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[–]Soderfly 995 points996 points  (17 children)

I am table

I hold the fruit

When you are sad

Pls boop my snoot

Yes I am smol

Can't carry lots

But I will give

It all I gots

I am table

I say again

Pls have some fruit

And be my fren

[–]jessr16 124 points125 points  (0 children)

You are a poetic genius.

[–]dokebibeatsCorgi Enthusiast 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That was beautiful. 😭😭😭

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[–]pistoncivic 11 points12 points  (8 children)

What rhymes with corgi?

[–]linksys963 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I got a bad bitch she cute like a corgi, her ass fat, yea like a porkyee

[–]The_Nipple_Tickler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was awful. I love it.

[–]paperclouds412 6 points7 points  (4 children)

That depends, if you're going for one word then, unfortunately, the first two examples I thought of were "orgy" and "horny" there's also "thorny", "sorely", "forty", "stormy" and "poorly". If you're just going for the same amount syllables then "for see", "nor seen" or "implore me" would work. Those are just the ones that I could come up with off the top of my head.

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Is it just me or do none of these rhyme with corgi

[–]paperclouds412 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 0 points1 point  (1 child)

As an amateur songwriter I use all kinds of rhymes, but I also understand when people ask for a rhyme on a polysyllabic word they usually want the last two to match. Hence "nothing rhymes with silver," etc.

[–]paperclouds412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you know there's different ways to rhyme but still don't recognize the way those words rhyme with corgi?

[–]brodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porgy. A type of fish.

[–]JaqueeVee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this from that album Metallica did with Lou Reed

[–]nomad80 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to see freestyle rap like this

[–]VannAccessible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Gold worthy.

[–]Iamabittired 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I'll take four

[–]cgdv85 49 points50 points  (0 children)


[–]evangamer9000 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Heckin corgo does a balance

[–]TheDarkGoatCheese 38 points39 points  (1 child)

If you would like to see more pictures of this cute dog with things on its head, check out its tumblr page: http://thingsonhazelshead.tumblr.com/ ;)

[–]stengebt[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the source link, I wasn't able to find it!

[–]Peelj316 85 points86 points  (0 children)


[–]PaperMoonShineRenton 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thats the most adorable snoot i've ever seen. dont tell my corgi...

[–]pm_me_ur_tiny_penis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd say that is a good boy!

[–]daxg2001 16 points17 points  (2 children)


[–]TheSkeletonInsideMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's just hope this one doesn't break either.

[–]movin_target 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]MWSiOUX 28 points29 points  (12 children)


[–]MermaidSwimmer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sneaky Corgi Pretends to be Table in Food Theft Attempt

[–]itstran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awww so adorable!!

[–]narainey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hazel! 😍

[–]ZenTraitor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t help but reading this in Andy Kaufman’s voice.

[–]SPLICER55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Table is a terrible name for a dog imo

[–]adamszava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day 7: they still think I’m a table

[–]athomehesatourist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure which is rounder: the oranges or the corgi!

[–]eoin7814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy mother of god that is one god damn good dog

[–]White12YearOldGang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take a table for two

[–]smallkittykat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a good boy

[–]Snoobi01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My new background pic

[–]Dioxism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hello I am Royal Canadian Mounted Police

[–]Abadatha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is cute table. You no need. I take for you.

[–]dokebibeatsCorgi Enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good fruit boye

[–]lil-hazza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I subscribed. Corgis with things on their head.

[–]asap3210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am stable

[–]amandathepanda451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww the puppy balancing oranges

[–]snekcate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U tot I am doggo, but it was I, table the whole time

[–]aaniemel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how determined it is!! It's like "Look i am balancing! Do you still love me?" "I will be table for as long as you want me to" "am I doing a good job?" "please i am trying my best"

[–]Bittersweet_Sputnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally couldn't hold in my reaction of delighted squees scrolling by this, it's just too cute omg 😭

[–]UFOturtleman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

...is there a reason why every time you post something you post it to tons of subreddits?

[–]stengebt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because not everybody is subscribed to every single subreddit.

[–]ParadiseSold 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is this hazel? I follow her on Tumblr

[–]stengebt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is.

[–]Ch33sus_Crust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why.......Why are corgis so friggin cute. I just... I can't handle it.

[–]wh00man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much for the table?

[–]VoidRose615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a goo Ein.

[–]dreftig 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]duntlookatmelikethat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....... Moooooooooom. Doge is at it again!

[–]katnat21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corgi cargo

[–]victorianbookworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To understand the table, you must become the table.

[–]aishiteryuu621 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cυтe aғ.

[–]RickZer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]RAEIndustries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tabel and perfectly balanced , are we sure he's not "stuffed" hahaha

Just kidding the dog has amazing talent

[–]SavitarSuliian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a veeery cute one

[–]codescloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of course, you're!

[–]magmabastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m not crazy, i’m a fuckin table ! - tyler okonma

[–]evoxker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

corgis have an unfair advantage with this trick. they have such low centre of gravity anything will balance on that snoot

[–]BigBassBoneI will steal your corgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing is on her snoot.

[–]tronald_dump -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

so is this sub just reposting two-year old pictures of Mabel for karma? if so, ill hop on board tomorrow.

just curious, because ive only seen this sub hit /r/all a few times, and its literally always the same dog (which isnt OPs) with something else on its head