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[–]twinkle-tit 591 points592 points  (10 children)

That's a pretty vivid gargoyle

[–]Banditjack 72 points73 points  (6 children)

"It's not a cat" -Joey

[–]SassyCharizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's a minion of the anti-christ

[–]AnalLeaseHolder 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Is that the one where they throw the ball to each other for a few days?

[–]alex_197 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. And happy cake day

[–]dudemeister5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just a few hours but yes that's the episode.

[–]janibus75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is it inside out?

[–]EssKelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“So what is it, some sort of snake or something?” - Gunther

[–]stonetyde 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you have coin?

[–]CypressBreeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which does he take, Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, or Nano?

[–]therealdilbert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gargoyle

I believe it has to spew water to be a gargoyle, otherwise it is a grotesque

[–]sportsworker777 2201 points2202 points  (27 children)

Jesus christ it looks like he's wearing his own skin as a bathrobe

[–]galliohoophoop 39 points40 points  (3 children)

It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad.

[–]ChuckUsername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

[–]nobody_likes_soda 388 points389 points  (11 children)

Looks like my grandma clutching at her robe when I try to sneak a peek of her ripped tennis ball.

[–]wigg1es 322 points323 points  (3 children)

That's the most horrid vaginal euphemism I've ever heard. Nicely done.

[–]tweeknpinch 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Aww shit....completely missed it and thought of a walker...I was way off!!!

[–]_JonJon_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Went back to look at it again with this new scenario and can’t stop laughing.

[–]occamscarvingknife 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ripped tennis ball... you magnificent bastard... (starts slow clap)

[–]RLG87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stolen from Karl pilkington though

[–]asuhh_dude 37 points38 points  (1 child)

How the fuck does this have a positive score lol

[–]CateTheNoble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Auntie Nora

[–]2ner1337 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I honestly thought it was some sort of Batman doll for a minute.

[–]ThreeFingerGus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Im not wearing hockey pads”

[–]astarael146 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or the skin of a demon

[–]Jlmlneutron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This freakish thing is more likely wearing someone else’s skin as a bathrobe.

[–]mmerrill450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How may I help you?

[–]IanHitch 324 points325 points  (4 children)

I can’t stop looking at those KNEES!

[–]runn4life 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Freaking me-owt!

[–]ArmageddonRetrospect 22 points23 points  (0 children)

HUMAN KNEEES

[–]you_say_tomatillo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Omfg, right??!

[–]trainercatlady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cover those up if you're gonna be walkin' around outside!

[–]Gogetinvaded 409 points410 points  (22 children)

I feel like that cat needs to be on top of a mountain answering life's most important questions.

[–]sportsworker777 122 points123 points  (9 children)

And slapping you with a stick when you answer his questions wrong

[–]Gogetinvaded 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I imagine an uncle Iroh type, he never really gives you a straight answer.

[–]TheLazyBerserker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm picturing something more like Yoda

[–]loukitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's a feline version of Edna Mole.

[–]Omni_Entendre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this as "slapping you with a dick"

It's late at night, I'm tired, I giggled, and I'm happier with this alternative mountaintop scenario

[–]DestindBomb 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Well, it is called a “Sphinx” cat.

[–]a_drive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sphinx ask riddles, not answer questions.

[–]INTPClara 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"That's a cat? Why is it inside out?!" - Joey

[–]Cobrakai469 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Halfway way up there, you'll get reamed by a Frost Troll.

[–]FlukyFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our cat overlords: Long may they reign!

[–]Upcheezus 253 points254 points  (14 children)

OP has a God of Destruction in their house.

[–]Decantus 49 points50 points  (10 children)

Quick, get him something interesting to eat before he blows up the planet because he's bored.

[–]ultimatepenguin21 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Is that a direct quote?

[–]DredRedBeard 15 points16 points  (6 children)

No, but I'm sure instant ramen would appease his taste buds. And convince him to train me.

[–]ultimatepenguin21 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Lol you wish. Whis might train u tho, if you agree to become a destroyer.

[–]Sir_mr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naw Whis likes food too

[–]DredRedBeard 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And then we come to a discussion on which training would be better. Are the angels that strong? Or is beerus the most powerful god of destruction and could take them on?

[–]ultimatepenguin21 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Angels are way stronger. Whis could, and has, smacked the shit out of beerus. And I'm pretty sure beerus is one of the strongest gods of destruction.

[–]bananapancakes626 6 points7 points  (0 children)

idk, but i caught an episode where vegeta was scrambling to get beerus "the tastiest" takoyaki in order to appease him.

[–]mal_wash_jayne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fish sausage!

[–]windywiIIow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the comment I came for

[–]Epsilon_Omega_Delta 105 points106 points  (3 children)

This is gargoyling, where you get naked, climb on top of a wall locker and watch over your roommate as they sleep. This is something I learned in an army sexual assault brief. The sergeant in charge asked us for examples of inappropriate behavior. Still have no idea why this didn’t strike him as a poor choice.

[–]pmint23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can’t stop laughing at this

[–]skinMARKdraws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO. Man when I was in, we had a SHARPS brief that lasted all day. It was 1430 on a Friday and everyone was getting ready to head back to the company to be released. Instructor asked if there were any questions, some high speed answers up a joke and asks, “Last week a couple buddies were gargoyling a friend because it was his birthday, when he woke up he knocked down 2 of them and literally shoved the tall dresser down with someone on it.”

Instructor and the whole class is looking at him (not laughing in the least bit). He opens a folder on his laptop and it’s a damn 64 slide on indecency and respect. We didn’t get back until 1730 and to this day some say you can hear his grunts and moans on the parade field.

TL:DL Soldier make a joke, and made the whole class stay an extra 3 hours.

[–]CaptainSk0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn.. missed opportunities in basic and AIT lol

[–]possessivefish 86 points87 points  (4 children)

You must answer his riddles to gain access to the magical fridge.

[–]CommaHorror 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Plot twist; they are the worst god, damned riddles ever.

[–]gnat_outta_hell 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What's red and smells like blue paint?

[–]loukitch 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Green paint.

[–]thebeardedcarpenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found the colorblind person.

[–]talyn5 176 points177 points  (4 children)

I like the way he sits.

[–]HandsumBWonderful 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I like there are still innocent comments out there every now and then.

[–]emoshortz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To me he looks like Smegol/Golum in cat form, trying to guard his "precious".

[–]Piccolito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because he fits

[–]benbroady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working on his Slav squat

[–]Fuibo2k 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Why is there a scrotum on your fridge?

[–]loukitch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because my balls are warm?

[–]LesPolsfuss 57 points58 points  (18 children)

I never wanted a cat as much as I want this effing thing ...

Is there a word for being cute and ugly at the same time?

[–]Muhabla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably in German. They have a word for every situation.

[–]vaguerant64 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way. I must have this creature (or one like it). And the word you seek is -- Glorious.

[–]stygger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awwgly

[–]BassCameron 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I never knew I needed one so bad until just now

[–]pm_me__dirty_panties 11 points12 points  (6 children)

be warned. hairless cats require you to bathe them weekly or too much oil builds up on their skin

[–]iseejimmiesrustled 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Weekly is too often and will cause skin issues to develop along with increased production of oils. Realistically, it's about once every 2 or 3 weeks. Often my boys can go a month in between baths provided they don't get themselves into something messy.

[–]11235Golden 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They don’t groom themselves and lick off all that oil?

[–]pm_me__dirty_panties 8 points9 points  (0 children)

not like hairy cats. the fur naturally pulls the oils away from the skin. hairless cats can get nasty skin problems if not properly cared for

[–]littlestray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their tongues are hairbrushes. Requires hair :c

[–]thesuperbri99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love naked cats, but they’re so much work. To compromise, I’m going to get a Cornish Rex. They have all the traits of a hairless cat but have a super thin layer of fur and it helps prevent the work of a naked cat.

Also, cugly. Pronounced KYOO-glee.

[–]mommarun 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That thing looks wiser than wisdom itself.

[–]PM_SIDEBOOB_PLEASE 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I can see how someone might want to worship that.

[–]O_Apples 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That cat doesn’t fit in his cat costume.

[–]rhino1979 41 points42 points  (2 children)

That’s freaky looking.

[–]iamdagr8est 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It's a fucking gargoyle rat

[–]DredRedBeard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's Lord Beerus.

[–]Neil_D-Ass_Tyson 49 points50 points  (0 children)

MRW I get caught touching myself on top of the fridge and am ashamed then slightly curious as to why you're even awake at this time of night, Karen.

[–]agentjamesbond007 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This reminds me I have to check my testicles for lumps.

[–]TheGoddamnDM 93 points94 points  (6 children)

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

[–]IccarusInTraining 13 points14 points  (0 children)

May your road lead you to warm sands

[–]BillionTonsHyperbole 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Somebody fed a mogwai after midnight, I see.

[–]DredRedBeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or the Universe 7 god of destruction had awoken after a 400 year nap.

[–]BransonOnTheInternet 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It looks like a human in a cat skin suit. This us terrifying. If I turned around to see this glaring down at me I think I'd turn my life over to Jesus.

[–]iwannaridearaptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I was thinking! I normally love the little chicken cutlet cats but this one is unnerving for some reason. The pose is awkward and the eyes look too humanoid for some reason. I want to support and love him but he kinda freaks me out some. Almost resembles a puppet when the camera gets up close, when the eyes cut away.

[–]WorkerBeeHere 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That is not of this planet.

[–]DredRedBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But of this universe? The god if destruction has awoken.

[–]aslowcheetah 35 points36 points  (2 children)

That’s lord Beerus.

[–]Top_Gorilla17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking more like Champa after gastric bypass surgery.

[–]Jhaiden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exaxtly. Started DBS 2 days ago and Jesus, love Beerus. This guy is hysterically funny.

[–]louisajy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s an alien.

[–]Crotchmaster3000 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What food do you have to offer Lord Beerus?

[–]Sgt_Kowalski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R-ramen, my lord.

[–]Lington 10 points11 points  (9 children)

I think our cats are related

[–]rippleman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You both have beautiful babies.

[–]soufnn[S] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

maybe

[–]cantlurkanymore 8 points9 points  (4 children)

technically all sphinx cats are related. their common ancestor was born in the 60s or 70s i think

[–]Nottheguyfromxfiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy I thought that cat was wearing a weird costume

[–]rando7818 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Master berus has no time for your foolish games, mortal.

[–]Shadow_404_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beerus, is that you?

[–]sharokio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beerus!

[–]rook2781 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beerus?

[–]MOMwhatsmyUsername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh hello, Beerus

[–]saltysamon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like Beerus

[–]Killairmanable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are you defrosting a chicken on top of your fridge?

[–]cmotdibbler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a medium sized cat wearing a XXL catsuit.

[–]TT_Productions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wish my knees looked that good.

[–]Strangeboy31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is some Silent Hill type shit right here.

[–]muchamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd fight em

[–]konan375 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is it inside out?

[–]hops4beer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]ragonk_1310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strechy Gargoyle

[–]LonoRising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Namaste, Gurukitty...

[–]SuperMarv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The left paw is for looking at---NOT the right one!!!

[–]Motherbug 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This cat looks like it has much wisdom to share

[–]DredRedBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a god of destruction

[–]USMC2336 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he'll find his precious someday

[–]Mariotzu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poke him I'm sure he has a quest for you!

[–]TheGeekPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beerus?

[–]SlothReactionTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I think you have a rat problem

[–]Dances_with_vimanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not like this feline, Charlie. Its smug aura mocks me.

[–]gimpers420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I should be asking what kind of goods he's selling.

[–]caraway90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get this man a sweater!

[–]JoeShakalaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These cats are hella ugly but I want one

[–]bullcrap4u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AHHHH Why in the fuck did Reddit make it so hard to close a thread.

[–]FrenchWenchOnaBench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hobbitses have taken my puuurrrrecious.

[–]FrozenMetalHed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't feed it after midnight and for the love of God don't get it wet!

[–]Orkinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg if spock were a cat!

[–]Iambecometheliquor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old is your kangaroo?

[–]Bill_Weathers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a really big bat.

[–]StPariah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor fella looks so cold!

[–]zillskillnillfrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am the terror that flaps in the night" - Dark Wing Duck

[–]SoapyRibnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I need to get my phone exorcised now.

[–]BoiHeBoutTo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s just fucking scary

[–]RussianLeprechaun99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehk such a gross looking animal.

[–]Lonnisity [score hidden]  (0 children)

Anybody else read the title in Tim Curry's voice? Just me?

[–]NozhaXBL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not even his final form.

[–]Joe434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batman?

[–]steezystevetaylor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No offense to the owner but his back paws look awfully yellow pretty sure it's supposed to match the white spot on his face ! Time to give him a bath and change that litter box more frequently !

[–]Oodle_the_poodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real catwoman

[–]fulminic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello, nightmare

[–]f_n_a_ 0 points1 point  (5 children)

So there's fur on its head, paws and tail but not really anywhere else?

[–]the_undad_20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fur would impede the wings when it transforms.

[–]Top_Gorilla17 1 point2 points  (3 children)

[–]Luthalis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No, there is some fur on his face, they have random fur sometimes. Mine has hair on the bridge of his nose and on his tail and ears.

[–]Top_Gorilla17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stand corrected.

+1

[–]the_undad_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gargoyle?

[–]Ennui92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What quest did you get?

[–]CIMARUTA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no whiskers :(?

[–]boffohijinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have the precious.

[–]Bunt_theycallme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Doctor Who villain.

[–]KomradCosmoline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like an animatronic.

[–]ViralDaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those knees o.0; 😲 😂

[–]HammerOn1024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gargoyle taking a dump.

[–]AreaLeftBlank 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"I AM VENGENCE. I AM THE NIGHT. I AM CATMAN."

[–]mr_oranje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat looks like Joni Mitchell.

[–]VoteRonaldRayGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which Darksouls boss is this?

[–]TaruNukes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DO YOU MIND? IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!

[–]ddog25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that thing has uttered the words “put the lotion in the basket”

[–]ferrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“May I help you?” look

[–]cantlurkanymore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you wish to pass, you must answer me... these questions three!

[–]jthind16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a costume but also an actual cat. I'm baffled

[–]DarthLysergis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Altair, get down from there."

[–]svander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You may ask me one question, and one question only.”

[–]GGorski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slav cat

[–]paint_the_fence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The protector this city needs.

[–]128bitworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked up ... and saw the Abyss staring down at me

[–]chayceface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my imagination he has a really deep voice

[–]fubava2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wise one!

[–]DGlen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do hairless cats look animatronic?

[–]somebodyetc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scary!!

[–]Brehmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Khajit has wares if you have coin.

[–]trwwy321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyways...

[–]EinsteinEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is as batman as cats get.

[–]Chahahadude 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Are these types of cats soft? Like I'm just trying to imagine what it feels like to pet one. I imagine it feels like a little baby's head of hair, all soft and peach-like

[–]pointybits12145 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's like petting velvet or suede. I liken letting them to petting a sueded hot water bottle. Source: am slave to three of these adorabugly bastards, two of which are draped over me right now

[–]Pix27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way that cat looks at the camera is super fucking creepy.

[–]NauticalJeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is obviously a cat in a cat colored morph suit.