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[–]burrito_time209 2580 points2581 points  (22 children)

You want two CDs?

Two CDs nuts!

[–]2dubs1bro 204 points205 points  (11 children)

[–]lunatyck 70 points71 points  (8 children)

I bumped into this guy on Fremont street in Vegas a few nights ago. True story no bamboozle

[–]Jacks0027 23 points24 points  (7 children)

Prove it

[–]lunatyck 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Didn't grab a photo but he was right outside the golden nugget around 1:30 am on Jan 2nd. I'm not one to take photos of celebrities, plus he was surrounded by like 4 ladies so I wasn't going to impede on his parade. Shook his hand and went on my way


[–]PM_ME_UR_B00BS_GIRL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy shit, homeboys mouth is a train wreck

[–]TheVitoCorleone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like somebody yelled fire and his teeth didn't know what to do

[–]i_mean_i_dont_know 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Hot damn brotha 🔥

[–]madadoose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You absolutely nailed that man! I reckon the guy's CD grin puts this over the top.

[–]DrippyWaffler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dad, I've told you - no reddit after midnight.

[–]xIPyReX1028Ix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a grown ass man and I'm rolling harder than I should be to this. Thank you.

[–]schwaitzer1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sigh Here’s the upvote...

[–]another_one_bites459 802 points803 points  (10 children)

That smile , that damned smile

[–]alexe693 120 points121 points  (3 children)

Welcome to your tape

[–]OceanTombs 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling hes gonna be a ladies man once he hits puberty.

[–]Weaksidewing 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I went way too far to find a comment like this. His smile is actually fucking great, timing and all.

[–]BabushkaIsLit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

reminds me of the kid from “the babysitter”

[–]youRuckingFetard 3300 points3301 points  (35 children)

Damn son leave some pussy for the rest of us

[–]astral_crow 416 points417 points  (16 children)

This boy will grow up to be a swimmer.

[–]theflyingburritto 93 points94 points  (12 children)

And probably an employer too

[–]ShortTermPresident 64 points65 points  (6 children)

We gonna enjoy some of that trickle down pussy

[–]dalovindj 31 points32 points  (1 child)

1 pusscent of people get 99% of the pussy.

Are you a 1 pusscenter?

[–]RockasaurusRex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you a 1 pusscenter?

Do I want to be?

[–]zipperskined 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Trickle down pussy would be a very messy proposition.

[–]FalconsSuck 13 points14 points  (2 children)

He’s gonna pimp out some of that pussy posse he’s accrued

[–]CloudStrifeFromNibel 12 points13 points  (1 child)

But sadly he will drown

Drown in pussy

[–]EmergencySarcasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Learn to swim or drown in pussy

[–]killyouwithkindness 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That smirk indicates he knows exactly how cool he is.

[–]izszm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure OP fucks

[–]Animatedreality 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This kid is going places.

[–]socalfine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You like that, you rucking fetard?

[–]iliketothinkicansing 394 points395 points  (8 children)

The wild white person flashes these scales to attract females. This one looks satisfies in his performance; he is sure to attract a mate.

[–]toth42 54 points55 points  (1 child)

-David Attenborough

[–]_Der_Hammer_ 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Tbh, I'd probably have had a crush on him, at that age. He's not bad looking, and that's some hilarious shit to middle school me! Humour goes far.

[–]MrTacosAVL 1781 points1782 points  (19 children)

The "nailed it" smirk at the end decides it for me.

[–]Bombingofdresden 249 points250 points  (17 children)

What did you decide?

[–]Chesty83 413 points414 points  (12 children)

He is now gay

[–]Weaksidewing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ain't nothing wrong with that

[–]jeegte12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the smirk decided, not him

[–]howwasitoknow6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how confident he is

[–]Danpool69 119 points120 points  (2 children)

Look, it’s the installation wizard!

[–]DeepDown23 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]e7series 771 points772 points  (77 children)

How I imagine 85% of the Reddit users look

[–]xXPu33ySl4y3rXx 245 points246 points  (63 children)

You seen the reddit meetup pics?

[–]mintypython1428 92 points93 points  (60 children)

I haven't but that sounds hilarious. Can I have a link?

[–]SailingBroat 310 points311 points  (55 children)

[–]CreamyGoodnssSir Patrick Stewart 170 points171 points  (13 children)

I'm a little bummed none of the white people were labeled as r/blackpeopletwitter

[–]BearDave 124 points125 points  (12 children)

That picture/meetup was from years ago before BPT really existed, or atleast wasn't remotely popular if it did exist.

[–]RickyShade 24 points25 points  (10 children)

Back then, did only 3s and 4s post titty pics, as in the above example?

[–]ItsTheFatYoungJesus 146 points147 points  (8 children)

3s and 4s?

Those are 1s and 2s

[–]RickyShade 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Fucking hell look at the upvotes. I forgot this is reddit and I have to aim as far low as possible.

[–]zonules_of_zinn 31 points32 points  (1 child)

anything for metaphorically beating down the entire female gender!

[–]woodular 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You... don't even have any idea what ugly is, do you?

[–]TheHeliosNebula 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Why do half the women have their tits out? Also lost it at DPRK lol

[–]Scrypti 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Beautiful women get attention naturally - others have to put in the effort.

[–]ezbot1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

put in/put out yeah

[–]Jackal904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine they put in effort to look beautiful in the first place.

[–]jibron 130 points131 points  (2 children)


[–]FuNipz 102 points103 points  (1 child)


[–]kc09a 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not safe for anywhere

[–]sexy-velociraptor 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My eyes they burn

[–]bluesheep123 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Guy all the way to the left is me_irl

[–]vbullinger 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guy on the far left and girl on far right are the only normal-looking people there.

[–]futlapperl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The dude on the left is just in it for the food and drinks.

[–]so_in_summary 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Jesus Christ. What the fuck

That gross diagonal man tit. Eurgh....

[–]Bezitaburu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What gross diagonal tit...?

looks at photo again

Oh the manboob, It looks like Stewie Griffins head.

[–]Psy_Kik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

...it's your old raiding guild from World of Warcraft.

[–]superspiffy 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]DeepDown23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus F. Christ...

[–]pennhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, man... please label NSFW!

[–]EdFitzgerald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, nsfw

[–]Scrypti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I changed my mind. I'd rather have these people advertise their shitty lives on a platform where they can be easily blocked than meeting them in person on the streets.

[–]rtsdgfdegfdsh 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Aaand, I just opened this on the work internet.

[–]infinitezero8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a lot more boobage then I thought I would see

[–]OnTheJobRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me on the left

[–]DopeSlingingSlasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol @ the r/drugs guy just staring off blankly probably not knowing there is a picture being taken and i wanna meet the r/Lounge guy

[–]Cleffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NSFW MAYBE????????

[–]standsteve1 18 points19 points  (3 children)

It’s worse than you could imagine... NSFW

[–]JoeyJoeJoeJuniorShab 46 points47 points  (1 child)

not enough neckbeard.

[–]goonaloo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude I can’t even grow a beard. Some neck beards need to shine in other ways

[–]CreamyGoodnssSir Patrick Stewart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey now, I'm way fatter than that kid

[–]ProGovernment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you overestimate reddit

[–]imadethistoshitpostt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sexy as fuark?

[–]nope2235 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone wont have any trouble finding a date to prom.

[–]Quattron 118 points119 points  (6 children)

[–]db214 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stephen Hawking: the wonder years

[–]donaldsw 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Came here for this

[–]dungeonbitch 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I'm happy that you got what you came for, not all of us can

[–]LemonyFresh 30 points31 points  (1 child)

[–]DudleySkerries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I came here for. That woman is very charming

[–]PineappleLife3 24 points25 points  (3 children)

How long ago was this a thing? I remember it blew up for about a month and then vanished.

[–]ZOMBIE009 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This gif or were a lot of people doing this with CDs and glasses?

[–]twospooky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of people were doing this with cds months ago. The first video I saw was a Chinese/asian guy doing it.

[–]ManuelEspiritu 20 points21 points  (0 children)

he made my pussy wet even though i don't have one

[–]Jiggatortoise- 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The Spectacled Bird of Paradise prepares his mating dance.

[–]newt_girl 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ladies can't resist flashy plumage.

[–]rocklou 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I’ve seen this guy in Jurassic Park

[–]that1tallguy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Came here to say this. Where is his acidic spit though

[–]FurryPornAccount 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Y'all are jelly you'll never be as cool as this kid.

[–]Reformedjerk 61 points62 points  (4 children)

You might be joking, but I’m certain this kid is going to grow up to be an entertaining and pleasant adult.

Might be rough along the way, but by his mid twenties this going to be the guy everyone loves to be around.

[–]WreckweeM 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Right? As if we didn't all do stupid dorky stuff like this when we were kids. He'll be fine.

[–]noiwontpickaname 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You know I'm sure there are a lot of people on Reddit for furry porn that hide it. You let your freak flag fly high though. I'm proud of you.

[–]NotActuallyAFoxIRL 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I like to be subtle

[–]briley13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]KapteeniJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd want to hang out with this kid, but I'm not cool enough.

[–]WSOSFRR 8 points9 points  (2 children)

They only relevant use for CD’s anymore.

[–]HookLineNStinker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My car radio stopped working 5 months ago (longer?). It would come on when I braked sometimes but then even that stopped. So now I listen to my CD's. It's nice. No commercials and I don't use any of my data plan.

[–]JuneSeba 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's called discing, look it up.

[–]Murcielago311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gif should have been that video.

[–]kevinstrat27 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why are my panties wet?

[–]YolandiVissy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because your a pedophile

[–]lardsoap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this guy fucks

[–]Im_King_Flippy_Nips 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That Austin Powers-esque grin at the end makes it. Someone check to make sure this kid didn’t drown in the tidal wave of pussy crashing down on him

[–]Readit_to_me 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, man, careful you don't throw your neck out doing "The Fly Eye."

[–]hiilike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is like those dancing birds from planet earth...


[–]subzerojosh_1 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Dude my panties just dropped

[–]questionable2 24 points25 points  (7 children)

This kid isn't getting laid until he's in grad school

[–]ZonalParadox 58 points59 points  (4 children)

He already got laid in sunday school.

[–]questionable2 14 points15 points  (3 children)

no, band camp

[–]Monolithus 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Obviously computer camp.

[–]Littlebigreddit50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was hot over there

[–]Internecine183 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This seems like something a younger Austin Powers would do. Doesn't hurt that the kid kinda looks like him, too.

[–]pFiT_is_pFiT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

New monitor lizard breed ?

[–]AtheisticSithLord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Dilophosaurus can spew venom up to 30 feet. This venom is dark and black in color, blinding and paralyzing its victims upon contact.

[–]coffeegrounds55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he was born for this. I mean his nose fits perfectly between the CDs when they are flipped out. This is the result of genetic engineering.

[–]Gentlemensquadron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a prepubescent human male. The human makes sure to show his true colors when finding a mate or when threatened. Much like a peacock or like someone who calls out "repost" on Reddit.

[–]t0tally-incognito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm actually impressed

[–]kurai772 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for the new X-men movie

[–]dudette69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the smirk is really what sells it for me

[–]XD9mMFv1miW5ITTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These discs are not floppy.

[–]Eringel13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blocking out the haters, 2k18 edition

[–]LordSneaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they made a remake of “a different world” in 2003.

[–]katemoo12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grr baby, very grr.

[–]Wittyandpithy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Jurassic park lizard dinosaur thing that spits stuff on the fat dude

[–]KaptinAhab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the shape of water eyes

[–]PokWangpanmang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn deceptipunks

[–]interstellar_iguana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need David Attenborough to narrate this mating dance

[–]scrumbly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What are those shiny circles and how can I get some?"

--- all his friends

[–]noiwontpickaname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me laugh.

[–]twitch1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like watching the mating dances of Birds of Paradise.

[–]Xpyred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do i make you horny baby?

[–]a_permutation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case anyone was wondering, those CDs are "Weird Al - Running With Scissors" and "Queen's Greatest Hits (Volume I)". I know this with 99.99999999% certainty.

[–]catmeowstoomany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear that kids dads name is Gary.

[–]ThatchedRoofCottage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this. This kid is going places. Geeky places. But places.

[–]Jrplayz00 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Couldn’t that shred his eyes out?

[–]NauRava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of one of those birds of paradise. "Ladies pls, look at how fabulous my head discs are!"

[–]dragiel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anne Hathaway blunder years.

[–]juicehabitat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s like the squirty dinosaur from Jurassic Park

[–]Compl3t3lyInnocent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out! This species has venom sacks and will spit attempting to blind you! It's also a paralytic agent. It's absorbed quickly through the skin and eyes. Once the toxins get into your blood it quickly binds with motor neurons affecting your mobility so that it can eat you at its leisure. It starts with the less critical bits like your genitalia keeping you alive as long as possible as it awaits its brood to join in.

[–]akornblatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally would have hung out with this kid

[–]nurseylady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So 😎

[–]shy_kid956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smooth. 😂

[–]321burner123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't even my final form!

[–]imtotallyhighritemow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this dude fucks

[–]FJ98119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Frilled Neck lizard.

[–]SemiColonHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he just get me pregnant?

[–]ohbyerly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid's like the acid spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park. Hell yeah.

[–]spei180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope my son is this nerdy someday.

[–]kenjimarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My CD's brings all the ladies to the yard

[–]djlorenzp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Mads Mikkelsen smile at the end....

[–]hc84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So bad it's good.

[–]supertimes4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus kid, save some pussy for the rest of us.

[–]thirdstreetzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Although it's not often you see this level of self awareness.

[–]Timoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey babe, let me show you a move I perfected a long time ago. I call it 'The Krait Dragon'"


' Does the thing'

' closes her legs '

[–]vulture_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Penguins27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks so proud at the end.

[–]ryland52586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The majestic dilophosaurus

[–]kichukdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”Awoooga” in nerd

[–]SpartanWarlord117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerd powers activate!

[–]BrotherDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think I saw this little guy on Planet Earth 2.

[–]Kiki_Go_Night_Night 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be an old Gif because who still has multiple CD/DVDs lying around?

[–]Dove_shampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jurassic world 2 spitters look different...

[–]curiousgiantsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that my son?