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[–]360walkaway 427 points428 points  (20 children)

No way I could have him... would be too paranoid about stepping on him.

[–]SimonToTheRescue 168 points169 points  (7 children)

Maybe you could put him in a hamster ball.

[–]SemenOnYourCarHandle 95 points96 points  (3 children)

then when he grows up and is 45 pounds still trying to get in the hamster ball you can post it on reddit for those sweet points!

[–]-Luis_P- 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I see you are a business man

[–]BananaLaughyTaughy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tis obvious!

[–]NoneHaveSufferedAsI 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You can take him on walks guiding him with a hockey stick

[–]ArmstrongTREX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am holding back my laugh so that I don’t wake up my family. 😂

[–]odhali1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spot on but shame on you 🤣😂

[–]LandscapeNo9103 17 points18 points  (1 child)

fun fact: blu is actually holding the human's foot down

[–]PhthaloVonLangborste 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Illegally smol

[–]Alarid 8 points9 points  (2 children)

They learn quickly to move out of the way but it's always after one accident that makes you cry real hard out of guilt.

[–]PammyFromShirtTales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My baby at 6 weeks, Blackberry Tour for scale

I felt the same way when he was tiny and I was sure one of my brothers were going to end up stepping on and killing him. He turns 10 years old this year and he's currently staring at me sadly because I'm eating cheese and he wants it.

My experience is, when they are this small their enormous personalities keep you from stepping on them.

[–]giverofnofucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think that would hurt him, his foot is as big as a dog!

[–]WangDoodleTrifecta 299 points300 points  (10 children)

You’re my boy Blu

[–]Best_Meeting2116 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind.

[–]saricdaniel4 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same oooold sooong, just a drop of water in an endless sea

[–]gloriousjohnson 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Blu! How come there’s no ice in my lemonade! Drop and give me 10! Now!

[–]Wdrussell1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have heard this every time i get introduced to a new person...

[–]jgulliver75 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Came here to say that

[–]Odd_Reflection_94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

is that will ferrell's foot?

[–]PhthaloVonLangborste 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You tap his tooth and your connected.

[–]Chuck-Bush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahh beat me to it

[–]ganer13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

came here for this reply

[–]JNSStudios_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question is where does he hide his clues?

[–]StringlessKite420 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Hi Blu!

[–]existentialblu 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Hi?

[–]maxverse 6 points7 points  (2 children)

WHOSAGOODBOYYY

[–]existentialblu 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not me, that's for sure.

[–]maxverse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!

[–]expansiveraccoon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

hello, Blu :)

[–]Dogeisthebest07 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So cute and so small

[–]smashlyy 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Yesss - Brooks 👻

[–]close_thelid_grillme 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Nobody will ever be able to say no that face!

[–]Embarrassed-Shirt908 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He's practicing his human mind control

[–]ArmstrongTREX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And it is extremely effective on me.

[–]in_the_village 16 points17 points  (0 children)

hello blu i love u

[–]goldbondingtime 12 points13 points  (2 children)

“Well...I guess I’m staying in this chair with my foot in this exact position for as long as he wants.”

Find myself thinking this often in these situations.

[–]ElectricTurtlez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can’t count the times my legs have fallen asleep because I didn’t want to disturb one of my dogs or cats.

[–]Wdrussell1 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Random stranger. You will never understand how much this is hilarious to me and likely will never really know. But me and that dog.....have the same name.

[–]Penetraytion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’re my boy blu

[–]SmokeyGreenEyes 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Blu is a dope name... canine or human..

[–]ArmstrongTREX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the last name is not Cheese. :|

[–]IWantAllTheDogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try having a common dog and cat name. I’ve only ever heard of two other people with my name, but have met dozens of pets. When I would go trick-or-treating every year a least two people would ask for my name, only to respond with “that’s my dogs name!”

[–]CanadianChaos420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hello tiny Blu

[–]Betseybutwhy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi Blu - may you have many happy kind and gentle days ahead

[–]Just_an_ordinary_man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Betcha five dollars he's a good dog too...

[–]thefaintinggoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, I'm wearing the same exact sneakers right now.

[–]Kittkatt598 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I showed my fiance this and she went "what the fuck is that??" Was quiet for like five minutes, then very quietly went "why is Blu so smol????"

[–]Third_Legolas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Always lotion your ankles. Ya never know when it’s your time to shine. Cute pup

[–]WoobyWiott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hello Blu!

[–]birdofparadise1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs a lap to sit on.

[–]TheKingOfDub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and you and a dog named Blu

[–]bayonet01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He smoll. He's perfect. I love him.

[–]AgathaM 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What kind of doggie is he? He's got beagle coloring, but he isn't a beagle.

[–]SaebraK 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dachshund! With a blue and tan piebald coat.

[–]Bludabadii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, hello there, cutie.

[–]1thatisnttaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So adorable!

[–]cheeseboy66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hello Blu!!!

[–]lohad2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby Blu

[–]420bossgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hello little buddy Blu! Hope you have an pawsome and long life!

[–]victim80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must pet smol puppy

[–]NotDaveBut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hemlo teeneh tineh puppeh

[–]Lucas-Spence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, Blu :)

[–]mmj_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hello Blu :)

[–]JUSTKIDDING205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun sized cuteness overload

[–]mgnjhnns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So teeny!!!

[–]roscorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can make any day better

[–]Apexstrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the smolest.

[–]jjreason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks glorious.

[–]Embarrassed-Fox9956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick that baby up off the floor. He belongs in a robe pocket till he gets bigger! ❤

[–]alphawolfffff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s a lot smaller than a velociraptor.

[–]yinyangpeng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a parrot (or macaw if you’re a stickler for details)

[–]Crustyonrusty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil Blue, no bigger than a shoe. Let a fart and off he flew.

[–]Cactusflower84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s so SMOL!!! 😍😍😍

[–]tesser18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know that puppy has no idea what is going on, and ya just taking a picture of something worried right? Apes.

[–]Chocl8215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are they so SMOL!?

[–]minus61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hello, Blu 🥺❤️

[–]miachka_mulberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Blu a puppy? I'm worried he might have been taken from his mom too soon.

[–]MantisX 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What breed is he?

[–]tfctroll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Blue and tan piebald dachshund!

[–]Ayatollah_Bahloni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 I had a dog and his name was Blu, betcha five dollars he's a good dog too. Here Blu, you good dog you. 🎶

[–]The_Diamond_Minx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woo! Blu!!

[–]Kryds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even dough you cramp up. You better not move that foot.

[–]DavidJason54321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wearing the same shoes

[–]JennySparklezz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dadchund?

[–]suroptpsyologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re my boy, blu! I can’t wait until he gets old enough to mud wrestle two hot chicks while Will Ferrell cheers him on. Keep me posted.

[–]epidgamermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s his brother Redmond

[–]jaymoney250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So tiny and cute

[–]Dagincourt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish Blu pleasant evenings for the rest of his life.

[–]StGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiny 🥺

[–]PaperFragrant5612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the Ghosts for me though 👏🏻

[–]chesterfielders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pick her up!

[–]xDelicateDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s so tinie tiNy

[–]HammerVSBarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bleuregard?

[–]luvgsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petit... so smol, cute, adorable, gorgeous, awww, and all the beautiful and amazing adjectives you can think of!

[–]StubbledCRT1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Blu!

Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

[–]Sappyliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my dog's name ❤️

[–]fetchhappening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hims bebe

[–]grimreefz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh my god. I love his little eyebrows

[–]toupsnthewoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just fell in love with a good boi named Blu.

[–]NWSanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello Blu, looks like you need a coat!! What a cutie!

[–]harpermean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have those same shoes, but in blue.

[–]patch616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ho he so smol

[–]Admirable-Door1724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you have a really big shoe, and floor boards and wall, and stool.

[–]BellaDeaX42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's so TINY!

[–]HuntVisual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so tiny

[–]cutiesarustimes2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg omg omg omg

[–]meowshroom95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So smol („ಡωಡ„)

[–]Lori_Z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwwww, my small dog used to do this to me when he was a pup. He needed to be near me at all times, so he'd rest his head on my foot often. I thought we'd have been best buds by the time he grew up but he ended up being slightly nuts and standoff-ish. I still have my wonderful boy, but he isn't as cuddly as he once was lol.

[–]Lupinthrope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bluregard Q. Kazoo?

[–]Swipamous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

way too cute aaa

[–]wogvorph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu so smol

[–]Psychological-Line89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello sweet Blu!

[–]camus-can-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG such a cutie!

[–]bopbopbith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s so wittwe

[–]Unwipedbuttinfection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!!!! HIS LITTLE FACE!!!!!!!

[–]MusicianFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu on a shoe

[–]Chris_Miller2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello Blu! You certainly made my day less blue! Thank YOU!

[–]Turtles-browsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu so smol

[–]runnerconst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dog is so baby

[–]triplenac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teensiest little bean 💖

[–]Valkyrie1500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu looks nu

[–]BobaFetyWop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello Blu

[–]BrassyLdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So adorably smol

[–]GoMosGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Blue.

[–]Aggressive-Ad-5316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your dog

[–]restingwitchface22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Floor not too cold?

[–]nicoesburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello Blu, who is no bigger than a shoe

[–]darkskys100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How precious. hello little boi blu 💕

[–]caligirl62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!! Gorgeous!

[–]wotmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see him howl, so we can say little boy blu, he blows his horn

[–]Fantastic_Ad9179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ol’ Blu is going to be a great dog.

[–]Ketugecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your name is Blu. I have just met you, and I love you.

[–]ptm93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet baby!!😍

[–]Strange_Lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omgggg so smoool

My heart just exploded!!

[–]Redgranite23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my ghost 13’s too, never gave them a nickname like blu though

[–]Xega1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you about to squash blu in the next moment?

[–]jnagel29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice shoes bro

[–]markharden300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re my boy Blu!!!!

[–]fitgear73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so basically he's real smol

[–]brianna18976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello AND I LOVE YOUUUUU!

[–]chairman_blau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND SAY GOODNIGHT every night while you tuck him in after he safely leaves this giant foot situation

[–]Domx5016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello, Blu

[–]Minustrian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SQUISH

[–]itdobelikethatyay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hellu blu, I'm your admirer

[–]Mastertrader321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful,, he may just end up snuggling in your shoes when u remove

[–]Theowla14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent my award in a meme and now I’m regretting 🥺

[–]Kriegerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello my name is Blue, very nice to meet you.

[–]tls0034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“YOU MY BOY BLU!!!”

[–]defundpolitics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu fits in a shoe

[–]legitmadman82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu looks grateful.

[–]FilthyTexas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owner is named Ray

[–]qwert384 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello!

[–]KentuckyWallChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness he smol

[–]denaturing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my heart is in free fall, just like that.

[–]Charliepob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s so 🥰

[–]wolfplushie99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too smol!! ♡

[–]Calm_Brain_8050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

little fella

[–]LilDooka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello blu 💖

[–]New-Philosophy-5944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is got beagle coloring, but he isn't a beagle.

[–]bt2328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great shoes.

[–]Slightlyunlucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you blu!

[–]jakem415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random but those Brooks are the most comfortable run shoe

[–]rexfire22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi blu :)

[–]adamkrsnak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu on a shu

[–]shanfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! I think I would have to forever work from home to be with him. Enjoy your life together. Dogs are the best.

[–]Jhonejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TINY PYUPPY!!!!!

[–]DenOfIsolation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Blu...Smaller than your shoe...

[–]davecedm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH. MY. GOD.

[–]glimmeringsea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely precious.

[–]AFOpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brooks Ghost 13s are so nice.

[–]krippy-kandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question : what type of dog it is ?

[–]Cordeceps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Ello

[–]mexus37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

step

[–]kasxoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!!! SO CUTE

[–]popppa92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu is about to be annoying as shit

[–]CheezeStick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

loveeee that name! absolutely gorgeous little soul 😍

[–]Goobles75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is smol

[–]moneyshaker6414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fck, he’s cute!

[–]CavemanBepis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snack time