and pope francis, who did not die
A Poorly Worded Tweet About The Pope, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'

Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got the James Bond IP changing hands, someone who thinks late marriage is a woman's worst fate, an inhumane take on the food stamp program and a lesson in how not to write about someone who's still alive.
Thursday
Amazon MGM
The character: Amazon MGM, movie studio, now James Bond intellectual property owner, new Bond villain
The plot: This week, news broke that Amazon MGM has taken over the IP rights to the James Bond franchise from long-time producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, who will now become co-owners without much say.
James Bond Shocker: Amazon MGM Gains Creative Control of 007 Franchise as Producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson Step Back https://t.co/kT27Kuyghk
— Variety (@Variety) February 20, 2025
The repercussion: A lot of folks, including Jeff Bezos himself, had fun piling on the jokes. While everyone knew the Bond IP was being fought over, and that it's time for Craig to be replaced anyway, it's now pretty clear where things are headed for 007. Expect shows, spin-offs, and much, much more.
Who’d you pick as the next Bond? pic.twitter.com/u7nBaRROlf
— Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) February 20, 2025
It’s over https://t.co/dPnS7xEEn2 pic.twitter.com/97gUg85Vjq
— Josh Lewis (@thejoshl) February 20, 2025
Barbara Broccoli understood the character and had a fantastic instinct for casting, and pushed for Daniel Craig despite a lot of resistance. Every day twitter is flooded with terrible casting suggestions by people who just DO NOT GET IT… I dread to think who they will cast. https://t.co/3DNzWM70Rc
— David Franklin (@davefranklin) February 20, 2025
https://t.co/pV04OnUHwv pic.twitter.com/FYofVBoDGX
— Darren Mooney (@Darren_Mooney) February 20, 2025
new Bond becomes a fast Amazon delivery driver https://t.co/IQucie0I4m
— Sanj (@sanjmovies) February 20, 2025
"It appears you could make a saving if you click subscribe and save Mr Bond" https://t.co/KKJMxPGqFH pic.twitter.com/CpiLVu9ZsM
— Josh Hallam (@JoshieMcsquashy) February 20, 2025
they’re gonna spend a billion dollars on a Bond: Origins show starring Theo James that not a single human being alive will ever watch https://t.co/gpMJHUOkzM
— kyle (@Caol_MacCormaic) February 20, 2025
i hope the check was titanic queen https://t.co/ua17vxeGfb
— largest rodent (@capybaroness) February 20, 2025
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Monday
Stella
The character: Stella, a thinker for every woman, nightmare marriage scenario theorist
The plot: Stella, an X user who is unabashed when it comes to sharing opinions and jokes online, proclaimed that every woman has one fear that trumps all others. "Every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage," Stella wrote.
every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage
— Stella (@skyrocketstella) February 17, 2025
Stella's chaotic neutral stance has over 50 million views at the time of writing, and the hundreds of quote-tweeters only added to its humor.
The repercussion: Mostly people pulled back the curtain on what their real nightmares were, or went a step further and beat Stella at their own game. And, of course, if you looked closely, there were tons of earnest replies, and I hope by now they've gotten the joke.
Mine is this https://t.co/1DAbpH7a2v pic.twitter.com/cKAPdhmQdu
— Shay 🌈🌸✨ (@ShayWoulahan) February 18, 2025
mine is wenger dying before arsenal win the ucl https://t.co/N0n1s0TyrC pic.twitter.com/7HeYADQSXZ
— ✰ (@teleblockdoor) February 20, 2025
https://t.co/VZbpkGKmsi pic.twitter.com/sv1uvafijI
— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) February 20, 2025
Mine is being stuck in the same room with a flying cockroach. :( https://t.co/wOb9FIp9bX
— Renike (@iamrenike) February 19, 2025
botched laser eye surgery actually https://t.co/lkGqNQyYrG
— rhéa (@yyentaa) February 19, 2025
No it’s getting pregnant by a loser https://t.co/fQAj8uDKQg
— ♡ (@Cosyluv_) February 17, 2025
Mine’s “The Hooded Gentleman” from various nightmares I’ve had https://t.co/UQl8612CAU
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 18, 2025
mine is this https://t.co/4QpL6b5n9K pic.twitter.com/2Hzap2XQIW
— formless (@scadutree) February 20, 2025
mine is finding out too late that I got bit by a rabid bat https://t.co/bttTPjGABp
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 18, 2025
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Monday
Jeremy Kauffman
The character: Jeremy Kauffman, "political activist," ghoul
The plot: If you use the app formerly known as Twitter, you'll know that it's nothing short of a cesspit these days, and the world's worst people are more emboldened than ever to share their most reprehensible takes on there.
One such example is Jeremy Kauffman, a particularly unpleasant guy who made a failed bid for the Senate in 2022, has criticized the end of apartheid in South Africa and ran the New Hampshire Libertarian Party X account that last year tweeted that whoever assassinated Kamala Harris would be "an American hero". On Monday, Kauffman decided to take a swipe at poor people, suggesting that food stamps should be replaced with nothing but rice and beans to prove that those on the program are actually hungry.
How about we replace all of food stamps with unlimited rice and beans?
— Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 (@jeremykauffman) February 17, 2025
If you're actually starving, then you'd be thrilled to get rice and beans.
You probably don't even need to means test this program, since most people would prefer other foods.
The repercussion: Many were quick to condemn Kauffman's inhumanity. Others argued that if Kauffman is so worried about people taking advantage of government handouts, he should start with returning the $220,000 PPP loan he allegedly took out a few years back.
You have a limited amount of time on earth and you decided to spend a portion of it advocating to deprive poor children of nutritious foods. https://t.co/YFmGeb8QIQ
— TalkThirtyToMe™ (@TalkThirty) February 18, 2025
We don’t even do that to prisoners.
— Cork Off! (@CorkYou) February 17, 2025
Why do you hate poor people?
How about you go fuck yourself. https://t.co/9cY2hT8EQX
— Tom Colicchio (@tomcolicchio) February 18, 2025
https://t.co/5it9nBviHq pic.twitter.com/cs0zd3knEt
— with_drama2.0 (@with_drama_v2) February 17, 2025
suffering is the point with these people. they literally don't think poor people deserve nice things. not even luxuries. just nice things https://t.co/wFlobK6VDD
— reid (@reideroo) February 18, 2025
fuck this loser mentality. the thought of needless suffering and indignity is revolting to anyone with a soul. we can make a world where we cooperatively make sure everyone’s needs are not only met but surpassed. only cowards are fascists. https://t.co/UhfqfStUKL
— steele (@laborseller) February 18, 2025
go read about this guy and it's just a litany of failures, he's never succeeded at anything in his life. Just a complete fuck up. who pays him? Then I see he runs the site of "Aristillus," which advocates for turning the moon into a "network state." where have i heard that? ah https://t.co/YsT0n7ZjAQ pic.twitter.com/eTd4wlgk5m
— 12 Ball (@BoltzmannBooty) February 18, 2025
How about also Jeremy, you give back your $220k government hand out, you free-loading welfare queen https://t.co/O4kiud3BAi pic.twitter.com/ELF8CLCOa3
— Larry J 🇵🇸 (@_LarryJ_) February 17, 2025
This guy got $220,000 in free taxpayer money during Covid. Why’d he apply for that money when he would have been fine with rice and beans? https://t.co/7jiggndi4j
— William Melvin (@willmelvin) February 18, 2025
Darcy Jimenez
Wednesday
RTÉ News
The character: RTÉ News, Irish news service, poor chooser of words
The plot: Pope Francis, bishop of Rome and head of the Catholic Church, has been in hospital this past week with double pneumonia. His health struggles have made headlines all over the world in recent days, but one outlet's coverage of the 88-year-old's condition sparked more of a reaction than others.
Pope Francis, who has been diagnosed with pneumonia in both lungs, passed a "peaceful night", the Vatican has said, amid growing concerns over the 88-year-old's condition.https://t.co/Pltu67A6BC
— RTÉ News (@rtenews) February 19, 2025
The first half of the tweet shared by Ireland's RTÉ News — specifically, where it says the pope "passed a peaceful night" — led many to initially believe that Pope Francis had died.
The repercussion: While a few users were genuinely unhappy about the RTÉ News X account's choice of words, most people responded in jest.
Feels like "had" would have been a better choice here lads
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 20, 2025
did the doctor from arrested development write this https://t.co/zK3abcVsap
— chu cold scorpio (@douglaschu_) February 20, 2025
https://t.co/scbKQ1PylM pic.twitter.com/Aja2LFuNvj
— Josh RR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) February 20, 2025
It's like they heard he was still alive mid headline https://t.co/g7dQzaxP8J
— The Hipster Doofus (@yaynarcissism) February 19, 2025
https://t.co/44S0x9fLxc pic.twitter.com/XU2ab59q1D
— Rian 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@Skreltch) February 19, 2025
"And Pope Francis, who did NOT die" https://t.co/eeWJwN5KV5 pic.twitter.com/knDKQEc365
— aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@sapphyreblayze) February 20, 2025
The Pope is dead...
— emily (@emnode) February 20, 2025
Serious about being a good Catholic
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured an angry Norwegian, a cheeky snack company and reactions to the death of Duolingo's beloved mascot.
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