From 'Little Rascal' To Big Misogynist
A Dystopian Community Of Influencers, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
β maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got an onstage scuffle, a baked abomination, everyone's favorite hippopotamus, a depressing childbirth announcement, a political correspondent who committed the cardinal sin of journalism and an eerie new city in Saudi Arabia.
Thursday
Olivia Nuzzi
The character: Olivia Nuzzi, NY Mag's Washington correspondent (on leave,) professional and personal boundary lacker
The plot: NY Magazine's Washington correspondent Olivia Nuzzi was the subject, not author, of a late-night news dump on Thursday. After having covered RFK Jr.'s presidential campaign late last year, it was revealed that Nuzzi had "engaged in a personal relationship with a former subject relevant to the 2024 campaign while she was reporting on the campaign." Oliver Darcy's Status newsletter broke the news and sent media Twitter (an online minority among minorities) into a frenzy.
"New York magazine on Thursday said its Washington correspondent, Olivia Nuzzi, is on leave after learning the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.," @OliverDarcy reports for STATUS https://t.co/Cu6z7l123K
β Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 20, 2024
The repercussion: Nuzzi has been a fixture in media and political circles for nearly a decade now, so there were a lot of varied reactions. Primarily, though, people were appalled at how unethical the situation appears to be. In response to the news, Nuzzi said in a statement that the relationship "was never physical but should have been disclosed to prevent the appearance of conflict."
The damage Olivia Nuzzi has done to actual, professional women journalists cannot be overstated. https://t.co/QbPv7X5dLZ
β Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) September 20, 2024
just had to quickly explain to my normal boyfriend who olivia nuzzi is, imagine trying to squeeze all of that in before i got to the point
β Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) September 20, 2024
JEFF: Did you hear? Bobby cheated on Cheryl! Theyβre done! Finished!
β Alex Wolinetz (@alexwolinetz) September 20, 2024
LARRY: Are you kidding me? With who?
JEFF: That journalist, uh, whatβs her name, Olivia Nuzzi?
LARRY: Youβre telling me Bobbyβ¦ nuzzled with Nuzzi?
JEFF: He nuzzled with Nuzzi! https://t.co/FAwJS5nJxF
Sir, I wanted to be the first person to tell you: Olivia Nuzzi is on leave pic.twitter.com/o0fzSOXhH5
β Ratty (@HeyRatty) September 20, 2024
Me to guy at gas station: Hearing that RFK Jr. "rizzed up" Olivia Nuzzi
β Ed Zitron (@edzitron) September 20, 2024
Guy, grabbing taser from under seat: is that right
RFK Jr. had to tell Cheryl Hines about his affair with Olivia Nuzzi the same day he had to tell her he was being investigated for cutting off a dead whaleβs head with a chainsaw.
β Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 20, 2024
Rough Thursday. pic.twitter.com/cRxCtFBJEV
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Friday
Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro
The character: Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro, members of Jane's Addiction, fighters not lovers
The plot: This week, rockers Jane's Addiction made the decision to call off their long-awaited tour after two of their band members got into a scrap onstage. During a Boston show β on what was their first tour in 14 years with an original lineup β Farrell started a fight with Navarro, and the two had to be physically restrained from hitting each other.
Sad news in the band Jane's Addiction.
β πΈ Rock History πΈ (@historyrock_) September 14, 2024
Perry Farrell assaults Dave Navarro in the middle of a performance. pic.twitter.com/mXDvlO0p0o
The repercussion: The band announced the abrupt end to the tour in a statement, and said fans would be refunded for the canceled dates. Online, however, people did not pass up the opportunity to dunk on '80s rockers acting juvenile onstage.
β Jane's Addiction (@janesaddiction) September 16, 2024
thats what 30 years of built up resentment looks like
β β© γ‘Χ πππ¦π¦π² ππ’αΊαΊ β© (@PammySixxSUKA) September 14, 2024
Janeβs Addiction is fighting again and Dave Grohl is cheating on his wife the 90s are so back https://t.co/CiAgFAgPuf
β miranda (@theroyaIscam) September 14, 2024
He did not have what it takes to be Ink Master
β Josh Heishman (@jaheishman) September 14, 2024
Liam Gallagher chimes in on Jane's Addiction's on-stage fight. pic.twitter.com/4tgpfHO2NP
β CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) September 14, 2024
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Tuesday
@easterngoblin
The character: @easterngoblin, X user, diabolical baker
The plot: You've almost certainly never heard of this person before, because they only have a few thousand followers. There's not even a real name attached to their account, but it still feels like we've looked deep into their soul with this nightmarish baked good.
Banana bread is a delightful dessert that just about everyone can get behind, but this ultra-dense formulation with a whole banana plopped on top makes us question the nature of man.
Are we even capable of feeling good ever again? Maybe not.
Ive outdone myself again pic.twitter.com/o2ZGZEKvGU
β Κ° (@easterngoblin) September 17, 2024
The repercussion: People rightfully responded with strong emotions. Did they want to fight the baker? Imprison them? Maybe just bleach their own eyeballs? Those are all valid feelings, but we shouldn't act on them. Instead, we must look inside of ourselves to find the fortitude not to remember this monstrosity the next time banana bread is on the menu.
u can build a house out of this shit bro HOW did u make it so denseππ
β tippity (@tippitytoptweet) September 17, 2024
Him: βAre you fucking dense?β
β ryll is locking in (@dreamywl) September 19, 2024
Me: https://t.co/33RubS4VeS
Ive seen black holes with less density https://t.co/wf2t4Kee0d pic.twitter.com/vFrhtz7ybd
β Ylenen π°π·π©πͺ (@YlenTries) September 18, 2024
looks like that one krabby patty from spongebob π pic.twitter.com/FGNBiYA8aA
β Ω (@tylerduran21) September 18, 2024
sigh https://t.co/QzDtgdJvz6 pic.twitter.com/RviqTVzM6e
β quinn/cosmo β’ π (@butchdew) September 18, 2024
I know the kitchen hate to see you coming https://t.co/52De4HVC1Y pic.twitter.com/oDMFA9wnuh
β RA3SWAE (@raectrl) September 18, 2024
bro baked an arthropleura fossil https://t.co/vlNWBTDaMl
β borny (@bordiwordi) September 17, 2024
a challenger approaches https://t.co/88pt0S3tcm pic.twitter.com/tryTuF7JvQ
β lindsay (@myholyrevival) September 17, 2024
β Montague Stewart (@montystewartt) September 18, 2024
https://t.co/3pbrmnxHJB pic.twitter.com/aFzEAq7BQW
β gnebulous (@guhnebulous) September 17, 2024
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Friday
Moo Deng
The character: Moo Deng, chubby baby hippopotamus, most beloved creature on the internet
The plot: If you've been online at all lately, you will likely have seen photos of Moo Deng, an adorable little pygmy hippo who lives in a zoo in Thailand. If, somehow, you don't know who she is, we've written an explainer here.
Obsessed with this one baby hippo that looks fucking MORTIFIED pic.twitter.com/0fE6BB5Kju
β Rel (RobotFucker) (@DewEnjoyer) September 6, 2024
The repercussion: Over the past week or so, X has been inundated with memes about Moo Deng, artwork made in her honor and photos of her running, screaming and biting. We can't get enough.
moo deng stuns on the emmys red carpet pic.twitter.com/eXkkZbWCc2
β wolfgang ruth (@itswolfgangruth) September 15, 2024
jesus loves Moo Deng pic.twitter.com/UsRS25yP0G
β θ·ε °οΌ2οΌ (@neclapng) September 11, 2024
Oh no Moo Deng noo!! pic.twitter.com/gfMpBIgTjx
β Single Sexy and Hilarious (@MsMomoManko) September 16, 2024
moo deng is a lifestyle icon and i need all of yall to get onboard:
β House βοΈ gf haver (@mrmatthouse) September 11, 2024
- inexplicably moist at all times
- slightly blurry in most photos
- probably screaming or sleeping
- round pic.twitter.com/VtgOPf1PAS
If you had told me two weeks ago that my entire personality would revolve around a two month old Pygmy hippoβI probably would have believed you because I love fat little animals
β Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 14, 2024
pic.twitter.com/2UwZMSQsSp
Just found some of Moo Dengβs old tweets and woof itβs not looking good
β 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) September 18, 2024
Moo Deng is going on Hot Ones pic.twitter.com/Uhqx4UXJbn
β JuiceOne (@JuiceSimpsons) September 15, 2024
we have to give moo deng a gun https://t.co/rkkG5ZP49C
β van helsing off a perc π΅πΈ (@damnit_d4ve) September 18, 2024
there is light and curiosity in Moo Deng's eyes
β JP (@jpbrammer) September 12, 2024
one of the nicest messages Iβve ever received in my life. all because there exists a baby hippo named Moo Deng π [posted with permission] pic.twitter.com/KRdg5VMWNn
β yammi (@sighyam) September 19, 2024
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Tuesday
Bug Hall
The character: Bug Hall, former actor, Catholic convert, misogynist
The plot: Remember Alfalfa, the cute little kid from 1994's "The Little Rascals?" Well, Bug Hall, who played him, is all grown up now β and fans might be disappointed to learn what kind of guy he's become.
On Tuesday, Hall took to X to announce the birth of his fifth child, whom he described as his "heir." When someone pointed out that he already had daughters, who appear to have been overlooked in his tweet, Hall replied: "I said heir, not dishwasher."
I said heir, not dishwasher.
β π»π¦Bug Hallπ± (@Bug_Hall) September 19, 2024
The repercussion: People were outraged by Hall's misogyny, and many expressed sadness for his daughters; four young girls whose father can so casually deride and disrespect them.
i pray god protects those precious little girls from your toxicity and projected self-loathing until they're old enough to disown you. get your heart right or end up in hell bro
β gender cereal (@_semperfemina_) September 19, 2024
Youβre disgusting. Youβre publicly demeaning your daughters to try and generate rage bait clicks. Itβs the behavior of petulant, emasculated, child, and I pray for all of your children.
β HistoryDad (@_HistoryDad) September 19, 2024
With opinions like this, I hope CPS shows up soon.
β Judge Judy and Executioner (@JudgyJudes) September 19, 2024
Vile way to talk about your daughters. https://t.co/kmgxcye7Mt
β Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) September 19, 2024
If you're not treating your 4 daughters with the dignity the Church asks (calling them "dishwashers"), please remove the Vatican flag & claims that you are a model Catholic. https://t.co/BJ12sl1XDJ
β Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC (@FrMatthewLC) September 19, 2024
Women world wide need to lock in like South Korean women and bring the global birth rate to the ground. How can this be how your man is talking about your daughters and you still keep giving him children? https://t.co/sOrWgcCqiD
β inqilΔb (@tastefullysaucy) September 19, 2024
It is genuinely better for women to not have a father in their lives at all than to have one that describes them as a βdishwasherβ β Iβve known women who grew up with a father who wished they had been sons and the results were exactly what you would expect https://t.co/f4JRAbReXF
β Circe (@vocalcry) September 19, 2024
This is why wishing misogynistic men to have daughters to βteach them a lessonβ is pointless and nonsensical. Because when they have daughters, they treat them like this. They just become another target for their misogyny. https://t.co/CBVvZscpBv
β Ềlα»ma (@ulxma) September 19, 2024
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Tuesday
Neom residents
The character: Neom residents, influencers, lovers of dystopia
The plot: Earlier this week, a video on X was shared from influencer Jessica Ashley Herman's TikTok β which now appears to be unavailable β showing her life in Neom, Saudi Arabia's new futuristic city. The two-minute clip is innocuous, but shows clips of Neom that are rather unflattering.
Influencers have started posting about their daily lives in the new Saudi city of Neom. The Saudis seem to be marketing Neom as some kind of planned suburb/encampment for wealthy Westerners: pic.twitter.com/cjncZfckxZ
β Murtaza Hussain (@MazMHussain) September 17, 2024
The repercussion: Herman is far from the only influencer promoting life in the controversial "eco-city," and X users were aghast to see people selling their souls to live somewhere so eerie and dystopian. Many pointed out how "hellish" and desolate the area looks, and how drastically it differs from the graphics used to promote the project.
Low security prison vibes
β Ben Mckelvey (@benmckelvey) September 17, 2024
Felt like I was watching a reel of a Mars colony
β Thomas van Linge (@ThomasVLinge) September 17, 2024
Walking through an empty scalding hot parking lot with my toddler children to go eat at a space mining colony dining hall >>>>>> https://t.co/K5RIT7wtnB
β Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) September 18, 2024
This place looks like the streets you have to drive down to return your rental car at the airport. https://t.co/ZaA3jLrWmk pic.twitter.com/qo9Eaih63t
β amanda π’ (@noturtlesoup17) September 19, 2024
Oh wow this looks great I've always dreamed of living in an industrial estate on the surface of the sun. https://t.co/6COMbFtyM2
β Matt Bevan (@MatthewBevan) September 18, 2024
was utterly fascinated by how bleak this place looked, so found it on Google Maps and absolutely loved this review of the Dining Hall https://t.co/kTG4uzMCmj pic.twitter.com/Aeyc09T3fu
β Paul Gibbins (@paulgibbins) September 19, 2024
Truly hellish. Just move to Scottsdale https://t.co/XipzVwEUyh
β Louis Anthony Loftus (@louisafloftus) September 19, 2024
Mom I want NEOM.
β UQ Chancellor Peter Varghese (parody) (@danker_hank) September 19, 2024
We have NEOM at home.
NEOM at home: https://t.co/wL9rUhthaL pic.twitter.com/OnwvSkuQpP
the innovative architectural design of neom has created the perfect city: Bakersfield California https://t.co/ffgKmTtuRh
β holden m. accountable (@noahpasaran) September 18, 2024
I thought Neom was supposed to be more like https://t.co/yDLkLsaCm0 pic.twitter.com/QWjJGrtxWU
β Jacob Shell (@JacobAShell) September 18, 2024
Looks a lot like any artificial "fly in fly out" mining town build for temporary accommodation of workers. Looks nothing like a place anyone sane would want to live the rest of one's life.
β Peter Murphy (@peterkmurphy) September 18, 2024
I mean, when your main and only restaurant is called "dining hall", for the love of god.
The truly hideous side of Neom isnβt about how bad it looks.
β Jess Barnard (@JessicaLBarnard) September 18, 2024
Saudi authorities forcibly evicted and murdered locals who objected to their homes being destroyed to create βNeomβ.
These Saudi projects are plastered in human rights abuses. https://t.co/wdT7Gnbhx6 pic.twitter.com/19QOWLpvRk
This is so bleak, but the funniest part is when shes like "my toddler loves to go absolutely CRAZY on the grass" and then he like quietly steps one foot on the grass. https://t.co/3ZQrgDmtfd
β Lucy Huber (@clhubes) September 19, 2024
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Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured someone who thinks life ends at 23, and Elon Musk and his mom being awful.
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