July 1, 2014
Residents of Murrieta, Calif., were carrying signs that read "Return to sender" and "Bus illegal children to the White House."
In honor of Evan Rachel ("What is it like having a penis?") Wood and Caitlin (#FreetheNipple) Stasey, let's raise a glass to those who give zero fucks. This post is NSFW because of boobs, by the way.
Because sometimes you just gotta say "Leh."
The ghost of eighth-grade past is coming to haunt you.
Are dogs allowed on So You Think You Can Dance?
Not even a Sock'em Bopper could bring you down.
Mexico Hails U.S. Court Decision Opening U.S. Border Patrol Up To Lawsuits In Cross-Border Shootings
Since 2010, Border Patrol agents have shot six Mexican nationals across the border without legal repercussions.
They really have a Type A friend in you.
But that you'd still love answers to...
Dimon says his prognosis is "excellent, the cancer was caught quickly, and my condition is curable."
You did everything you could, Tim. Thanks for being our guy.
Pop, country, rap, and reggae for July, in no particular order.
Here's what you missed today!
Advisers with more than 15 followers can now tweet and retweet somewhat on their own.
Soccer is as soccer does.
These actors just can't escape the clutches of the law.
IPOs are booming, but they have been overshadowed by high-profile, headline-grabbing mergers and acquisitions.
In boring towns you make up your own ways to have fun!
Porque el centro del emparedado siempre es lo mejor... ¿Verdad?
You knew it would happen: Miley got a new dog.
Take caution or you’ll be in a sea of trouble.
The Qawasmeh family of Hebron has been named by officials as being behind the kidnappings and deaths that have horrified Israel.
Does the Mirror of Erised show you getting a perfect score on this quiz?
According to new data from market research firm NPD Group.
And he got out there pretty far.
Very strange looking cows these days.
A meditation on Cosby Show fashions.
Kids don't mess around.
Todos hemos sido celosos más de alguna vez.
Daniel Radcliffe recently told buzzfeed that he isn't down with the friend zone. We aren't either.
The one and only Prince Oberyn stopped by buzzfeed to answer 42 random questions so we can really see inside his soul. Some spoilers!
Información de antemano: La respuesta siempre es sí.
Songs from the catalog's free CDs that you haven't heard since 1998.
Every action has a consequence.
Did he really just call five supreme court justices "slut shaming geezers"? Yes, yes he did.
Okay more than one thing.
Hot man vs. hot sandwich: The ultimate Would You Rather.
These are some of the common ways that women restrict their actions every single day. And yes, it's exhausting.
"A family's everlasting promise of love and care is like the shelter of an umbrella."
Clear eyes, full hearts, oh my god I lose my goddamn mind if they lose.
Se nem ela sai bem em foto posada, não é você que vai sair.
Belgium defeats the United States 2-1, advances to the quarterfinals to play Argentina.
Everybody knows, Tara held it down until the very end.
These animals are like fine wines: They get better with age.
Eight years ago, one of Virginia's most prominent liberal bloggers convinced America "macaca" was racist. Now he's in charge of convincing America "Redskins" isn't.
Les Américains ont découvert un nouveau pays.
The awkward interaction with piece of sporting equipment is a presidential past time.
“The Fearless Collective” is an online project that encourages women to be fearless in the face of violent misogyny.
Los opuestos se atraen.
What is going on here!!?!?!
People do weird things when they want to win.
OMG I'M NOT DRESSED.
Bibbidi bobbidi BFFL.
It puts your $29.99 Ikea lamp to shame.
"Sem assar" é o novo preto.
Take me out to the lobbyist sponsored blowout!
Go home, Zeus. You're drunk.
BRING YOUR SUITCASE GAME UP TO MY LEVEL.
"To me, punk rock is the freedom to create, freedom to be successful, freedom to not be successful, freedom to be who you are. It's freedom." – Patti Smith
In case you forgot.
Did you grow up with Blink-182 or learn not to chase waterfalls from TLC?
Who needs vacation when you can just put your face on the copier and pretend it's sunshine?
The One Where Stephanie Gets Married.
Ur mom read this last night at my house.
fds fds fds fds fds fds fds fds fds fdsfds
I'm super smashed, bro.
(Tierna) realidad versus expectativa.
These are the literal bread winners.
fds fds fds fds fdsf dsfds,
(And getting Americans genuinely excited about soccer, too!)
GM announced Monday it's recalling 8.4 million cars, pushing the total number of recalled GM vehicles past 29 million — in 2014 alone. Here is what 29 million cars looks like.
And they didn't even HAVE Ed Hardy trucker hats back then.
"IM. SO. HAPPPPPPPPY."
Félicitations ! Vous n'avez plus de vie.
Hee hee. Butts.
The so-called "Cannibal Cop" was convicted in March 2013 of planning to kidnap, rape, kill, and cook women. A judge granted his release on $100,000 bond after his conviction was tossed.
¿Quién sabía que la Bella durmiente era una fanática de la música electrónica?
This could be us.
Together, they almost make up for Bieber.
It's even better than those color-changing shirts from the '90s.
"They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands."
RIP Enrique's mole.
What time is it??
"I've never seen anything like this before."
American pancakes and Belgian waffles are involved.
Laziness is next to godliness.
It's called MTN and it's a mountain simulator and it's beautiful.
Sept. 18, 1999: I KNOW ABOUT SEX.
Enfants uniques de tous les pays, unissez-vous !
An excerpt from The Book of Unknown Americans by Cristina Henríquez, a fantastic new novel about love and friendship in a multicultural immigrant community.
Nothing tastes as good as skinny pffffffffffffffft.
An NBC package over the weekend shows an odd display.
Todas elas foram compartilhadas por membros do grupo Orkut - Back-up, no Facebook.
Por favor deja de preguntarme cómo me siento por "los grandes 3-0". Porque no lo sé.
De la moins atroce à la plus horrible. Parce que la vie serait bien trop facile sans la RATP.
I guess you could say Chris Cuomo did it for the Vine
Midnight tonight is the deadline for the Department of Education to reach an agreement with collapsing for-profit college giant Corinthian.
Eat clean, not bland.
"Bond, James Rodriguez"
"I thought babies were born through bums."
Because old people don't need your approval.
Argentina advances to the quarterfinal to take on the the winner of Belgium vs. USA.
Time to break out my winter hoodie.
Han pasado veinte años desde que "El Rey León" debutó en los cines, ¿por qué no celebrarlo con algún estilo genial?
A perfect tweet I'd say.
There's almost too much perfection to handle here.
Imagine if you marathon-watched both.
We asked the English (and two American) members of the office to draw Scotland from memory. We couldn't be more sorry.
Wales is a place in which over three million people live.
Started from the bottom now we're here.
HI GUYS WE ARE BEING LOUD NOW.
Not to be corny, but July food is the berry best.
Definitive Proof That Every Disappointing Moment In Life Can Be Encapsulated By This One Roy Hodgson Vine
Roy sums it all up so perfectly.
The only cell some people deserve is a jail cell.
"Mariah Carey got angry and stabbed me to death with a carrot."
Spoiler: seria uma ótima série.
This fresh and healthy quinoa-lentil salad has everything you need from a meal in one bowl.
And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again. And again and again and again and again.
For a fast food chain, this is a pretty high level of sass.
Meet Francesco Yates, the big-haired, big-souled R&B phenom whose first single you'll be listening to all summer. Happy Canada Day!
If anybody needs a dog walker, you know who to ask.
Noto was the banker in charge of taking the company public in November and left Goldman Sachs in May. He will get a stock grant worth about $64 million with an option to buy $21 million more.
Como nós poderíamos saber que havia algo de errado logo aqui?
Coma o seu doce divórcio.
Teste seus conhecimentos a partir de gráficos importantíssimos.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that all farts should smell better, and that all Founding Fathers of this great nation should smoke copious amounts of hemp.
These "shoes" are proof.
What a world...
When a picture gets 190,000 likes on Facebook, it gets them for a reason.
It's harder than it looks.
Esto no es culpa de nadie, solamente tuya.
Beer, burgers, excellent value, converted churches and lone men muttering to themselves. Spoons, we salute you.
The latest phase of armed conflict has destroyed much of the country's health system and made it difficult to reach patients.
The Secret Male Taylor swift Lover is real and he is everywhere.
¿Cómo clasificaría a tu cachorro favorito?
Mr Nasty showing his fun side.
Turn your selfie into a mosaic of colorful bricks!
Find out. Take the quiz.
Quite the guest list.
900 litter pickers are on site. It will take six weeks to get back to normal.
WARNING: This post contains graphic photos of rare big-game hunting. UPDATE: Facebook has removed most of the photos.
Facts, bitch! Also spoilers.
Get ready for your 15 minutes of fame.
And no one was brutally murdered either.
N'oubliez jamais : la meilleure partie d'un sandwich, c'est le milieu.
Ex-president questioned by police over alleged corruption.
Karma's a bitch.
Dating app Tinder was being sued for sexual harassment and discrimination by the company's former co-founder and marketing vice president, Whitney Wolfe. The case now appears to have been dropped.
You might want to rethink that "Homer Is a Dope" shirt.
On the eve of the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act, Mississippi is enacting a law that could sanction anti-LGBT discrimination. Can the state's most prominent chef and cultural ambassador help keep his adoptive home from repeating its ugly past?
Sergio Adrian Hernandez Guereca, 15, was shot in 2010 by a Border Patrol agent. The boy's parents can now move forward with a lawsuit civil suit.