine invention from Cinco!

[–]ImSoCauZtiK 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like machine gun smelly

[–]Amyx231Mods Are Nice People 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Actually, that’s what daddy’s bags looked like before the baby batter got egged.

[–]ASpitefulCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an interesting way to phrase “fat nut before cum cum”

[–]agent20199845 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is with fasson

[–]loveforwild 21 points22 points  (11 children)

I could never go to one of these "fashion" shows. I would be pointing and laughing my ass off. Who the fk would wear this in public??

[–]BarklyWooves 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Do you walk into a museum of modern art, point out the 20ft tall curved piece of steel that weighs thousands of pounds, and laugh your ass off about who the fuck would put that on their coffee table?

[–]Yeeshh_1490can't meme 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]Invalleria 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, I was in a middle school art club and we went to a gallery for a visit.

We all somehow ended up in a mood where everything makes you laugh. Like we were drunk or high without a single drop of any substance.

Looking at random paintings and descriptions, and just laughing our asses off. Lucky to not get kicked out, but it was a hella great day.

[–]_StingraySam_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Because this is so clearly innovative, and interesting and has something to say that it belongs in a museum. On par with a Rothko or pollock really.

[–]Sardorim 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They aren't for wearing like that.

You don't understand the point of these shows.

[–]czook 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I sure don't and I'm not ashamed of that at all.

[–]HoshPoshMosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't be ashamed, but it's kinda silly to be proud of not understanding it like many here seem to.

[–]ChubbyBunny2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your avatar has blue hair. Simmer down.

[–]Autobot_Grapple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My boi with them SCROTUM PANTS

[–]yourmomisglutenfree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for nothing, and everything, the internet.

[–]skalp69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw that man getting off his bike. He was a total dick with his red helmet

[–]Caligula404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d hate to pop it with a pin. The utter smell that would come out.....

[–]Constable306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not how you do leg day.

[–]TOTEMBOl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This picture instantly sent me into an existential crisis/panic attack

[–]Antidoc87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that’s why Aladdin’s pants are like that

[–]X6_Gorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern day Aladdin

[–]KingOfStupidThigs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

this guy looks like a dick with balls

[–]ovu1231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dat guy looks like he acts like a dick all the time

[–]NeelDesai10 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Isn't more like urine than poop?

[–]Invalleria 0 points1 point  (4 children)

With toddlers? Both.

[–]DarkNight9sX 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It’s a state of matter called “Toddleric fluid”

[–]Invalleria 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Plus, they've somehow obtained the 'projectile vomit' ability too.

[–]NeelDesai10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Level 3 - Carsegenic Fart

[–]saposetentahpta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aladdin is you?

[–]jogjune 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I remember pooping in the bathtub as a kid

[–]r3dd1tRUE 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My toddler did that a few times.. Playing with it & exclaiming about how it floats. Ugh.

[–]agent20199845 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I just thought of a clown while looking at this

[–]Reeqeromasatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i lost it at the swiffer

[–]pieceofurmom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

D R I P

[–]YoBoiNJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, kaprisun. (Craps aggressively)

[–]Elfiziancie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's why Aladdin looks like that

[–]Jermules 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Piss poor design

[–]NadineSerrato60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before a game: eating the same zinger

[–]AprilBoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a widdle not a poo 💩

[–]KrayKaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the invisible friend want to tell the truth

[–]beanerbou420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Cloud Strife

[–]ClassiestDegenerate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl imo that shit looks good

[–]Hi_Tony[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is also what it feels like when you let one of those hot slow farts out.

[–]signgorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Majin buu lookin ass

[–]steebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He remembered that his D Pants are not for solid loafs

[–]whooshmeifgae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a very shitty meme .

[–]sachin249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t poop i pee.....

[–]Ecstatic_Hunter_Forever alone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I cant look at this in the same way

[–]Butt_FluteBig ol' bacon buttsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s tarkin in the bad batch

[–]deetz_incarnate[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true.

[–]ree34-5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man has some big balls

[–]timeh2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

were they inspired by aladin?

[–]poopspirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of pants store poop???

[–]DeadTins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+pee

[–]Simple-Restaurant-43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His legs are exchanged with his ass

[–]KentuckyFriedEel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those pants look like cartoon udders

[–]Lost-Bee-7507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are a ripoff of Cinco D-Pants

[–]Mystery_Meat_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy baymax isn't real, he can't hurt you

Sexy baymax:

[–]Dantes232memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He be a walking pillar

[–]bruhfin_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I piss

[–]Ruzand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to open up your legs to even walk properly

[–]RuthLala71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What’s the wholesome award

[–]MGMBSC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elephantitis

[–]bangbison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my way to tell mom I pooped myself at 4am

[–]RickMccarthy50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i lost it at the end of every sentence

[–]Forsaken-Souls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those pants.. are beautiful

[–]drymopfirst 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.

[–]megabit10[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need for a sniff test... The whole house is already a gas chamber.

[–]Sherief_Wooday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He built like the ceramic penis sculpture from Clockwork Orange

[–]matmat1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the lick test

[–]Doopadaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s the one in the corner?

[–]HunkAlarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the involuntary sniff test confirmation upon entering the same room as ol’ poopy pants...

[–]NoodleSnifflememer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh when I was 5yrs old I remember my uncle visited me, I woke up and felt shit falling down from my pjs

[–]Els_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of an episode of South Park or someone fucked up leg day

[–]GDHeadShot72YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add the union hat and the look is finished

[–]iamcnicole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the lie? lol

[–]trhb6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it looks like he is wearing a nutsack

[–]d34th_fr0m_4b0v3[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the Billy Connolly gag about incontinence pants.

[–]Clashboy15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah you gotta do the taste test

[–]Zonnetje2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He lookin like baymax from big hero six

[–]WizardsOf12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like baymax meets bell bottoms

[–]austriaDiamolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you find photos like that?😂

[–]Subberguy101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait this is a real image and not some 3D rendering someone did for fun?

[–]Pippi_Holeinstocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smooth as eggs!

[–]KushBlazer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro needs lasix

[–]GateUnited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a good thing when you can poo like that

[–]Snoo_Epiphanies801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nut sack pants on knit sock net stack hipster.

[–]DRbrtsn60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pants to shoplift milk.

[–]DudleyStafford92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this is our driver's license test.

[–]dkafr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe nuts

[–]gusvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What my little sister does is of course to say “no,” then proceed to run away

[–]Dumble_Dorito Karmawhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a taste test

[–]HazyPuffz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How stylish

[–]or0chimaru13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣